Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[coder2]

Good for you !!!

Carter was the one who did it for me --- UGH !!!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I called a wrong number a couple of weeks about and got a voice mail. " You have reached xxx-xxx-xxxx, if you want to leave a message for Bob, press one, for Clinton, press two, for Chelsea, Press Three.

Ugh, Democrats!!!!

[freedumb2003]

>>Our goal was not to have cutsie names like your snide "Teighlor" comment, we chose to have real Biblical names for our kids. And for the record, here in our part of the Midwest, the spelling "Rebekah" is rather common. <<

Didn't mean to be snide -- but it is an odd spelling nonetheless for most of the country. Your kid will probably still have to say "Rebekah with an H and a K."

It's just a reality -- don't get mad at me that a lot of the country really isn't in touch with the Old Testament.

[eno_]

Good thing I'm confident about my sexuality, or I'd not have ordered the Pud Prik King at lunch.

[Betty Jane]

My sister does some of the hiring at her office. The philosophy of the staff there is if they can't tell if the applicant is male or female by the first name or if they can't tell what the pronunciation is they go into a special pile. That pile is considered only if there is no qualified applicant with a normal name.

Just remember there are probably many more people out there hiring who won't consider someone because they don't know how to address the letter (Mr.or Miss) or say the person's name to call them.

[WaveThatFlag]

Can you remember that wrong number? I've got a message I've been wanting to leave for "Clinton."

[mrschurchjack]

My husband and I just had a boy about 5 months ago. We sat down and though of every stupid name we could that way we would get it out of our system and then chose a name from the bible. But as it goes his nickname is still going to be hard on him. Joe King.
Some of the names we threw around were. (and these are both boy and girl)
May King
Fay King
Ray King,etc.etc.etc.
So if anyone has a suggestion for the next one to ten kids send them my way...lol.

[THUNDER ROAD]

May I add if I hear one more little girl
named MADISON,
I am going to go and slap her parents.

It's those Silly French throw away names
that Parents stick on their Girl Cubs
that make me wanna Barf !

" Well honey .....now that we've decided on Dakota Cheyenne "
for a First name ........what'll we do for a Middle name ??
" OH I don't care ........just stick in a... Nichole , Renee , or Michelle
........or how 'bout GABrielle !

" Dakota Cheyenne GABrielle Shwerdferger "
There......that ought to do it !

.....THUNDER......

[MattAMiller]

Naming girls is tough. Girl names tend to come with more baggage than boy's names. So I can understand the trend in names that are just a tough masculine like Madison, Tyler, or Dakota.

I'm quite familiar with the downsides of having a very common name though. There's always another Matt whereever I go. And it's not all together rare to come across another Matt Miller which sometimes results in interesting errors by various companies and government agencies.

It does mean I can use my real name on the Internet and still be fairly anonomous though.

[WaveThatFlag]

Oh yeah, that reminds me. I knew guys who were roomates in college named named Paul & George. Their answering machine message was:"Hi this is Paul & George. Ringo's not here right now and John is dead. Please leave a message."

[FreepLady]

I submit to you a REAL name of a man I once met:
Dave Dickoff

How pitiful...

[WaveThatFlag]

Just so long as you don't name the kid Larry. "Larry King," now that's a real idiot's name.

[egarvue]

I apologize for the small flame, didn't mean to misinterpret you. Yes, her name will be kind of a pain to spell, but its at least explainable - whereas most of the names listed in this thread are attributable to sheer stupidity on the parent's part. Once again, sorry I bristled at you.

[GallopingGhost]

In school we had a girl named: Candy Graham.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I went to Texas Tech also...... and I thought about naming a pet Raider, but never my son....lol

[hattend]

Q-Bert....I love it!!! LOL!!!

[Uncle Sausage]

Had to be Richard Pryor. I remember him doing a bit a number of years ago about names Blacks give to their children and wondering who thought them up.

My vote for the best comedian ever.

[Uncle Sausage]

His full name is Richard Whiskey. Dick Liquor for short.

[frodolives]

Tears... rolling down my cheek..... You should charge admission to see that collection- Thanks!

[Dianna]

You know the kicker on the then Houston Oilers named his son after the logo on the helmet: Derrick.

Guilty! My husband and I argued about names for months before we settled upon Derrick. Unfortunately, by that time I was no longer writing the names out to see how they looked.

After a 30 hour labor, the nurse asked me how to spell it, and Derrick is what I came up with.