I am thinking this: what if we, the smartest people we know, thought up some really silly questions for these dolts to ask Ari so we can see Ari laugh out loud?? Here's a couple of mine:
Q: Ari, what is the President's position regarding the chicken that crossed the road and was run over by a tractor trailer, which resulted in another senseless death of a chicken? Will the President try to get Congress to pass a law that would put these chicken-killers away for life, and if so, when would that happen? Just how many innocent, law-abiding chickens have to die before the President takes a stand on this very serious issue?"
Q: Ari, what was the President's reaction today when he heard the news that the people that live at 4003 Termite Road have not received the morning edition of their newspaper delivered 3 straight days in a row? Do you consider this an act of terrorism by other neighbors? Does he think this is a nationwide problem and if he does, what steps will he take to stop it from happening again?"
Okay, fellow ATRW's, chime in. :-)