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NEW BUMPER STICKERS

Posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage

Bumper Stickers

1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English


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To: agrandis
I [heart] my dog.
I [spayed] my dog.
I [club] my dog.

Then there's the Li'l Vandal's version: it's a round image of a big wood screw, to be pasted over the heart image in your first example above.

41 posted on 08/29/2002 9:04:19 AM PDT by Hank Rearden
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To: drunknsage
My personal favorite.

There Is No Problem In Life That Can't Be Solved With The Use Of High Explosives
42 posted on 08/29/2002 9:06:05 AM PDT by CougarGA7
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To: Our man in washington
I saw one that said..."My Child is a Booger Eating Moron"
43 posted on 08/29/2002 9:08:26 AM PDT by antivenom
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To: CougarGA7
Happiness is a Belt-Fed Weapon, Nuke the Baby Whales, Visualize Whirled Peas and other new-age-green-idiot-irritating stickers can be offset by such as...

No Cross, No Crown. Welcome to Eternity! Smoking or Non-Smoking?
44 posted on 08/29/2002 9:14:27 AM PDT by esopman
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To: PLMerite
Maybe they think that you want to nuke the POWs? Or General Lee?
45 posted on 08/29/2002 10:18:24 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: blam
Join The Resistance
www.freerepublic.com

Cool! Where'd you get that?

46 posted on 08/29/2002 10:25:13 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: drunknsage; RonDog; poet; stalin
DUMP DAVIS!!! aka California.
47 posted on 08/29/2002 11:09:36 AM PDT by d14truth
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To: d14truth
Here's mine, a take-off on a remark by Danesh D'Souza (sp?):

"I came to America because I just had to see a country where poor people are fat!"

...and I might amend that to say: "...and have cell phones!"

48 posted on 08/29/2002 11:19:19 AM PDT by Airborne Longhorn
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To: Travis McGee

My "bumper sticker"........nuff said :o)

Stay Safe TM !!

49 posted on 08/29/2002 11:34:10 AM PDT by Squantos
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To: Squantos
LOL!
50 posted on 08/29/2002 11:40:55 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: Our man in washington
I've got my own version of that, homemade and residing on my guitar case:

"Nobody Cares About Your Honor Roll Student"

51 posted on 08/29/2002 11:45:40 AM PDT by truenospinzone
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To: Fred Mertz
I recieved my PHd from there...........(Pile it Higher & Deeper , then dual prime :o)

Stay Safe Fred !!

52 posted on 08/29/2002 11:47:14 AM PDT by Squantos
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To: Fred Mertz
Enviromentalists are like Watermelon...

green on the outside and RED on the inside.

53 posted on 08/29/2002 11:47:44 AM PDT by rambo316
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To: Squantos
"Visualize Whirled Peas"
54 posted on 08/29/2002 11:48:43 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: Fred Mertz
We are not a democracy.

America is a Constitutional Republic.

55 posted on 08/29/2002 11:50:09 AM PDT by rambo316
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To: drunknsage
A big-ol' truck down the street from me has this:

VOTE DEMOCRAT
it's easier than getting a job

56 posted on 08/29/2002 11:53:43 AM PDT by BornOnTheFourth
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To: Fred Mertz
Nuke the Gay Whales..... was also a favorite of mine........:o)

Stay Safe !

57 posted on 08/29/2002 11:56:54 AM PDT by Squantos
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To: Constitution Day
"Cool! Where'd you get that?"

I got it from FReeper in New Orleans at a FReep of Bill Clinton. I think you can buy them on FR somewhere?

58 posted on 08/29/2002 11:57:52 AM PDT by blam
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To: Squantos
U of B&B! Good one!
59 posted on 08/29/2002 11:58:56 AM PDT by Travis McGee
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To: drunknsage
Spotted this one recently:

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard


60 posted on 08/29/2002 11:59:06 AM PDT by COBOL2Java
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