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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: RMDupree
I've noticed that the people who promote / advise using cloth diapers have rarely done it themselves.

I don't remember what her reason was...maybe it was just cheaper that way. :)

37,941 posted on 05/27/2003 3:47:13 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
Well, by adult standards The Hobbit is not that complex in plot, but I think the language and vocabulary is higher than the way many writers write for children now. Been a long time since I read the Hobbit, so I am fuzzy on any real detail.

I read the same type of story as you...Little house is one of my favorites too. I have never read many fantasy stories.

I read the story and cared about what happened to the characters in the same way as Little House. I think when you read FoTR.... a few of us would be happy to read it along with you, I know I would..... Would be fun!

Well, I want to go bathe Bay.... got a friend coming by to watch me work him a bit and try to see what he sees. And I want to change out of grass clothes.
37,942 posted on 05/27/2003 3:49:49 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (OK - Next tag line.....)
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To: 2Jedismom
What do you think? It's your money and I may be out of line...so don't hesitate to tell me if it's not a good idea...

I think it's a great idea, although I'll leave it to better minds than mine what to get them as a gift. Also, we need to find another chaplain to "adopt".

Thanks for all your tireless efforts, 2J.

37,943 posted on 05/27/2003 3:53:16 PM PDT by 300winmag
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To: 300winmag; 2Jedismom
Hey that's a great idea, 2J. We can print out that saying on some t-shirt transfer paper and make Entmoot t-shirts!!
37,944 posted on 05/27/2003 5:24:35 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: 2Jedismom
I think a gift certificate for the Chaplain is a wonderful idea. You could get him something like an American Express gift certificate that can be used any number of places.
37,945 posted on 05/27/2003 5:28:30 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: All
Media Watch: Empire Magazine Talks TTT DVD Goodies!
5/27/03, 4:29 pm EST - Xoanon

Irascian writes: The new issue of Empire (July 2003) has a two page scoop on the forthcoming DVDs including news that the first DVD set will have a 10 minute preview of Return of the King. [More]

[Pre-Order your copy of the TTT DVD today!]


TTT Extended Edition? ROTK Pics?
5/27/03, 1:51 pm EST - Xoanon

Natalie sends along some photos gleaned from an unknown source, they show Faramir in Osgiliath, Aragorn in a heated battle and some nasty Orcs. But are they from ROTK or the TTT Extended Edition? Who knows! [More]

37,946 posted on 05/27/2003 6:10:58 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (OK - Next tag line.....)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Those pictures DO look like they're from TTT. They look like Faramir at Osgiliath, the Orcs attacking the villagers of Rohan, and the third looks like it is from the battle of Helm's Deep.
37,947 posted on 05/27/2003 6:20:16 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: HairOfTheDog; ecurbh; Overtaxed
Hair- well, here's my installment. Thanks for letting Frodo visit.

Ecurbh- I will freepmail you more information about these files (pics and an html). You will need to format everything so it looks good on the pages. it would be best if the pics lived elsewhere as I will be moving in the fall and don't know what will happen with my current account.

OT- the Frodmeister is on his way. Sorry it took so long, he should be arrriving around Friday.


"Is this Mordor," Frodo asked. Rooftops covered the hills like a blanket of gravel.

"Almost," answered Lil. "This is Suburbia on the outskirts of Baltimordor."

Frodo looked uneasy. "Are there orcs here?"

"Some of the children are mistaken for orcs. They wear grungy, ill-fitting clothes and wander around in packs making mischief. But have no worries, Frodo. They're still in school." Frodo checked his sword to be sure. The blade was sharp and bright and showed no glimmer of the telltale blue glow that indicated orcs were near. But Lil spotted a yellow school bus in the distance. "Care for some dinner, Frodo?"

"Always," the hobbit cheerfully answered.

Waves sloshed against the shore in a gentle, musical rhythm; the water of the Chesapeake Bay was a curious blend of murk and blue sky. A thin line of trees in the distance marked the other side of the inlet. This had long been the realm of Men. They gathered food from the estuary, built villages and cities on its shores, fought battles, fell in love, lived and died.

Nearby Lil and Frodo came upon some ferocious machines at the Ordnance Museum on Aberdeen Proving Ground. "What manner of wizardry made these?" wondered Frodo.

"Worse than wizards, my good Hobbit, this is the work of Engineers! These are the machines of war and also of peace."

Lil and Frodo continued their journey southward along the shore of the Chesapeake Bay. Just within the borders of Baltimordor was a small bit of land jutted out into the water; upon it was the ruins of a star-shaped fort.

"A great battle was fought here, one so ferocious and dire that the men inside the fort almost lost hope. But the great flag never fell and the men prevailed. It inspired the anthem for a nation." Lil hummed a few bars.

"It is a magnificent flag," said Frodo.

"I've never been in a wagon such as this. What kind of creature pulls it?" asked Frodo.
"It is yet another of the Engineers' machines and runs on electricity. It travels very fast and even goes underground. "
"Let us hope they did not delve too deeply," said Frodo.

Security is tight in the great capitol city of Washington, DC. Indeed the security detail at the White House Visitors' Center became impatient with Frodo's refusal to relinquish his sword and would not allow him to pass through the metal detector. Instead he suffered the indignity of riding the conveyor belt through the x-ray machine. The insult was quickly forgotten as Frodo became fast friends with a variety of flat Presidents.

"It makes me think of the great towers raised by the Numenoreans of old. The man it honors must have been great indeed."

"He was one of the Fathers of our country and the first President: George Washington," answered Lil.

"And in this house lives our current President, the greatest of our time."

After admiring the White House, Lil and Frodo jouneyed to the southern borders of Washington, DC. When they reached the Potomac Lil waved a fond goodbye to Frodo as he continued on his way to North Carolina where Overtaxed lived.

37,948 posted on 05/27/2003 6:22:11 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (btw, Comcast cable (my ISP) is horrible.)
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To: SuziQ
Cool....Faramir....

Choir's done for the summer now and I have no evening commitments! Except this new one I've made to get in shape. I'd really like to exercise - aerobic or weight lifting - every weekday, cardio three times and lifting twice - but we'll see if that happens. I'm not going to put a swimsuit on for a long while yet but I am excited to see what I can wear to Christmas parties this year...
37,949 posted on 05/27/2003 6:24:24 PM PDT by JenB
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To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
Is LOTR much different?

Yes and no. The Hobbit is an excellent introduction and provides you with details you will need for LOTR.

But what you do not have in The Hobbit is the depth of the story, the depth of the characters and the incredible symoblism of the story.

Don't give up. You won't regret it.

37,950 posted on 05/27/2003 6:31:46 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://wardsmythe.crimsonblog.com)
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
You southeasters are off the wagon again, I see.

Had to be. All the wagons washed away...

...still raining...

37,951 posted on 05/27/2003 6:33:50 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://wardsmythe.crimsonblog.com)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Don't you hate it when you just get started weed-wacking and you run out of string?

Of course most people would just replace the string and get back to work instead of getting back online...

Of course I've...cough...got an excus...er reason for not replacing the string on mine yet...yeah, that's it....Actually it's been too wet to weed whack...

37,952 posted on 05/27/2003 6:35:43 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://wardsmythe.crimsonblog.com)
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To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain; JenB; HairOfTheDog
Dragons, drawfs, etc. never caught my attention.

drawfs?

37,953 posted on 05/27/2003 6:37:55 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://wardsmythe.crimsonblog.com)
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To: Lil'freeper
I love it!

The part where he finds companionship with the flat presidents gives me full out belly laughs... And I just love that he saw those places... It makes me smile picturing you standing him up in front of the white house, and in front of a tank.

37,954 posted on 05/27/2003 6:38:43 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (OK - Next tag line.....)
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To: 2Jedismom
I think a gift certificate is a nice idea. Whatever you think would be appropriate.
37,955 posted on 05/27/2003 6:39:02 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://wardsmythe.crimsonblog.com)
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To: SuziQ
I agree with the pics being from TTT.... Aragorn still has his helms deep armor on, and it makes the most sense that way.... that is why I posted them here instead of making a big deal out of them on the RoTK thread.

Cool news about the 10 min RoTK preview in the theatrical release!
37,956 posted on 05/27/2003 6:40:34 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (OK - Next tag line.....)
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To: Lil'freeper
Fabulous Lil' freeper! Nicely done!
37,957 posted on 05/27/2003 6:42:31 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (http://wardsmythe.crimsonblog.com)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Of course most people would just replace the string and get back to work instead of getting back online...

I got back to work eventually! - But my rhythm was all messed up!

37,958 posted on 05/27/2003 6:42:37 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (OK - Next tag line.....)
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To: JenB
I have no evening commitments! Except this new one I've made to get in shape. I'd really like to exercise - aerobic or weight lifting - every weekday, cardio three times and lifting twice - but we'll see if that happens.

Are you near a YMCA? You could purchase a Student Membership for not TOO much money, then go in as often as you wish.

I took Clare and Joseph in this week and got them trained on the Nautilus machines. Now, when I go in for my Hydrobics class, they go down to the Weight room, and do the treadmill and Nautilus stuff. That gives them twice a week to get some exercise and muscle training.

37,959 posted on 05/27/2003 6:43:19 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: Lil'freeper
What great adventures Frodo had in Maryland and DC! I'm gonna have to figure out how to transport him around NYC so he can have an adventure there, too!
37,960 posted on 05/27/2003 6:45:14 PM PDT by SuziQ
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