The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "well, it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her....so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt....so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says "Now go to town cowboy.....And here I am."
The townsfolk immediately notice that he is dressed differently. Everything he is wearing is made out of brown paper. Brown paper pants, shirt, jacket, chaps, and even brown paper boots. They look outside and notice that his horse has a brown paper saddle and a brown paper blanket roll.
About the time the cowboy is finishing his drinks, the sheriff walks in. "Sorry to do this son, but I'm going to have to arrest you." "What's the charge sheriff?"
"Rustling."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)