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Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 7th Edition
FreeRepublic ^ | April 7 - 13, 2003 | Numerous Freepers

Posted on 04/13/2003 4:46:31 PM PDT by jigsaw


Taglinus FreeRepublicus (7th Edition)


Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc. Enjoy!

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.

~ thatdewd ~




Senator Daschle is planning to go to Iraq to help roll bandages for Saddam's Republican Guard.     SAMWolf, 4/6

Baghdad Bob on Comedy Central     KansasCanadian, 4/6

Our cause is just.     petuniasevan, 4/6

Train, maintain, rest...what don't you understand, Lieutenant?     Archangelsk, 4/6

Involve the U.N. in reconstruction- Perhaps they can turn a bombed out Baghdad into a Gleaming Gaza.     Owl_Eagle, 4/7

My golden retriever can lick your honor student.     Snowy, 4/7

Terrorists Disappointed: Madonna Not Really "Like A Virgin"     UCFRoadWarrior, 4/7

Caring Rational Alert Professional.     Flurry, 4/7

Only America has the moral authority and the resolve to lead the world in the 21st Century.     WaterDragon, 4/7

Why is it called "International Law" if only Israel and the United States are expected to keep it?     Alouette, 4/7

Visualize global warming. Help stamp out winter!     malakhi, 4/7

Can you say President Hillary, Mistress of Darkness? Me Neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!     buffyt, 4/8

The very obsession of your public service must be Duty, Honor, Country. ~D. MacArthur     ladtx, 4/8

Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.     Pete'sWife, 4/8

May the running liberal pig-dogs be turned into bbq toasties in the sea of fire.     thisiskubrick, 4/8

Liberals MULTIPLY by DIVIDING...     antivenom, 4/8

Arnett had the word SUCKER pasted on his big forehead ... and the Iraqis knew how to use him.     syriacus, 4/8

I'm a man... But I can change... If I have to.... I guess...................     sauropod, 4/8

Some days, it's just not worth gnawing through the straps...     Chad Fairbanks, 4/8

KIM JONG IL is having another bad underwear day.     AmericanInTokyo, 4/8

If looks could kill, Waxman would have been stillborn.     hometoroost, 4/8

Rid the country of the vast liberal conspiracy.     chemicalman, 4/8

Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!     Support Free Republic, 4/8

Shoot low, they are riding shetlands.     hadaclueonce, 4/8

Going into an election campaign without the paleocons is like going to war without the French.     Chancellor Palpatine, 4/8

The Blazing Saddles Defense: "Don't shoot, or the Iraqi gets it!"     Defiant, 4/8

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It.     Tragically Single, 4/8

DU is Uday in pig latin.     I still care, 4/8

PRAY for our troops, our president, our journalists, the POWs and the innocents!     arasina, 4/8

The way home from Baghdad for our troops should be through Damascus and Beirut.     rllngrk33, 4/8

My dad, a WW2 vet, always said, "America's best and most loyal ally is..Britain". He was right.     prairiebreeze, 4/8

Either you're an American or a liberal!     TFMcGuire, 4/8

This tagline has no nutritional value.     TenthAmendmentChampion, 4/9

If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud.     Scothia, 4/9

Remember the 507th!     BenLurkin, 4/9

The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE.     okie01, 4/9

BILL CLINTON: obscure 20th-c fig, name eventually struck from Presidential role [22nd Cent Enc]     BibChr, 4/9

A liberal mind already is terribly wasted.     fightinJAG, 4/9

When will the left learn that Bush is NOT the enemy?     gkhong, 4/9

Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma.     lawgirl, 4/9

We ought not politicize this war ~Tom Daschle, 09/25/02     m1-lightning, 4/9

Again, protestors have NO RIGHT TO BE HEARD, only a freedom to speak.     Only1choice____Freedom, 4/9

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.     general_re, 4/9

FLASH: CNN hires Baghdad Bob as new Operation Iraqi Freedom Military Analyst.     Beck_isright, 4/7

The regime change in the US began in Nov '00, and continued in Nov '02. It will be complete in '04.     admiralsn, 4/7

The leftists will eat crow til they sh!t feathers!     thedugal

The tyrant will soon be gone... or extremely dead.     rintense

The regime in Iraq is now learning that we keep our word." ~Pres. George W. Bush     Ragtime Cowgirl

I could be a really good Christian if other people didn't mess me up all the time. ~Adrian Plass     Mr. Mulliner, 4/7

Freud was right! Martha Burke has golf ball envy.     OpusatFR, 4/9

Enviro wackos are Communists in Birkenstocks!!!     Ga Rob, 4/9

Disinformation is the leftist's and enemy's friend; consider the source before believing.     JimRed, 4/9

Don't punch holes in the lifeboat.     Shooter 2.5, 4/9

Doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get.     philetus, 4/10

Keep our Soldiers in your prayers.     Liberty Valance, 4/10

Stop the Iraqi Information Ministry...turn off ABCNBCBS.     battousai, 4/10

After all these years, it's still rocket science.     Rockitz, 4/10

On FreeRepublic, discussion is a contact sport.     tictoc, 4/10

If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.     AppyPappy, 4/10

Yes, I DO have a page for everything on my site - movies, politics, khipu, Catholic novels . . .     JohnnyZ, 4/10

Labs for love; .357 for Security.     blau993, 4/10

Thank you Lord, Right Wins!!!!     gulfcoast6, 4/10

United States 2, Terror-sponsoring nations 0, waiting to see who's next in the bracket.     dirtboy, 4/10

Springtime for Saddam and Iraqis, Winter for Germans and France.......     Chancellor Palpatine, 4/10

It's not nice to fool Mr. Rumsfeld!     Frank_Discussion, 4/10

I drank what? ~Socrates     SquirrelKing, 4/10

Your pockets of resistance are futile (and filled with lint!)     GeorgiaYankee, 4/10

It's called "adoption". Perhaps you've heard of it?     Jhoffa_4/12

He who controls the definitions controls History. He who controls History controls the future.     DensaMensa, 4/12

The roots of sweet liberty are best fertilized by the stinking rotting corpse of tyranny.     F.J. Mitchell, 4/12

CNN...the MOST TRUSTED in News......by CRIMINALS!     goodnesswins, 4/12

Doctors recommend 8 hours of FReep every night.     TXBlair, 4/12

A libertarian is a republican who smokes pot.     thepitts, 4/13

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.     Momaw Nadon, 4/13



Not Taglines .... but quotes allegedly from Saddam's last meal:

Waiter, there's a 2000 pound bomb in my soup.     Shooter 2.5, 4/9

We Replaced Patrick Leahy's Brains With Folger's Crystals. Let's See If Anyone Notices!     Support Free Republic, 4/10




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With thanks to thatdewd for his tagline in the heading and to Steveegg for spotting some of the above treasures.


Prior Editions of Taglinus FreeRepublicus:


1 posted on 04/13/2003 4:46:31 PM PDT by jigsaw
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To: thatdewd; SAMWolf; KansasCanadian; petuniasevan; Archangelsk; Owl_Eagle; Snowy; UCFRoadWarrior; ...
Thou art listed above.
2 posted on 04/13/2003 4:47:47 PM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops!)
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To: hometoroost; chemicalman; Support Free Republic; hadaclueonce; Chancellor Palpatine; Defiant; ...
Thou art listed above.
3 posted on 04/13/2003 4:48:39 PM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops!)
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To: thedugal; rintense; Ragtime Cowgirl; Mr. Mulliner; OpusatFR; Ga Rob; JimRed; Shooter 2.5; ...
Thou art listed above.   (And yes, this phrase is a pun because taglines are a form of art.)
4 posted on 04/13/2003 4:51:01 PM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops!)
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To: All

Put a smile on your face, donate to FR today!

(Thanks Chance33_98 for the ad)

5 posted on 04/13/2003 4:53:54 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: jigsaw
Thanks jigsaw. I really like seeing what others come up with for taglines.
6 posted on 04/13/2003 4:54:20 PM PDT by SAMWolf (CNN: We knew about Saddam for 12 years, but Republicans are worse, so we didn't say anything.)
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To: jigsaw
Ty. Time for a new one...
7 posted on 04/13/2003 4:54:23 PM PDT by sauropod (If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy...)
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To: sauropod
Perhaps....
If the women don't find you handy, they should at least find you handsome?

(Guess that's kinda Green Red rather than Red Green.)

8 posted on 04/13/2003 5:07:40 PM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops!)
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To: jigsaw
Thank you once again.

V


9 posted on 04/13/2003 5:14:07 PM PDT by Beck_isright ("QUAGMIRE" - French word for "unable to find anyone to surrender to")
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To: jigsaw
Only if you use the handyman's secret weapon... duct tape!
10 posted on 04/13/2003 5:20:13 PM PDT by sauropod (If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy...)
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To: sauropod
One of the great sadnesses in my life is that I have missed several seasons of The Red Green Show and probably will have no chance to ever see what I've missed. Unfortunately, I think that humor doesn't go over well enough in middle Tennessee to warrant an airing here.
11 posted on 04/13/2003 5:38:06 PM PDT by Mr. Mulliner ("I could be a really good Christian if other people didn't mess me up all the time.")
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To: jigsaw
Thank You for the recognition. I am honored, and humbled.

He who controls the definitions controls History. He who controls History controls the future.

12 posted on 04/13/2003 5:39:09 PM PDT by DensaMensa (He who controls the definitions controls History. He who controls History controls the future.)
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To: jigsaw
What are Birkenstocks ?

Those who don't think there's a connection stated that they'd bought theirs before going veg, or know many meat-eaters who wear them. Some said that there are other non-leather sandals to wear, and still others commented that Birkenstocks are not attractive.

Those who believed that there was a connection said it was because Birkenstocks are sensible shoes and, as one person put it, vegetarians are "earthy and not into complicated fashions."

As a group, non-vegetarians believed that there was a connection more than vegetarians.

Vegans who wore Birks noted that they wear the synthetic variety.

And one person asked what Birkenstocks are.
13 posted on 04/13/2003 5:39:19 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ( clinton is a raping traitor!)
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To: jigsaw
kewl!
14 posted on 04/13/2003 5:43:06 PM PDT by thatdewd (Billboards for the rich, spraycans for the poor, and taglines for the rest...)
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To: jigsaw
Thanks, lots of those were new to me.

15 posted on 04/13/2003 6:03:15 PM PDT by TXBlair (delightfully tacky, yet unrefined)
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To: jigsaw
Thanks for including me. I'm keeping very special company here!
16 posted on 04/13/2003 6:55:32 PM PDT by WaterDragon (Only America has the moral authority and the resolve to lead the world in the 21st Century.)
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To: jigsaw
Wow thanks jigsaw! I'm humbled. For the record- my tagline is the name of an album by Michael Nesmith, but I thought it went well here!
17 posted on 04/13/2003 7:31:24 PM PDT by lawgirl (Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma)
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To: jigsaw
Why, thank you! I've started to try to dream up clever taglines while driving... gotta stop that!
18 posted on 04/13/2003 7:54:41 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Contribute soon so the Freepathon can be over and we can stop seeing all these puke liberals!)
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To: jigsaw
Thank you so much for including me :^)
I have to say that one of my favorites is:
"My golden retriever can lick your honor student. " Snowy, 4/7
Very funny and clever!
19 posted on 04/13/2003 8:45:43 PM PDT by kimchi lover (When will the left learn that Bush is NOT the enemy?)
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To: jigsaw
Thanks for including mine. It is an honor...
20 posted on 04/13/2003 9:27:20 PM PDT by hadaclueonce ("shoot low, they are riding shetlands.")
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