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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: HairOfTheDog
From what I remember, you're supposed to ask stuff like where the bomb is, did you put it there and notice things about how the caller talked (accent, foul language, etc.) and notice any background noises. You're supposed to write down what the caller says ("Could you speak more slowly, please?") and then goes into whom you should call.

"I'm sorry. I don't have the bomb threat checklist in front of me. Could you please call the front desk?"
51,401 posted on 07/07/2003 4:18:11 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog
Hullo!

I had to go shopping because I'm starting two weeks of subcontracting to a client tomorrow and I don't want to show up in jeans. Also I got dinner. Today was great, I love being back at work. Best Monday in ages.
51,402 posted on 07/07/2003 4:18:40 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Overtaxed
"I'm sorry. I don't have the bomb threat checklist in front of me. Could you please call the front desk?"

Excellent answer!

51,403 posted on 07/07/2003 4:22:13 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Not all those who wander are lost)
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To: HairOfTheDog
There are Norskies in Texas huh? - Not a very Nordic place!

Did you get your brochure? Of the big city in the county?

Hello all! I worked my fanny off today. Too bad you can't tell and my jeans are still tight. But, I got a lot done. I should catch up about Wednesday at this time.

Just so y'all all know, we ARE feelin' the heat in north Texas!

51,404 posted on 07/07/2003 4:24:51 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: JenB
Good - I am glad you found some work to do for a couple weeks! And new clothes is a good deal....
51,405 posted on 07/07/2003 4:25:19 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Not all those who wander are lost)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Actually I have my old job back, it just currently entails dealing with a client for two solid weeks.
51,406 posted on 07/07/2003 4:26:35 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Actually I have my old job back, it just currently entails dealing with a client for two solid weeks

Clients are good - when you have an expense account with which to entertain them! don't tell me you don't have one.

51,407 posted on 07/07/2003 4:29:13 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog
"I'm sorry. I don't have the bomb threat checklist in front of me. Could you please call the front desk?"

Heh...when Mrs. Stormhands was home from college she worked as a cashier for Kroger. One night this guy came in, pulled out a knife and said "give me all your money."

Mrs. said, "I'm sorry. You'll have to talk to a manager."

51,408 posted on 07/07/2003 4:30:51 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Coming soon - www.wardsmythe.com)
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To: SuziQ
Yep, yer a redneck!! LOL!! Wear the name loud and proud, honey!

Thank you. *curtseying now*

51,409 posted on 07/07/2003 4:32:22 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Ha! - and did he?
51,410 posted on 07/07/2003 4:32:24 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Not all those who wander are lost)
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To: Wneighbor
No, I have to do work for them, not feed them! And nobody trusts me with an expense account.
51,411 posted on 07/07/2003 4:32:34 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Wneighbor
OH no! - You sent it? I forgot! - I haven't been to the mailbox in a couple weeks. (Have I told you I am afraid of going to my mailbox?)

I will go now.
51,412 posted on 07/07/2003 4:33:44 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Not all those who wander are lost)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Mrs. said, "I'm sorry. You'll have to talk to a manager."

Now there's a woman with ovaries. Sounds like a lovely lovely dwarf lady.

51,413 posted on 07/07/2003 4:34:14 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: HairOfTheDog
I think he got all flapped and left...
51,414 posted on 07/07/2003 4:34:24 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Coming soon - www.wardsmythe.com)
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To: JenB
Rats.

Something not fair about that, don't you think?
51,415 posted on 07/07/2003 4:35:07 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Should I be afraid to ask why you're afraid to go to your mailbox?
51,416 posted on 07/07/2003 4:35:50 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Wneighbor
Sounds like a lovely lovely dwarf lady.

You know, I'm just not sure she'd appreciate that. She's sort of an agnostic when it comes to Middle-Earth. Although she HAS read them and will watch the movies with us (just not four hundred times...)

51,417 posted on 07/07/2003 4:36:07 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Coming soon - www.wardsmythe.com)
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
What a gorgeous place!

Yes it is a lovely place. I took another shot that reminded me of the glades in Ithilien. Frodo is a little out of focus, but check this out.


51,418 posted on 07/07/2003 4:36:56 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: Corin Stormhands
Okay, if there's going to be dinner in this house tonight, I have to go finish cooking. Wife and boys aren't back from NC yet. I'd be surprised if they make it home before 10.
51,419 posted on 07/07/2003 4:37:09 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Coming soon - www.wardsmythe.com)
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To: JenB
Girl! You're an 'ontamanure' (remember Mr. Robinson's neighborhood on SNL?)
51,420 posted on 07/07/2003 4:39:43 PM PDT by SuziQ
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