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Olsen Twins Arrested at Anti-War Demonstration (PARODY)
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Posted on 01/22/2003 7:47:40 AM PST by goliath

Olsen Twins Arrested at Anti-War Demonstration


By Vanity Dregs
BSNN.net Headline News

Dressed in the latest design from the Olsen Twins' G.I. Jane Collection, Ashley Olsen is dragged to jail after she jumped the fence surrounding the White House. President and Mrs. Bush were unhurt.

WASHINGTONDeclaring they are convinced Saddam Hussein isn’t such a bad guy and therefore "there is no need for war," Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (the Olsen Twins) led a spontaneous anti-war demonstration that ended in their arrest outside the White House. Both Mary-Kate and Ashley are demanding that President Bush use diplomacy to end the crisis with Iraq .  

"All this talk of war is freaking us out," Mary-Kate told BSNN.net, "and after watching a rerun of China Beach , Ashley and I are convinced there is a better way."

Being entertainers, the Olsen Twins are longtime political activists whose first protest—shortly after their birth in 1986—was against the Reagan Administration’s support of the Nicaraguan Contras. Predictably, the twins also opposed the use of force to remove Manuel Noriega and won widespread respect in Hollywood when they protested the Gulf War by refusing to eat pizza until it was over.

Mary-Kate Olsen is gagged and arrested in Lafayette Square during a spontaneous anti-war rally near the White House. 

The twins seem unconcerned about a public backlash against their strong political stand and hope that their status as superstars can help sway some people to the anti-war camp.

"President Bush has declared 'either with us or against us,'" sneered Ashley, "and Mary-Kate and I refuse to allow that doo-doo brain to speak for us. He ain’t exactly Josiah Bartlett, ya know."

Insisting that they are patriotic Americans and agreeing in principle that Saddam Hussein should not be allowed to have weapons of mass destruction, the twins argue that just because President Bush and Saddam Hussein are angry at each other, that’s no reason to become violent.

To further their goal of altering the course of history, the twins have released a new song and music video, "Give Appeasement a Chance," which they hope President Bush and Saddam Hussein will use as anger management.

 "If I’m angry or in a bad mood, I put on really loud music and dance around my room until I feel better," explained Ashley. "And that’s what we are urging President Bush and Saddam Hussein to do, too."

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To: American Blood
First clue....the source the B***S*** news network.
41 posted on 01/22/2003 8:49:18 AM PST by wtc911
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To: Freebird Forever
I've seen various newspaper articles pegging their net worth at $150 million each, with annual gross income of their various business ventures at $1 billion.
42 posted on 01/22/2003 8:54:36 AM PST by Wolfie
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To: dighton
How old are they?
Maybe that's the only way he can get a date without being
arrested again.
43 posted on 01/22/2003 8:54:53 AM PST by squibs
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To: goliath
Like we needed any further reason to dislike these popular icons for the youth of today?

Good grief....
44 posted on 01/22/2003 8:58:01 AM PST by TheBattman
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To: RepublicanHippy
I am sorry but I never heard of the Olsen twins! Who are they? What TV show or movie have they been in?

You obviously don't have girls between 4 and 15 yrs old. lol

45 posted on 01/22/2003 8:59:47 AM PST by SeeRushToldU_So ( Something witty, etc, etc....)
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To: SarahW
I have heard that they are fraternal twins but I refuse to believe it. Have you ever in your life seen sisters who were not identical twins look so much alike?
46 posted on 01/22/2003 9:06:12 AM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: SarahW
I thought the article was spoof..but with all the BS leaking from the mouths of Hwood types, it sounded real enough.
47 posted on 01/22/2003 9:09:17 AM PST by john316
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To: TheBattman
Like we needed any further reason to dislike these popular icons for the youth of today?

It's a P-A-R-O-D-Y.

48 posted on 01/22/2003 9:11:00 AM PST by Poohbah (Beware the fury of a patient man -- John Dryden)
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To: SoCal Pubbie
The hairstyle is the same, but they have rather different facial structures.
49 posted on 01/22/2003 9:11:42 AM PST by Poohbah (Beware the fury of a patient man -- John Dryden)
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To: goliath
This is a joke, right? You never know these days.
50 posted on 01/22/2003 9:18:03 AM PST by pgkdan
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To: goliath
I've got to stop Freeping at work...those furtive quick hits on topics and threads!

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!! YOU GOT ME!!!!!!!

Fortunately, my boss is out of town today.

51 posted on 01/22/2003 9:21:13 AM PST by Night Hides Not
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To: goliath
typical liberal... ... they watch a movie and now they know how to solve the world's problems. It's irresponsible people like this that participate in our democracy who create 80% of the problems by their malfeasance. but at least they're pretty.
52 posted on 01/22/2003 9:21:13 AM PST by Red Jones
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To: SarahW
I believe you are incorrect. Do they not appear identical to you? It's egg.
53 posted on 01/22/2003 9:21:19 AM PST by Freakazoid (I'll have mine scrambled)
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To: Red Jones
I think you've been had, Red!
54 posted on 01/22/2003 9:21:55 AM PST by Night Hides Not
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To: Freakazoid
Its "eggs". They're fraternal twins.
55 posted on 01/22/2003 9:24:08 AM PST by Wolfie
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To: Freebird Forever
Thanks for the info...anybody have any idea what Bob the Builder made last year? And how much did he have to pay Wendy?

I doubt Bob had to pay much to Spuds....

56 posted on 01/22/2003 9:26:33 AM PST by Night Hides Not
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To: Night Hides Not
you're right!! Hilarious article. and I don't even know how old these girls are.
57 posted on 01/22/2003 9:29:14 AM PST by Red Jones
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To: Freakazoid
No, I'm right. They look very similar, but they are fraternal twin sisters.



58 posted on 01/22/2003 9:33:05 AM PST by SarahW
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To: All
This is good! I've often wondered just what type of mind would vote democrat.

Here's the answer.

I posted this article about the Olsen twins (an obvious satire) in another forum and a dim democrat took it seriously, chiding me for my stupidity!

This same poster just days ago said there was a rumor that former Florida governor Lawton Chiles was going to run for president and if he did he would get his vote!

Forget that Chiles DIED while in office in 1998!

Where do they grow these people? LOL!

See for yourself

59 posted on 01/22/2003 9:38:44 AM PST by South40
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To: john316
Yes, it's a fab spoof of the "celebri-tizen" movement :)
60 posted on 01/22/2003 9:44:21 AM PST by SarahW
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