[LonePalm]

A young cowboy rides into town, ties up his horse, and walks into the saloon. He walks up to the bartender and orders a whiskey and a beer. He doesn't speak to anyone else but just stands there with his drinks.

The townsfolk immediately notice that he is dressed differently. Everything he is wearing is made out of brown paper. Brown paper pants, shirt, jacket, chaps, and even brown paper boots. They look outside and notice that his horse has a brown paper saddle and a brown paper blanket roll.

About the time the cowboy is finishing his drinks, the sheriff walks in. "Sorry to do this son, but I'm going to have to arrest you." "What's the charge sheriff?"

"Rustling."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[maxwell]

A Cowboy sat sipping his whiskey and a young woman sat down and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." Then he asked, "How about you?"

She said, "I'm gay. I spend my whole day thinking about women."

A little later a man sat down on the other side and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

The Cowboy replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I am gay..."

[Gabz]

BOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That one is bad.

[RikaStrom]

Oh boo hiss! ROFLOL