WHAT IS BUSH DOING TO STOP THE PAIN IN MY BIG TOE BECAUSE MY SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT?

My silly feeble mind | 5 Aug 02 | Silly Me

[Neets]

OH GOSH..my big toe on my left foot hurts because my shoes are too tight...WHEN, WHERE, WHY and HOW IS BUSH gonna help me get relief from the pain??? He is the BIG DADDY ISN"T HE????

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Quit teasing!

[rintense]

Yikes! Well welcome back. Surely the President is the cause of all your troubles.

[rintense]

All your bunions belong to us. For great justice!

[calljack]

YOU STOLE THE SHOES OF THE PROFIT!!!!

[habs4ever]

Does Bush need Congressional approval before he declares War against corns, bunions and fungus, the New Axis of Evil?

[cmsgop]

My Shih-Tzu Launched a "JIHAD" on my Carpet AGAIN!!!!!

DARN THAT BUSH!!!!!

[vikingchick]

bttt lol

[mystery-ak]

By George, I think you're right!...LOL

[lonestar]

Toe? Toe? Did you say toe?

Call me!

Dick Morris

[linton59]

I am risking this reply without reading replies 50 and beyond, HOWEVER I believe that your toe problems are caused by all the selfish greedy Republicans buying up all the good shoes and leaving nothing but Chinese vinyl for you.

[ChadGore]

"Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican"

[ladyinred]

Now we had that problem all solved when I was President. My administration worked so hard on that, I never worked so hard in my life for something!
Bush took the big left foot problem that I had worked so hard on solving , and in less than two years, the poor working minority American people have sore left feet again.

Bubba

[LikeLight]

First, although I condemn the pain in your toe in the strongest possible terms, I must urge restraint. Those toes are suffering a hopeless existence, wedged there in your shoe like that, and you can hardly blame them for lashing out, even in ways that bring more pain to themselves and other toes. This will not work itself out, there is no quick solution, the only hope is obviously a long process in which the toe is continually ground against the shoe for year after year, producing more and more senseless pain and agony. All the while, you must show restraint in your response to the toe. If it hurts you more, show that much more restraint. Can't you see how this will solve the problem? I have checked with the Europeans, and they agree with me. Restraint is the answer.

[GretchenEE]

Oh wait, I forgot she's fallen on hard times and is asking taxpayers to reimburse her for her legal bills.

Did the poor guy suffocate with all that mass on him? (Mr. Hard Times)?

[GretchenEE]

Okay, since you two have frequently been accused of being "Bushbots", you need to get over here and defend your boy.

If nopardons and Texasforever come across as somewhat callous on this point, perhaps it is because BushBots ... er, don't have feet.

[Political Junkie Too]

I can see the movie now...

The long-awaited sequel to My Left Foot. The trials and tribulations of My Left Toe. PBS will run the stage adaptation during pledge drives.

-PJ

[brat]

Are you an illegal??? If so the problem is solved. Go to the hospital man...the taxpayers will pay for anything you need.

[brat]

"Place your foot on table. Get hatchet. Lop off toes. Problem solved"..............so simple and effective. LOL

[brat]

"I know you didn't have problems with your toe during Clinton's reign but I feel sure Bush is now working on a solution"

ROFL

[brat]

"Your big toe expanded due to global warming and is giving you this pain"

LOL Oh thats priceless! LOL