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Ok, my moment of insanity has come and gone....
1 posted on 08/05/2002 3:28:01 PM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Place your foot on table. Get hatchet. Lop off toes. Problem solved.
2 posted on 08/05/2002 3:29:48 PM PDT by HalfIrish
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To: OneidaM
For those who don't get the joke:
WHAT IS BUSH DOING TO STOP THE MARKET SLIDE AND THE ECONOMY'S WOES? Please tell me, someone.
5 posted on 08/05/2002 3:33:24 PM PDT by AmishDude
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To: OneidaM
Your shoes aren't too small - your feet are too big.
6 posted on 08/05/2002 3:33:34 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: OneidaM
Uh...I hate to break this to you, but your shoes appear to be on the wrong feet...
7 posted on 08/05/2002 3:35:57 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: OneidaM
LOL! It's making you nuts too? After the President heals your toe, I'd like him to create rain over my yard. Tonight would be nice. If he doesn't he can forget my vote in '04 ; )
8 posted on 08/05/2002 3:36:01 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: OneidaM
Keep up the hope - he will come through. I know you didn't have problems with your toe during Clinton's reign but I feel sure Bush is now working on a solution.
9 posted on 08/05/2002 3:36:02 PM PDT by ClancyJ
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To: OneidaM
We need government shoe-sizers at *all* shoe point-of-sales locations to ensure your safety & comfort.
10 posted on 08/05/2002 3:36:26 PM PDT by Captiva
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To: OneidaM
It's because ....Bush won't give you a rebate for a new pair of shoes....you poor thing ......maybe you should start a thread on Free Republic...and whine Bush isn't doing enough to help ease your pain...

LOL!

11 posted on 08/05/2002 3:37:28 PM PDT by Dog
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To: OneidaM
Now this is funny !!! I had just read the Bush and stock market post - which is why it was so funny !!!
14 posted on 08/05/2002 3:39:20 PM PDT by The Raven
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To: OneidaM
Ok, my moment of insanity has come and gone....

This is definitely a moment of great clarity and sanity.

17 posted on 08/05/2002 3:40:40 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: OneidaM
And how long has he known about that pain in your big toe and done nothing about it??!!!!!! I am gravely concerned!!
20 posted on 08/05/2002 3:43:05 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: OneidaM
Bump for some fun!
21 posted on 08/05/2002 3:43:47 PM PDT by facedown
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To: OneidaM
Very good...
22 posted on 08/05/2002 3:43:58 PM PDT by lsee
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To: Cagey; habs4ever; palo verde; Bitwhacker; ABG(anybody but Gore); illstillbe; Miss Marple; Howlin; ..
Do any of you care to step in on this ???
23 posted on 08/05/2002 3:44:01 PM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Cap'n Herb would like to know the same thing.

(Georgians will get that.)
24 posted on 08/05/2002 3:46:02 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: OneidaM
Basically get a 12 month unsecured interest free loan for a new pair,then you can borrow against the new pair 80 percent of their value to buy sneakers,then you sell the option to wear the sneakers to JPM,with the proceeds of this you can buy a share of the shoe company,which you can lend against about 50-60 percent to buy a bond to offset the share,don't forget to go short with the share with the change,then you can borrow against the bond and buy another asset and repeat the process...hope this helps.
26 posted on 08/05/2002 3:47:52 PM PDT by Crazymonarch
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I can't figure out if it's coz I am not logged on, or if I that button too hard.
27 posted on 08/05/2002 3:49:14 PM PDT by Neets
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To: Texasforever; nopardons
Okay, since you two have frequently been accused of being "Bushbots", you need to get over here and defend your boy. How are ya gonna answer this? Huh? Huh? What kind of "conservative" would let OneidaM suffer like this?

Yeah, that's what I thought... ;)

28 posted on 08/05/2002 3:51:08 PM PDT by general_re
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To: OneidaM
You gotta be kidding.

This must be an epidemic. Bush must be doing this along with conspiring the WTC attacks for oil.

Because I have a bandaid on that toe at this very moment. Cut itopen. Hmmmm...

what does Bush know, and when did he know it?

30 posted on 08/05/2002 3:51:31 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: OneidaM
I am mildly curious about the "Chemical Brothers" and "Crystal Method" keywords. Stuff like that could really make your feet hurt.
34 posted on 08/05/2002 3:54:40 PM PDT by KayEyeDoubleDee
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