Penis-Numbing Condom Planned

Netscape Network News ^ | 17 April 03 | Reuters

[johniegrad]

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German company said on Thursday it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.

The condom, which would carry thin film of anaesthetic on its inner lining, has yet to win regulatory approval.

"Men tend to get turned on more quickly than women," a spokesman for Cologne-based firm Condomi told Reuters. "Our condom will even up the odds by numbing the man's sensitive regions -- but not the whole body like when you're drunk."

[Lockbar]

Gee, how could I have lived without this information? Thanks for sharing, anyway. I think.

[sweetliberty]

"Depends on what heads the democRATS are covering up."

Well, considering that they don't know which end is up and that they are always talking from the wrong orafice, it only makes sense that they would apply a condom to the wrong head.

[freedumb2003]

Believe it or not, extra-strength Oragel is the same thing....

And you know this exaclty how...???

[johniegrad]

I have known a few women with teeth down there.

[Archangelsk]

Tanker,

A numbnuts who is about to make a bunch of money. (Alternative question, who the hell needs viagra?).

[Age of Reason]

A penis numbing condom? Isnt that a bit redundant?

Good point.

Expect a drug-free version made of thicker material, which would accomplish the same thing, I think.

[Nam Vet]

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name. Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Rogaine is Minoxodil, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on......Mycoxaflopin.

Nam Vet

[Lx]

I think the idea is to prolong the encounter. Not develop an aversion to sex for life. Ack, what a picture, and it's a Glamour shot, too.

[johniegrad]

Not only that, but last week, Merck marketed a new product, a combination of an herbal preparation and previously released medication......Ginko-Viagra......it's for people who can't remember what the **** they're doing.

[Iwo Jima]

ROFLMAO!

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

The world is getting waaaaay too SELF gratifiying. This is utterly ridiculous just to make a man last longer sexually, but yet feels nothing. With this SELF gratificatiobn crap why not just invent a robot man that will screw a woman 24/7. And a mirror that will tell all men they have huge penises make more money than their neighbor,work the hardest longest hours are the bestest breadwinner stud that should ride on their lawn mower all weekend drinking beer and are the smartest and best looking and deserve to drink a case of cheap beer constantly and still perform sexually.

[Natural Law]

Two irrefutable facts of life;

1) Men don't "suffer" from premature ejaculation.

2) Women don't "suffer" from PMS

[johniegrad]

Absolutely true. It's the other way around.

[george wythe]

Call me ignorant, but is this something a guy would want?

There are guys who ejaculate quickly because they have too much sensitivity, meaning they enjoy it so much that they cannot pace themselves.

Most men wearing a rubber will lose some sensitivity, so few men may need an anesthetic. A topical anesthelic might act like a thick rubber curtailing sensitivity on those guys who have too much of it.

Currently, you can buy at any drug store topical anesthetics to help women, especially virgins, to have painless sex. If the anesthetic is in the outside, maybe this condom will help certain women

[mass55th]

Looks like the Germans have been wearing these on their heads all this time.

[tophat9000]

Is this a move up from "numb nuts"?

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

I find that the best numbing agent is repeated application of external stimuli.

There are a couple of different ways I could read this statment...

;^)

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

Just in case you're ever in the market....

[Mr. Mojo]

What the Germans (and French) really need is something to help testicle growth.

[Crawdad]

That's what I do. Instaead of playing baseball in my head, I play Daily Press Briefing.