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Stark Trek - Only Slightly Warped Star Trek Humor (Break from the war Hold Mein Phaser Alert!)
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| 3-28-2003
| sonofatpatcher2
Posted on 03/28/2003 8:42:15 AM PST by sonofatpatcher2
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To: sonofatpatcher2
ping
41
posted on
03/30/2003 9:42:32 AM PST
by
Ciexyz
To: Ciexyz
Well, I'm getting sleepy. Pulled an all nighter and the walls are begining to dance- The flowers are quiet in step, you know.
Happy Trails Campers. Say Good Night, Gracie.
Good night, Gracie...
Live Long & Prosper: buy defense stocks!
42
posted on
03/30/2003 10:14:45 AM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Thanks.
To: sonofatpatcher2
"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a comedian!"
44
posted on
03/30/2003 6:38:37 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(East side, West side, all around the town. Tripping the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York)
To: Clemenza
Re:
"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a comedian!"
"Bones, is this Clemenza clown making fun of ya?"
"If he is, Spock-O, we'll feed him a lead sandwich."
Sorry, Clem, sometimes these guys live a life of their own. I've taken their Tommy Guns from them and sent them to bed without their supper.
45
posted on
03/31/2003 9:31:17 AM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Live Long & Prosper: Buy Defense Stocks! };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Kirk, a Ferengi and three French sailors go into a bar... The bar closed his mouth, whuffed, scratched his tummy, and waddled off in search of some blackberries for dessert.
46
posted on
03/31/2003 12:36:36 PM PST
by
strela
("a' poppin' off at Pop's Sodium Shop")
To: strela
"That's pretty good, strela! Haven't had a good laugh in quite a while."
How's this: Kirk, a Ferengi and three French sailors go into a bar. Before the night is over, the Ferengi has taken all the French salior's money in poke and Kirk has screwed all the B-Girls. Kirk suddenly felt a little strange, so he called for Scotty to beam him up. But there was a problem with the tansporter. Finally:
"Captain, I've got good news and bad news."
"The good news is I was able to beam up your penis. The bad news is Dr. McCoy says you have the clap."
47
posted on
03/31/2003 12:49:09 PM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Live Long & Prosper: Buy Defense Stocks! };^)
To: Clemenza
"Captain, Geraldo is still reporting on FOX."
"Well Chekvo, we always knew CNN, CBS and NBC were full of crap."
48
posted on
03/31/2003 4:02:17 PM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Live Long & Prosper: Buy Defense Stocks! };^)
To: All
Time for beddy-bye, campers.
Happy Trails, Say Good Night, Gracie.
Good Night, Gracie
49
posted on
04/01/2003 3:23:39 AM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Is it just me or was this one of the best bodies of the 24th century?
To: sonofatpatcher2
My favorite ...
51
posted on
04/03/2003 9:46:41 AM PST
by
AgThorn
(Continue to pray for our Troops!!)
To: sonofatpatcher2
"One each around his ears!" ROFLMBO
52
posted on
04/03/2003 5:16:44 PM PST
by
trussell
(Note to self: NO FReeping while sleeping!!)
To: sonofatpatcher2
My favorite:
"All right, I'm only going to ask you men once..."
"Which one of you knocked-up my Yeoman?"
*******************
LOL!
53
posted on
04/03/2003 5:33:56 PM PST
by
Cloud William
(Kohms... I hate these guys!)
To: sonofatpatcher2
So, would this be the thread to post my "Star Trek" parodies to? I'm working on part 2 of "The Naked Greed", and I was wondering where to post it.
54
posted on
04/04/2003 2:33:30 PM PST
by
Billy_bob_bob
("He who will not reason is a bigot;He who cannot is a fool;He who dares not is a slave." W. Drummond)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Ah, yes, 7 of 9.
And her two best friends, Port and Starboard.
To: Billy_bob_bob
Yep, post away and I'll put the best on the webpage.
56
posted on
04/04/2003 5:09:50 PM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Still working on it, just FYI.
57
posted on
04/07/2003 11:17:09 PM PDT
by
Billy_bob_bob
("He who will not reason is a bigot;He who cannot is a fool;He who dares not is a slave." W. Drummond)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Odd that he would choose that song, but yes, I AM in fact lonesome tonight....
58
posted on
04/08/2003 7:58:14 AM PDT
by
archy
(Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Oh great. Red uniforms. We're ALL gonna die....
59
posted on
04/08/2003 8:00:21 AM PDT
by
archy
(Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
To: sonofatpatcher2
God, I hate Vulcan mimes....
60
posted on
04/08/2003 8:05:12 AM PDT
by
archy
(Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
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