Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 9th Edition

FreeRepublic ^ | April 20-27, 2003 | Numerous Freepers

[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (9th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc. Enjoy!

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

New axis of evil: Syria, Iran, Hollywood.     Anamensis, 4/20

Tyranny is yielding to the lust of the governing. ~Lord Moulton.     texson66, 4/20

American Born, Gun_Toting , Aerospace Worker Living In A State That Worships Socialism.     Duramaximus, 4/20

The reason we enjoy Rights is because hard men with guns in hand stand before the barbarians.     backhoe, 4/20

Irrelevant (î-rèl´e-vent) 1: The United Nations 2: France 3: CNN 4: Tim Robbins 5: PBS.     Eala, 4/20

When DOES the autobiography of Bernard Shaw (formerly of CNN) come out?     syriacus, 4/20

Wrong A.N.S.W.E.R.     TXBlair, 4/20

You can read about my history of the GOP at www.republicanbasics.com     Grand Old Partisan, 4/20

The liberals are slaughtering themselves to protect the fish.     Nick Danger, 4/20

The morale of the soldier is the greatest single factor in war.     LindaSOG, 4/20

Freedom is as natural as a drawn breath.     ChadGore, 4/20

The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave.     The Mayor, 4/20

Got the new computer, touch pad, keyboard learning blues.     Conservative4Ever, 4/20

Liberate Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, NK, Cuba... Support the Troops!     SwinneySwitch, 4/20

The triumph of evil is short.     capydick, 4/20

An unabashed Bush43 admirerer...     JusPasenThru , 4/20

My grain is pretty gnarly today.     Migraine, 4/20

NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open.     weegee, 4/20

Think politically not emotionally.     Archangelsk, 4/20

Anti-War Protestors Are The Terrorist's Bodyguard!!!     JustPiper, 4/21

Speeding in a work zone doubles all fines.     battlegearboat, 4/21

A nickel of every tax dollar should go toward the defense of America.     Desecrated, 4/21

Entertaining beautiful women since 1972!     Lazamataz, 4/21

I have two guns. One for each of ya. ~Doc Holliday.     Dan from Michigan, 4/21

We have the ability because the leader in command knows who's in control....God Bless America.     Krodg, 4/21

It is as difficult to provoke the United States as it is to survive its eventual and tardy response.     TheDon, 4/21

Thousands of cheering Iraqis yelled, "America, America, America," and "Bush, Bush, Bush."     cyncooper, 4/21

Just don't leave any brass with your fingerprints on it behind, OK?     Dr Warmoose, 4/21

Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. ~J. R. R. Tolkien.     k2blader, 4/21

Being a liberal means never admitting you're wrong, even in the face of facts.     rllngrk33, 4/21

Idiots create their own irony. I have done my part at suppling the world's Iron ore.     Only1choice____Freedom, 4/21

As long as it takes...No. That's the answer to your question. As long as it takes. ~GWB.     PeoplesRep_of_LA

Terrorists of the world, RISE UP! (So I may more easily gun you down.)     Jay D. Dyson

The UN is a hellish beast, which gives evil, vile despots a veneer of legitimacy.     Russell Scott, 4/21

C 1/5 1st Mar Div '69 & '70 An Hoa, Viet Nam Semper Fi.     kellynla, 4/21

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.     John Lenin, 4/21

AMERICA. Love her or leave her!     illumini, 4/21

We created underarm deodorant, and the French turned that down too. ~Mitch Daniels, Budget Director.     Beck_isright, 4/21

I hate tag lines.     Amore, 4/22

Thank you, Mister Bush! ~direct quote from liberated Iraqi man.     arasina, 4/22

We will not deny, ignore or pass our problems along to other Presidents. ~GW Bush     prairiebreeze, 4/22

Never give Bush any power you wouldn't want to give to Hillary.     Nakatu X, 4/22

I'm not an alcoholic; I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings; I go to bars.     JackelopeBreeder

Peace is the prerogative of the powerful--not the weak.     Savage Beast, 4/23

The U.N. needs a good Flush!     areafiftyone, 4/23

Don't immanentize the eschaton!     Noumenon, 4/23

Logic and reason are the mortal enemy of the Left...     Tamsey, 4/23

When a man lies, he murders part of the world.     Search4Truth, 4/23

Rename the UN.....the ..........TTS..............Totalitarian Tyrants Society (with sticky fingers)     goodnesswins, 4/23

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.     HuntsvilleTxVeteran, 4/23

Full disclosure of Food For Oil books...No Compromise!!!     Shermy, 4/23

My cat's breath smells of Cheeto's and marshmallows.     Tree of Liberty, 4/23

Oh people, this is freedom! ~Liberated Iraqi man, 09 APR 2003.     Mrs.Liberty, 4/23

This tagline was freed from an Iraqi prison by U.S. Armed Forces.     visualops, 4/23

And it STILL isn’t safe enough to vote DemocRAT…     Libloather, 4/23

When you ignore God's instruction, you end up in the Devil's destruction.     Russell Scott, 4/23

Never practice moderation to excess.     Centaur, 4/24

Can you say Kyoto? Can you say we ain't gonna sign?     Ole Okie, 4/24

FOX NEWS ALERT Lost puppy in Des Moines. Daschle "saddened." THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT.    TheBigB, 4/24

AKA Princess Angelia Contessa Louisa Fransca Banana Fana Bo Bisca the Fourth.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 4/23

Militant Islam first swarms the states it will later dominate.     NetValue, 4/23

Whiners to US: Please get Iraq under control, but please do not control Iraq!!!     GeorgiaYankee, 4/23

I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. ~Groucho Marx     petuniasevan, 4/24

Beware the barrenness of a busy life. ~Socrates     SquirrelKing, 4/24

We are witnessing Historic Days. ~President George W. Bush, April 24, 2003     Dog, 4/24

If Lawton Chiles runs for the Senate seat in 2004, we will **really** have Jurassic Park in Florida.     NautiNurse, 4/24

Beware the Fedayeen Rodham!     Bigg Red, 4/24

Understand the root causes of American Anger.     johnb838, 4/24

France, Germany and Dems are relevant only as obstructionists.     socal_parrot, 4/24

No more will we pretend that our desire/For liberty is number-cold and has no fire.     Celtjew Libertarian, 4/24

God bless the coalition troops and their families.     So Cal Rocket, 4/24

It's not safe yet to vote Democrat.     Political Junkie Too, 4/24

Is clinton in jail yet?     Free_at_last_-2001, 4/24

Each post focus-group tested for maximum wallop.     SerpentDove, 4/24

There was abuse in my family; it was mostly musical in nature.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 4/24

Fukai please pass the squid sauce.     LauraJean, 4/24

If a man hasn't found something he is willing to die for, he is not fit to live. ~MLKjr.     Blue Scourge, 4/24

Subvert the conspiracy of inanimate objects!     Revolting cat!, 4/24

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: add a slice of lemon for freshness.     Chad Fairbanks, 4/24

Murphy's rules for combat #14: The equipment you are using was made by the lowest bidder!     SERE_DOC, 4/24

Thats right, Christianity is exclusive, you have to love animals to be in PETA, is that exclusive?     smith288, 4/24

As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. ~Joshua 24:15     Ferret Fawcet, 4/24

Looting like that taking place in Iraq hasn't been seen since Clinton's last days in the White House.     SAMWolf, 4/25

Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan.     blastdad51, 4/25

Facts? You can use facts to prove anything that's even REMOTELY true! ~Homer Simpson     jude24, 4/25

Freepo ergo sum.     billorites, 4/26

We Buy No French Wine Because Of French Whine.     UCFRoadWarrior, 4/26

Language is the expression of thoughts. Every time you speak your mind is on parade.     gulfcoast6, 4/26

California! See how low WE can go!     Carry_Okie, 4/26

Boycott everything French forever.     EternalHope, 4/26

The liberals are slaughtering themselves at the gates of the newsroom.     Nick Danger

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.     Foghorn Leghorn

The CentCom playing cards fit the situation of the Soddomites perfectly; they're falling fast.     steveegg, 4/26

I have instructions to tell you that our relations have been degraded. ~WH official to French.     steveegg, 4/26

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours! (Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)     LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican), 4/26

Commander and Chef.     LonePalm, 4/26

All Night Freeper, Day Job Lurker.     oceanperch, 4/27

We are a peaceful people. Yet we are not a fragile people.     proud American in Canada, 4/27

For office use only.     reformed_dem, 4/27

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. ~Thomas Jefferson.     Brian Allen, 4/27

[jigsaw]

With thanks to petuniasevan and steveegg for assistance.

Previous Taglinus FreeRepublicus editions are in the General Interest Forum under tagline.

[jigsaw]

Thy tagline is posted.

[jigsaw]

Thy tagline is posted above.

[jigsaw]

Thy tagline is posted up yonder.

[jigsaw]

Thy tagline is posted way up yonder.

[backhoe]

Aw, rats! That means I have to think up another one!

[illumini]

Nice collection jigsaw! It was some work... Thanks for putting my sentiments in the group. ~illumini

[SerpentDove]

What a great idea. Thanks!

[Anamensis]

The liberals are slaughtering themselves to protect the fish.

You say that like it's a bad thing. I mean, let's face it; at least we can EAT the fish.

Well, I suppose, upon reflection... no, never mind, I won't say it. But in answer to the inevitable question: White. Chablis, preferably.

[MotleyGirl70]

I have two guns. One for each of ya. ~Doc Holliday. Dan from Michigan, 4/21

That is a great line from one of my favorite movies.

Here's another one of my favorites from Doc: (do you remember this one?)

"Why Johnny Ringo...Mad Cap...where you going wit' that shotgun!"

[texson66]

Great collection!

[TXBlair]

Thanks for another exemplary collection!

[EternalHope]

Thanks!

(Now that I've had my 15 seconds of fame, what do I do for the rest of my life?)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

You like me! You really like me!!! : ) (I'd like to thank my mom, and my two wonderful brothers, and my best friend...)

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I had changed tagline several days ago.

[Savage Beast]

These are good, Jigsaw--good idea.

BTW, my tagline (vide supra):

"Peace is the prerogative of the powerful--not the weak"

is a paraphrase of Winston Churchill:

"Peace is the prerogative of the victorious, not the vanquished."

[visualops]

wow cool

[LauraJean]

my mudder thanks you, my fadder thanks you, my sister thanks you and I thank you.

[Radix]

Anyone can write a tag line.