Freeper Political Limerick Fest

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[Swordmaker]

Let's see how creative we can be in skewering or praising the latest events and the people involved in Limericks.

Here's my starting effort:

The acts of a frog named Chirac,
Suspiciously favored Iraq.
To explain his actions quite funny,
Just follow the money.
You'll find you're on the right track!

I know you can do better.

[Swordmaker]

Have at it, Poetically minded Freepers...

[potlatch]

There was a man named Bagdad Bob
Whose speeches would keep you agog!
When things got quite murky
He took off for Turkey
And hid to avoid being flogged.

[Born in a Rage]

There once was a country named Iraq
Who had a leader we needed to attack
The US went in fast
Kicked saddam out on his ass
And proved france is all out of whack

[My back yard]

When media starts Bush attackin'
With liberal phlegm all a hackin'
Just pick up the box
And turn it to Fox
Sending brainless dem-cohorts a packin'

[SlapHillary]

There once was an idiot named Saddam
He met up with a US-stamped bomb
As he was a'dodgin
He was gettin' prayers from Tim Robbins