WHAT IS BUSH DOING TO STOP THE PAIN IN MY BIG TOE BECAUSE MY SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT?

My silly feeble mind | 5 Aug 02 | Silly Me

[Neets]

OH GOSH..my big toe on my left foot hurts because my shoes are too tight...WHEN, WHERE, WHY and HOW IS BUSH gonna help me get relief from the pain??? He is the BIG DADDY ISN"T HE????

[Mike the lurker]

" SPIRO AGNEW 2004 "

That was a clean the coke from the screen one for me ;>

[sinclair]

Ok, my moment of insanity has come and gone....

For some reason I'm finding it hard to believe that.

[Miss Marple]

The shoe manufacturers have not been indicted by Ashcroft. Obviously, President Bush is in cahoots with them, and is ignoring the Rule of Law.

I am voting Third Party, or even democrat. That will teach everyone to size their shoes properly.

[Neets]

No, actually I am from New York, so maybe I should have complained about him not footing (no pun intended) the bill for cleaning my CrustyBlackPantSuit.

[altura]

This is weird. My left big toe has been numb for a week.

Significant other says I'm imagining it.

Your post confirms. It's some kind of epidemic, we need to sue.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Dr. Scholl is making sense! Free Padilla!

[Political Junkie Too]

You mean all feet aren't created equal? That's not fair.

-PJ

[Neets]

Free Padilla hell....FREE THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET!!!!

[proust]

I now guess the shoe's really on the other foot.

Proust

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Maybe some sock garters can support the market until Bush gets back from vacation.

[Neets]

"SOCK IT TO ME BABY"
Alan Greenspan

[wimpycat]

If Bush was a real conservative (and I am the Keeper of the Book of all the Names of Real Conservatives) he would ensure everyone has access to "sensible shoes" like Easy Spirits, Hushpuppies and Naturalizers, but Nooooooooooo! He's in bed with Big Insurance and Big Pharmaceuticals--the more shoes the better, the higher the heel the better, the pointier the toe the better, the more hammertoes the better, the more bone spurs the better, the more pain medication the better, the more corrective surgery the better, the more insurance claims the better, the higher the insurance premiums the better. See how it works?

He's making money off of YOUR PAIN and MISERY!!! Can't you see that? Isn't it obvious? Geez, are you BLIND, too? He doesn't care about your stupid feet! He wants to keep you dependent on the GOVERNMENT to protect you from the SYSTEM--that's how he defies our FOUNDING FATHERS and subverts the CONSTITUTION! George Washington envisioned comfortable shoes for all...it's a cornerstone of our great Republic. But George W. Bush hasn't delivered, therefore; he is not a "real" Conservative.

I have spoken--therefore it is TRUE.

[alnick]

BUSH KNEW before you even bought those shoes that they would be too tight, but he did absolutely nothing to stop you from buying them. I'm sure that he's in cahoots with the shoe manufacturers. He and his cronies are profiting from your pain.

[Political Junkie Too]

We need a new party to run in 2004 to represent this issue. Let's form the Tarsus Party. Our ticket in 2004 will be Bunyon/Korn.

-PJ

[mystery-ak]

I smell a Rat....Congressional hearings are in order to nail the Rat that is behind your sore toe problem.

btw....my brother in law is a podiatrist...he may be of some help, he could testify on your behalf.

[Neets]

Here is what I really have been up to...

[Redcloak]

This is weird. My left big toe has been numb for a week.

Reaching for the tin foil...

Really? I've had numbness in my left big toe too! It's starting to get better, but it was really annoying for a while.

Better add that to the keywords list...

[RedBloodedAmerican]

ARRRGGHHHHHgyle

[Neets]

DARNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN You.!!!!

[tcostell]

Just another example of how the shrub, our unelected presidential appointee, is neglecting domestic issues to persue a war of racism and oppression against the brave arab people everywhere.

Now if only we had a real president like president Clinton, there would be someone to feel your pain.

At least we can count on Senator Hillary's new "toes" legislation. It will require a 77% increase in federal income taxes for all people earning over 17,000, but it will guarantee that no toe is left behind.parody of a liberal, no hate mail please.