[DJ88]

Hello!!! I was just watching the press briefing and as I listened to the stupid questions that they throw at Ari Fleischer, I have to wonder how he doesn't burst out laughing sometimes. They ask the stupidest questions. Every single day. Over and over. They ask the same dumb questions and get the same answers.

I am thinking this: what if we, the smartest people we know, thought up some really silly questions for these dolts to ask Ari so we can see Ari laugh out loud?? Here's a couple of mine:

Q: Ari, what is the President's position regarding the chicken that crossed the road and was run over by a tractor trailer, which resulted in another senseless death of a chicken? Will the President try to get Congress to pass a law that would put these chicken-killers away for life, and if so, when would that happen? Just how many innocent, law-abiding chickens have to die before the President takes a stand on this very serious issue?"

Q: Ari, what was the President's reaction today when he heard the news that the people that live at 4003 Termite Road have not received the morning edition of their newspaper delivered 3 straight days in a row? Do you consider this an act of terrorism by other neighbors? Does he think this is a nationwide problem and if he does, what steps will he take to stop it from happening again?"

Okay, fellow ATRW's, chime in. :-)

[gulfcoast6]

Are, do you think the president is going to come here and tell us everything he is going to do? What the date and time of the attack? and a follow up. Will he tell us when he is coming to tell us? And oh yeah, will he change his mind and not come? and why.

[kayak]

Your #1 has already been answered, DJ (of course, as you point out, so have the majority of the questions that the media ask) .... :-)

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[Holding Our Breath]

Q: "During the recent snow storms neighbors new to some neighborhoods were seen stepping around large mounds of snow to get to their cars. They took advantage of neighbors who actually shoveled snow. What do you think the President will do to stop new neighbors from leaving snow on the sidewalk?"

Q; "Will he support legislation passed in Congress to require snow shovel ownership of all new homeowners?"

Meet your approval for some of the dumbest questions to ask Ari??

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Hello my little force of nature. I'll try and think up something for Ari in a bit. ;^)

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