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Penis-Numbing Condom Planned
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| 17 April 03
| Reuters
Posted on 04/20/2003 1:06:47 PM PDT by johniegrad
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German company said on Thursday it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.
The condom, which would carry thin film of anaesthetic on its inner lining, has yet to win regulatory approval.
"Men tend to get turned on more quickly than women," a spokesman for Cologne-based firm Condomi told Reuters. "Our condom will even up the odds by numbing the man's sensitive regions -- but not the whole body like when you're drunk."
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Somebody correct me here, is there anyone left in Germany (or France for that matter) that even HAS a penis?
To: johniegrad
Call me ignorant, but is this something a guy would want?
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:08:21 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(America...love it or leave it. Canada is due north-Mexico is directly south...start walking.)
To: johniegrad
Hhhmmm, I wonder how long this thread will last....or hold up.....or.....stay up.....
To: TheSpottedOwl
Okay, how's this: Jane, you ignorant slut....
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:09:26 PM PDT
by
anniegetyourgun
(Just kidding....don't hit me!)
To: johniegrad
ROTFL!!
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:09:39 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(CWOs Williams and Young: Welcome back to Fort Hood!!)
To: johniegrad
Chirac has one, but it's Saddam's, not his. No need to get into where he keeps it.
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:09:52 PM PDT
by
putupon
(I smack Chirac and Schroeder too with my right shoe.)
To: johniegrad
What kind of numbnuts would invent something like.....
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:10:56 PM PDT
by
12B
To: TheSpottedOwl
Call me ignorant, but is this something a guy would want? Ummm, none for me thanks. I find that the best numbing agent is repeated application of external stimuli.
"First and ten...do it again...we like it, we like it!"
To: johniegrad
They should have super-glued one to Clinton's.
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:11:22 PM PDT
by
Az Joe
To: johniegrad
What happens if you don't wash the film off after sex? Does it kick in again while you are driving home?
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:12:34 PM PDT
by
duckman
(ta ra ra boom de ay, lets bomb SADDAM today.)
To: johniegrad
It has one drawback booze does not - it does not convince one that one is a fantastic lover.
To: johniegrad
I saw the same thing for sale in a gas station restroom just the other day. Are the Germans just now getting around to it? Over-the-counter penis-numbing compounds for the prevention of premature ejaculation have been on the market for years.
This is news?
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:12:47 PM PDT
by
absinthe
To: johniegrad
Aren't Democrats using these to stretch over their heads? Something numbs their brains.
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:13:38 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Treason doeth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: Az Joe
Might be better put on his big head!
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:13:43 PM PDT
by
texson66
("Tyranny is yielding to the lust of the governing." - Lord Moulton)
To: johniegrad
I would think that just flashing a guy this
Would be cheaper, and more affective.
To: johniegrad
Hours and hours of sex without ejaculation? I don't think I have that much money...
To: Senator Pardek
There may be a new revenue source here for LEOs: FWI.
To: Billthedrill
We have a winner folks. Best comment on the thread.
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posted on
04/20/2003 1:14:57 PM PDT
by
Bogey78O
(check it out... http://freepers.zill.net/users/bogey78o_fr/puppet.swf)
To: Az Joe
They don't make them that small.
To: Billthedrill
ROTFLMAO!!
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