Awaiting a favorable report. Tell them about your ship. As them if they'd like you to take them for a ride.
Holysmokes... bwaahahahahahaaa....
"Avast there....!!! Heave to and prepare to be boarded!!!"
I've found actually that this tends to get the wenches all stirred up and yelling a screaming for "police!" or something like that. Is that a bad thing?