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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


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To: Wneighbor
Did they look like drowned rats?
52,201 posted on 07/09/2003 6:08:09 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Ramius
Would that not be the coolest boat name ever?

I support you on that.

Gonna water your fishes with champagne from there?

52,202 posted on 07/09/2003 6:09:16 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Ramius
I am!
52,203 posted on 07/09/2003 6:10:20 PM PDT by Overtaxed (I miss my kitty!)
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To: Ramius
There's a couple of wenches handy... both of whom appear to be in need of a sea cruise. Does life in fact GET any better than this? :-)

But have you CHASED the wenches? That is the REAL issue. Chase the wenches man!

52,204 posted on 07/09/2003 6:10:56 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: trini; RMDupree
Hi Trini!!!

No, it's not the size of the ship but how long it stays in port, that matters. :-)

Doesn't it just figure, but I had to wait until I left Florida and came back here to WA... to get a brutal sunburn. Went fishing on Sunday and stupidly didn't take any long pants. My legs are now on fire. My face looks like I got some kind of acid-bath peel thing going on... yeesh.
52,205 posted on 07/09/2003 6:12:35 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Wneighbor
Just can't have too many wrenches. :)
52,206 posted on 07/09/2003 6:12:37 PM PDT by Overtaxed (I miss my kitty!)
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To: Ramius
Yup. But I stick my neck out for nobody.

You're not always on the wrong side are you? Are you 37? American? Able to return to your own country? Have you run guns in Ethiopia?

52,207 posted on 07/09/2003 6:13:59 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: JenB
Did they look like drowned rats?

If that's what drowned rats look like then I'm huntin' me some live rats to drown!

52,208 posted on 07/09/2003 6:15:20 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Ramius
I use something called Solarcaine on the kids for sunburn. It's worth a try.
52,209 posted on 07/09/2003 6:15:27 PM PDT by trini
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To: Wneighbor
Hmmm... *chase* the wenches. Dang. I wish somebody had told me that *years* ago.

Stand by...
52,210 posted on 07/09/2003 6:15:43 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Ramius
My legs are now on fire.

Let's see.... what will Corin have NOT to comment on now?

52,211 posted on 07/09/2003 6:16:42 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Overtaxed
Oh... yes you can. :-)
52,212 posted on 07/09/2003 6:17:14 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Overtaxed
Hmmmm. I was thinking exactly opposite of that.
52,213 posted on 07/09/2003 6:17:40 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: trini
I've found that beer applied liberally seems to help with the pain as well. :-)
52,214 posted on 07/09/2003 6:18:36 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Ramius
Stand by...

Awaiting a favorable report. Tell them about your ship. As them if they'd like you to take them for a ride.

52,215 posted on 07/09/2003 6:18:48 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Wneighbor; Ramius
Never met a wrench I didn't like.
52,216 posted on 07/09/2003 6:19:11 PM PDT by Overtaxed (I miss my kitty!)
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To: Wneighbor
You're not always on the wrong side are you? Are you 37? American? Able to return to your own country? Have you run guns in Ethiopia?

Oh? you have a dossier on me?

Are my eyes really brown?

52,217 posted on 07/09/2003 6:19:56 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Ramius
Ammonia and meat tenderizer....no wait! That's for jellyfish stings.
52,218 posted on 07/09/2003 6:20:31 PM PDT by Overtaxed (I miss my kitty!)
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To: Wneighbor
Tell them about your ship. As them if they'd like you to take them for a ride.

Holysmokes... bwaahahahahahaaa....

"Avast there....!!! Heave to and prepare to be boarded!!!"

52,219 posted on 07/09/2003 6:21:39 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Wneighbor
Tell them about your ship.

I've found actually that this tends to get the wenches all stirred up and yelling a screaming for "police!" or something like that. Is that a bad thing?

52,220 posted on 07/09/2003 6:24:34 PM PDT by Ramius
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