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Somebody correct me here, is there anyone left in Germany (or France for that matter) that even HAS a penis?
1 posted on 04/20/2003 1:06:47 PM PDT by johniegrad
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Call me ignorant, but is this something a guy would want?
2 posted on 04/20/2003 1:08:21 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (America...love it or leave it. Canada is due north-Mexico is directly south...start walking.)
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Hhhmmm, I wonder how long this thread will last....or hold up.....or.....stay up.....
3 posted on 04/20/2003 1:08:23 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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ROTFL!!
5 posted on 04/20/2003 1:09:39 PM PDT by TXBlair (CWOs Williams and Young: Welcome back to Fort Hood!!)
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Chirac has one, but it's Saddam's, not his. No need to get into where he keeps it.
6 posted on 04/20/2003 1:09:52 PM PDT by putupon (I smack Chirac and Schroeder too with my right shoe.)
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What kind of numbnuts would invent something like.....
7 posted on 04/20/2003 1:10:56 PM PDT by 12B
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They should have super-glued one to Clinton's.
9 posted on 04/20/2003 1:11:22 PM PDT by Az Joe
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What happens if you don't wash the film off after sex? Does it kick in again while you are driving home?
10 posted on 04/20/2003 1:12:34 PM PDT by duckman (ta ra ra boom de ay, lets bomb SADDAM today.)
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It has one drawback booze does not - it does not convince one that one is a fantastic lover.
11 posted on 04/20/2003 1:12:45 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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I saw the same thing for sale in a gas station restroom just the other day. Are the Germans just now getting around to it? Over-the-counter penis-numbing compounds for the prevention of premature ejaculation have been on the market for years.

This is news?

12 posted on 04/20/2003 1:12:47 PM PDT by absinthe
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Aren't Democrats using these to stretch over their heads? Something numbs their brains.
13 posted on 04/20/2003 1:13:38 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doeth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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I would think that just flashing a guy this

Would be cheaper, and more affective.

15 posted on 04/20/2003 1:14:01 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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Hours and hours of sex without ejaculation? I don't think I have that much money...
16 posted on 04/20/2003 1:14:13 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Thanks for the hard news post.
21 posted on 04/20/2003 1:16:03 PM PDT by friendly
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They better print some instructions on how to use it, to keep the Gore/Clinton crowd from pulling it over their heads.
24 posted on 04/20/2003 1:21:52 PM PDT by LowOiL ("I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" -Gen. Patton)
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Uh.....like.....wouldn't that numb......other things.....like on her, too?

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25 posted on 04/20/2003 1:22:28 PM PDT by mhking
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Somebody correct me here, is there anyone left in Germany (or France for that matter) that even HAS a penis?

That's what people over there have been using to think. They must have been testing these things for some time.

Diversity Is Not Our Strength
Bill

31 posted on 04/20/2003 1:27:33 PM PDT by WFTR (Liberty isn't for cowards)
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Gee, how could I have lived without this information? Thanks for sharing, anyway. I think.
41 posted on 04/20/2003 1:38:41 PM PDT by Lockbar
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The world is getting waaaaay too SELF gratifiying. This is utterly ridiculous just to make a man last longer sexually, but yet feels nothing. With this SELF gratificatiobn crap why not just invent a robot man that will screw a woman 24/7. And a mirror that will tell all men they have huge penises make more money than their neighbor,work the hardest longest hours are the bestest breadwinner stud that should ride on their lawn mower all weekend drinking beer and are the smartest and best looking and deserve to drink a case of cheap beer constantly and still perform sexually.
51 posted on 04/20/2003 1:55:26 PM PDT by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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Two irrefutable facts of life;

1) Men don't "suffer" from premature ejaculation.

2) Women don't "suffer" from PMS

52 posted on 04/20/2003 2:01:41 PM PDT by Natural Law
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Looks like the Germans have been wearing these on their heads all this time.
55 posted on 04/20/2003 2:07:12 PM PDT by mass55th
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