Posted on 04/13/2003 4:46:31 PM PDT by jigsaw
Taglinus FreeRepublicus (7th Edition)
Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc. Enjoy!
Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~
Senator Daschle is planning to go to Iraq to help roll bandages for Saddam's Republican Guard. SAMWolf, 4/6
Baghdad Bob on Comedy Central KansasCanadian, 4/6
Our cause is just. petuniasevan, 4/6
Train, maintain, rest...what don't you understand, Lieutenant? Archangelsk, 4/6
Involve the U.N. in reconstruction- Perhaps they can turn a bombed out Baghdad into a Gleaming Gaza. Owl_Eagle, 4/7
My golden retriever can lick your honor student. Snowy, 4/7
Terrorists Disappointed: Madonna Not Really "Like A Virgin" UCFRoadWarrior, 4/7
Caring Rational Alert Professional. Flurry, 4/7
Only America has the moral authority and the resolve to lead the world in the 21st Century. WaterDragon, 4/7
Why is it called "International Law" if only Israel and the United States are expected to keep it? Alouette, 4/7
Visualize global warming. Help stamp out winter! malakhi, 4/7
Can you say President Hillary, Mistress of Darkness? Me Neither!!!!!!!!!!!!! buffyt, 4/8
The very obsession of your public service must be Duty, Honor, Country. ~D. MacArthur ladtx, 4/8
Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there. Pete'sWife, 4/8
May the running liberal pig-dogs be turned into bbq toasties in the sea of fire. thisiskubrick, 4/8
Liberals MULTIPLY by DIVIDING... antivenom, 4/8
Arnett had the word SUCKER pasted on his big forehead ... and the Iraqis knew how to use him. syriacus, 4/8
I'm a man... But I can change... If I have to.... I guess................... sauropod, 4/8
Some days, it's just not worth gnawing through the straps... Chad Fairbanks, 4/8
KIM JONG IL is having another bad underwear day. AmericanInTokyo, 4/8
If looks could kill, Waxman would have been stillborn. hometoroost, 4/8
Rid the country of the vast liberal conspiracy. chemicalman, 4/8
Your support keeps Free Republic going strong! Support Free Republic, 4/8
Shoot low, they are riding shetlands. hadaclueonce, 4/8
Going into an election campaign without the paleocons is like going to war without the French. Chancellor Palpatine, 4/8
The Blazing Saddles Defense: "Don't shoot, or the Iraqi gets it!" Defiant, 4/8
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It. Tragically Single, 4/8
DU is Uday in pig latin. I still care, 4/8
PRAY for our troops, our president, our journalists, the POWs and the innocents! arasina, 4/8
The way home from Baghdad for our troops should be through Damascus and Beirut. rllngrk33, 4/8
My dad, a WW2 vet, always said, "America's best and most loyal ally is..Britain". He was right. prairiebreeze, 4/8
Either you're an American or a liberal! TFMcGuire, 4/8
This tagline has no nutritional value. TenthAmendmentChampion, 4/9
If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud. Scothia, 4/9
Remember the 507th! BenLurkin, 4/9
The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE. okie01, 4/9
BILL CLINTON: obscure 20th-c fig, name eventually struck from Presidential role [22nd Cent Enc] BibChr, 4/9
A liberal mind already is terribly wasted. fightinJAG, 4/9
When will the left learn that Bush is NOT the enemy? gkhong, 4/9
Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma. lawgirl, 4/9
We ought not politicize this war ~Tom Daschle, 09/25/02 m1-lightning, 4/9
Again, protestors have NO RIGHT TO BE HEARD, only a freedom to speak. Only1choice____Freedom, 4/9
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets. general_re, 4/9
FLASH: CNN hires Baghdad Bob as new Operation Iraqi Freedom Military Analyst. Beck_isright, 4/7
The regime change in the US began in Nov '00, and continued in Nov '02. It will be complete in '04. admiralsn, 4/7
The leftists will eat crow til they sh!t feathers! thedugal
The tyrant will soon be gone... or extremely dead. rintense
The regime in Iraq is now learning that we keep our word." ~Pres. George W. Bush Ragtime Cowgirl
I could be a really good Christian if other people didn't mess me up all the time. ~Adrian Plass Mr. Mulliner, 4/7
Freud was right! Martha Burke has golf ball envy. OpusatFR, 4/9
Enviro wackos are Communists in Birkenstocks!!! Ga Rob, 4/9
Disinformation is the leftist's and enemy's friend; consider the source before believing. JimRed, 4/9
Don't punch holes in the lifeboat. Shooter 2.5, 4/9
Doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get. philetus, 4/10
Keep our Soldiers in your prayers. Liberty Valance, 4/10
Stop the Iraqi Information Ministry...turn off ABCNBCBS. battousai, 4/10
After all these years, it's still rocket science. Rockitz, 4/10
On FreeRepublic, discussion is a contact sport. tictoc, 4/10
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem. AppyPappy, 4/10
Yes, I DO have a page for everything on my site - movies, politics, khipu, Catholic novels . . . JohnnyZ, 4/10
Labs for love; .357 for Security. blau993, 4/10
Thank you Lord, Right Wins!!!! gulfcoast6, 4/10
United States 2, Terror-sponsoring nations 0, waiting to see who's next in the bracket. dirtboy, 4/10
Springtime for Saddam and Iraqis, Winter for Germans and France....... Chancellor Palpatine, 4/10
It's not nice to fool Mr. Rumsfeld! Frank_Discussion, 4/10
I drank what? ~Socrates SquirrelKing, 4/10
Your pockets of resistance are futile (and filled with lint!) GeorgiaYankee, 4/10
It's called "adoption". Perhaps you've heard of it? Jhoffa_4/12
He who controls the definitions controls History. He who controls History controls the future. DensaMensa, 4/12
The roots of sweet liberty are best fertilized by the stinking rotting corpse of tyranny. F.J. Mitchell, 4/12
CNN...the MOST TRUSTED in News......by CRIMINALS! goodnesswins, 4/12
Doctors recommend 8 hours of FReep every night. TXBlair, 4/12
A libertarian is a republican who smokes pot. thepitts, 4/13
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open. Momaw Nadon, 4/13
Not Taglines .... but quotes allegedly from Saddam's last meal:
Waiter, there's a 2000 pound bomb in my soup. Shooter 2.5, 4/9
We Replaced Patrick Leahy's Brains With Folger's Crystals. Let's See If Anyone Notices! Support Free Republic, 4/10
"This president failed so miserably in diplomacy that we are now forced to war". --Tom Daschle, in 2003, when President Bush struck Iraq
"We have exhausted all of our diplomatic effort to get the Iraqis to comply with their own agreements and with international law. Given that . . . we have got to force them to comply, and we are doing so militarily".--Tom Daschle, in 1998, when President Clinton struck Iraq
My favorite:
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets." general_re, 4/9
Keep 'em fresh.
That it does. So much in so few words.
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