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Stark Trek - Only Slightly Warped Star Trek Humor (Break from the war Hold Mein Phaser Alert!)
Stark Trek ^
| 3-28-2003
| sonofatpatcher2
Posted on 03/28/2003 8:42:15 AM PST by sonofatpatcher2
Stark Trek
Only Slightly Warped Star Trek Humor
Kirk, a Ferengi and three French sailors go into a bar...
(Excerpt) Read more at geocities.com ...
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To: sonofatpatcher2
BUMP for later read.
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:07:27 PM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: sonofatpatcher2
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posted on
03/28/2003 7:55:42 PM PST
by
kAcknor
To: sonofatpatcher2
"And they sure will be, Jim Boy, after we run 'em through Spock."
Shouldn't this be: "As will the rest of us be, Jim Boy, after we run 'em through Spock."
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posted on
03/29/2003 8:51:03 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: sonofatpatcher2
Oh no, not beans! Rumor has it that Spock's farts are green, too.
To: kAcknor
Your mother had a smooth forehead.
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posted on
03/29/2003 10:09:46 AM PST
by
xJones
(Q'iklibt the eternally unwashed)
To: sonofatpatcher2
"Alright, baby, you're about to find out why they call me Bones."
To: sonofatpatcher2
"Damn, lady, I'm just trying to feel your appendix." "I know what you were trying to feel, ya cracked old man."
To: sonofatpatcher2
"You laugh now, but I can pick up any radio station within 50 parsecs."
To: sonofatpatcher2
"I love you, whiskey. You're the only one who understands me (burp)."
To: sonofatpatcher2
"Captain, having a toga party is illogical." "Don't talk smack to me, Spock. And who the hell told you that dressing up like your Aunt Jenny was a good idea?"
To: sonofatpatcher2
"Hey, baby. Do you wanna come over to my house so I can show you my turbo-thruster?"
To: sonofatpatcher2
"Why am I the only crewman whose official uniform is a leotard?"
To: sonofatpatcher2
Thank you I wanted to have a good laugh today. Bookmark bump!!
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
I can think of two good reasons...
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
"Cripes, did I leave the iron on?"
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posted on
03/29/2003 8:00:11 PM PST
by
Sloth
("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander)
To: xJones; NCC-1701; happygrl; kAcknor; MotleyGirl70; Caipirabob; aruanan; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; ...
Hi Guys,
since the Yahoo Geocities server is constantly stopping Freepers from getting into the Stark Trek site, I have placed everything on a new server.
Here is a link to the new Stark Trek.
It is now 7 pages long and I will be working on additional pages. Here is a sample of the new ones:
"You dumb, dead Vulcan son-of-a-bitch,
I told you to not pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger."
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"Scotty, hold up. Just hold up!"
"We have enough Tribbles on the grill for second helpings."
I keep waiting for someone to finish the "Kirk, a Ferengi and 3 French sailors go into a bar..." joke.
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posted on
03/30/2003 3:22:33 AM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
LOL! This is a great thread!
To: craigoethe
Hi, make sure you go to the new site. Here is a link to the new
Stark Trek.
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posted on
03/30/2003 3:51:34 AM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Thanks. I've been away from FR for a long time. It's nice to see the changes, and see that FR posters still have a wide array of interests.
To: craigoethe
Well, welcome back, Craig.
I take a break occasionally myself, but with the war going on, I'm at the computer most of the time. I did the Stark Trek site just to keep from crying. Hope it made your day a little lighter, especially with the homicide bomber events going on.
Take Care, Live Long and Prosper!
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posted on
03/30/2003 4:13:14 AM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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