The Cult of the Viking Kitties

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[jriemer]

We come from the land of the Ice and Snow...

After listening to Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song one too many times, I have been compelled to start a thread to honor the Viking Kitties that fight along side the AdminModerator against Trollish hordes.

May the power of ZOT! always be upon the Viking Kitties until they reach Valhalla!

[smith288]

Thanks

[jriemer]

Stop that, it's silly.

[AnAmericanMother]

Here's my applicant for a post as a Viking Kitty.

Does he qualify? He's not really mean, he's just a fourteen-pound Attack Siamese that looks that way.

(He looked a whole lot scarier before I took the "red-eye" out.)

[Zavien Doombringer]

I am but a new recruit myself, Mother. I know you should be welcomed here. I have added you on my ping list. Your request will be passed to those in higher authority.

Hail Fellow Kittens, I present AnAmericanMother to be inducted into the ranks of the Viking Kitties.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Ok, that's it! Eat out of your own bowl today!

[4mycountry]

Nice graphic. I like it!

Welcome to the VK's!

[4mycountry]

Greetings, fellow VKs!

I was just pondering--have any of you noticed how may troll threads are being pulled? Before I/we can ZOT them, they are taken away! Have any of you seen that happening lately?

[Constitution Day]

Yeah, I have noticed that too.
I happened to be on the last one pulled, though. (cutting another notch in my ZOT-belt)

I think the Mods have just lost patience lately. Also, it seems to depend on which one's on duty.

FRegards,
CD

[Zavien Doombringer]

I don't know, it started around thursday, but it has gotten realy bad. Are the Admin Mods mad at us Kitties?

[4mycountry]

Greetings! I'm so happy, I got to a thread before it was pulled!! *does dance*

The Mods have been pretty bad to us VKs. Threads are pulled left and right. I barely got to a thread before it was wiped away. Think we should takl to the Mods and see what's up?

Oh yes--Jriemer, I have a curiosity question. I have found some photos that could possibly be used in the ZOT prossess, but I wonder if I should wait until the next photo contest. What should I do?

Viking Kittiefully yours,
4mycountry

[jriemer]

Oh yes--Jriemer, I have a curiosity question. I have found some photos that could possibly be used in the ZOT prossess, but I wonder if I should wait until the next photo contest. What should I do?

Viking Kittiefully yours,

4mycountry

Use your best judgement - you're a full-fledged VK, not a little one with its eyes still closed. 8^)

jriemer

[Zavien Doombringer]

As for threads being pulled before we can be dispatched, I am experiencing the same fate. How are we, the VK, to sharpen our claws and teeth if we have no toys to play with? I am but a young kitten, do we have any intercessors to advocate our grevience to the Admin Moderators?

[4mycountry]

you're a full-fledged VK, not a little one with its eyes still closed.

Oooh, harsh. Ok, I'll post 'em here. Enjoy!

[4mycountry]

Dear AdminModerator,

We, the Viking Kitties, have a humble question to ask of you. It seems as though many of the troll threads we prey on are getting pulled. We simply wish to inquire why.
Thank you.

Gratefully yours,
The Viking Kitties.

[MWS]

*Wipes a tear from his eye*... I still remember your initiation, when you did not even know what "Ping, Bump, and Zot" were... and now look at you, you've come so far!

You're almost a fully grown kitten!!!

(Aren't you glad I told you to stick around? ;) )

[Zavien Doombringer]

I am, in deed! One can be so blessed to have siblings as you! Still growing, and much more to learn. Thank you!

There isn't any place like home.

purrrrrrrr

[4mycountry]

Yes, Zavien is a very good VK. Always ready to help in the ZOTing prossess.

Just a little while longer, and he'll be one of the greatest VKs ever.

On to Valhalla!

[Zavien Doombringer]

*sniff*, I don't deserve this...

On to Valhalla!

With FURVOR!

[4mycountry]

This is getting absurd.

All the threads we need to ZOT are getting pulled. Only if you *happen* to be there the spilt second it is posted do you even have a chance of ZOT-ing. And those who do get involved have fun, until, "Whoops! Sorry! You can't post anymore, the thread was pulled! Have a nice day!".

Guys, isn't there anything we can do? Post an article asking the Mods what the heck is going on? Sign a petition to stop the pulling of troll threads? That would be cool.

Or should we just wait it out? Maybe they'll lighten up after awhile and peace shall be restored.

Oh well...
Your input?

[Zavien Doombringer]

Dear Admin Moderator,

I am but a young Kitty with the Cult of the Viking Kitties, as I am new to FR.

I do not want to anger our Moderator, but I have a request; Could you tell us what we did wrong? Threads are being pulled very fast. To such a degree that we cannot have fun with the caught troll. We Kittens love to play with our food before we eat it.

I humbley ask that you leave the threads open, so that we may have a bit of fun.

Respectfull and faithfully yours,

Zavien