The Tongue Twister Database

The Tongue Twister Database ^ | FR Post 1-7-2003 | by C. T. Staley.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Try; Blue bugs have black blood, say it three times.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Fat Frogs Flying Past Fast reminds me of a childhood ditty.

What a funny bird the frog are
When he sit he squat most
When he hop he jump most
'Aint got no tail at all most hardly
What a funny bird the frog are.
Don't it a shame?

[airedale]

Smae problem the tongue is in the wrong place in relation to the teeth. They are fun though.

[M. Peach]

"Well, aren't you a smart feller? "

As my dad would say, "Aren't you a fart smeller."

[yournamehere]

That brought back a few chuckles remembering one that I had memorized and would try to get others to repeat:

I'm not a fig plucker
or a fig pluckers son,
but I'll pluck figs
until the fig plucker comes

[tje]

bump to read later...

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Really? I'd heard that...She Sells Sanctuary.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I like the new cheroot!

[socal_parrot]

Toy boat.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

the send-up of Dragnet by Johnny Carson was a classic.

That'd be the "Claude Cooper copper clapper caper"!

[KsSunflower]

bump for future enjoyment

[Fiddlstix]

There is only one rational response to this article.....

A Moose Once bit my Sister
LOL

[Desparado]

The sheet is slit. Who slit the sheet? Whoever slit the sheet is a good sheet slitter!

[ru4liberty]

Thirty dirty purple birds sitting on a curbstone chirping and a-burping and a-eating dirty worms, when along came a jerk and a skirt named Mert who worked in a shirt factory in Jersey. Now with this jerk and the skirt named Mert who worked in a shirt factory in Jersey seen these thirty dirty purple birds sitting on a curbstone chirping and a-burping and a-eating dirty worm – boy, was they perturbed!

Note: This tongue twister should be recited in a “Joisey” accent, e.g., Toidy doity poiple boids sittin’ on a coibstone….

[exDemMom]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?


I'll have to give some of these tongue-twisters to my Russian coworker. He's always trying to improve his English.

[CAfraudPI]

Say "toy boat" ten times as fast as you can.