Stark Trek - Only Slightly Warped Star Trek Humor (Break from the war Hold Mein Phaser Alert!)

Stark Trek ^ | 3-28-2003 | sonofatpatcher2

[sonofatpatcher2]

Stark Trek

Only Slightly Warped Star Trek Humor

Kirk, a Ferengi and three French sailors go into a bar...

[Caipirabob]

BUMP for later read.

[kAcknor]

"... It is pon flush. Every seven years Vulcan must clean their toilets."

kAcknor Sez:

Sometimes, I can't help it.

"batlh bIHeghjaj." (May you die well)

Have you checked the *bang_list today?

[aruanan]

"And they sure will be, Jim Boy, after we run 'em through Spock."

Shouldn't this be: "As will the rest of us be, Jim Boy, after we run 'em through Spock."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Oh no, not beans! Rumor has it that Spock's farts are green, too.

[xJones]

Your mother had a smooth forehead.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Alright, baby, you're about to find out why they call me Bones."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Damn, lady, I'm just trying to feel your appendix."

"I know what you were trying to feel, ya cracked old man."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"You laugh now, but I can pick up any radio station within 50 parsecs."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"I love you, whiskey. You're the only one who understands me (burp)."

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Captain, having a toga party is illogical."

"Don't talk smack to me, Spock. And who the hell told you that dressing up like your Aunt Jenny was a good idea?"

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Hey, baby. Do you wanna come over to my house so I can show you my turbo-thruster?"

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Why am I the only crewman whose official uniform is a leotard?"

[Springman]

Thank you I wanted to have a good laugh today. Bookmark bump!!

[fourdeuce82d]

I can think of two good reasons...

[Sloth]

"Cripes, did I leave the iron on?"

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hi Guys,
since the Yahoo Geocities server is constantly stopping Freepers from getting into the Stark Trek site, I have placed everything on a new server.

Here is a link to the new Stark Trek.

It is now 7 pages long and I will be working on additional pages. Here is a sample of the new ones:

"You dumb, dead Vulcan son-of-a-bitch,

I told you to not pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger."

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"Scotty, hold up. Just hold up!"

"We have enough Tribbles on the grill for second helpings."

I keep waiting for someone to finish the "Kirk, a Ferengi and 3 French sailors go into a bar..." joke.

[craigoethe]

LOL! This is a great thread!

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hi, make sure you go to the new site. Here is a link to the new Stark Trek.

[craigoethe]

Thanks. I've been away from FR for a long time. It's nice to see the changes, and see that FR posters still have a wide array of interests.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Well, welcome back, Craig.

I take a break occasionally myself, but with the war going on, I'm at the computer most of the time. I did the Stark Trek site just to keep from crying. Hope it made your day a little lighter, especially with the homicide bomber events going on.

Take Care, Live Long and Prosper!