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The Guild 7-24-2002 Dog and Cat's Daily Diary
Posted on 07/24/2002 5:35:02 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 am - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining a piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was .....Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the aroma of some of their favorite foods. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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KEYWORDS: michaeldobbs; theguild
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To: dutchess
FReD gets lotsa love here in The Guild, and in other threads also.
I believe it was CheneyChick that introduced us to FReD. ;-)
81
posted on
07/24/2002 4:12:13 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: illstillbe
What lovely friends you have! Our Westie is a true Scotsman at heart. Hardy, loyal, and, oh, yes, loves to hunt! He's quite proud of the fact that he's won the war over the moles.
82
posted on
07/24/2002 4:13:04 PM PDT
by
Carolina
To: BigWaveBetty
i love my cats and i love my puppy, but he(the puppy) has a REALLY bad habit. maybe someone can give me some ideas. he rummages through the kittie's litter boxes, retrieves the poo and deposits it in different places. help!
To: contessa machiaveli
Our "Fred the Cat" refuses to "do it" inside and has always been a "dog cat" and did outdoor for 8 year. Last Christmas after all the company he went through a jag and peed and pooped in all our dogs bedding (we have stuff for our two dogs all over the house) It was crazy, we went nuts...one day I bought a new arthritic bed for Codes (around $25)... Fred peeeed all over it in 15 minutes...and this was a cat who NEVER used litter (and still doesn't we keep a fresh box just in case)
Don't really understand why we are back on track, but we're there...atleast I hope so...
84
posted on
07/24/2002 4:38:05 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: mountaineer
I'll never forgive you for ruining this thread with pictures of those two disgusting warthogs.
85
posted on
07/24/2002 4:41:18 PM PDT
by
Sungirl
To: contessa machiaveli
Just be very glad he doesn't eat it as so many do. Good grief poochies, stay out the litter for crying out loud.
Do you feed your dog dry food only?
The reason I ask is that since I've been custom cooking for our dogs, eggs, tuna, chicken, veggies, etc. - they've shown no interest in kittie litter treats. JL
86
posted on
07/24/2002 4:44:03 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: mountaineer
The creep with the white hair is a real dog--but not cute!
87
posted on
07/24/2002 5:03:16 PM PDT
by
lonestar
To: lonestar
The creep with the white hair...Speaking of which, Donahue opened his show (Houston town hall mtg) with a woman insisting that the federal govt (you and me!) MUST bail out all the people who lost money in the market. Sheeeesh. Phil, of course, is nodding sympathetically. Don't you just hate how libs get so much credit just for being "compassionate"?
88
posted on
07/24/2002 5:09:38 PM PDT
by
Timeout
To: illstillbe
Well, I hope you'll talk more often. Your "old soul" is quite wise for a 2 yr. old. If only I were that wise at 2.
89
posted on
07/24/2002 5:14:49 PM PDT
by
Endeavor
To: mountaineer; Hillary's Lovely Legs; All
" Wealthy nations like the U.S. can halt the surge of AIDS cases"And how might that be??? I s'pose some of us could volunteer to go over there and castrate all the men - if so, I'm willing to honor the Bent One's crusade on Global AIDS - starting with Slick Willie of course (and performing the procedure via C-SPAN - just for all you curiosity seekers)
HLL - please forgive me if I am a shame to The Guild but this was too good to pass up.
90
posted on
07/24/2002 5:23:20 PM PDT
by
Endeavor
To: dutchess; daisyscarlett
I'm getting absolutely NOTHING DONE Welcome to the club! :-) So glad you came by to visit and share your doggy pics. They are so adorable. Please don't be a stranger!
Thanks for bringing duchess over, I get such a kick when I meet new friends!
To: Endeavor
Hope your trip is going well, sounds like you're learning some very interesting things.
Uhh! Don't get me started on Rangel! Everytime he opens his mouth I'm sure he has Mad Cow disease.
Doctors/Vets always have my respect and wonder I how a person can do such a hard job.
Thanks to the doctors who take such good care of us and to wonderful Vets like you who take care of our four legged family members!
To: dutchess
Gizmo is a doll. He's total beefcake for all female pups.
93
posted on
07/24/2002 5:44:58 PM PDT
by
Endeavor
To: contessa machiaveli
retrieves the poo and deposits it in different places. help! I have this same problem, only it's worse... my dog eats it. Eeeeeewwwwwwww! I don't know how to change this behavior (and I'm afraid to type in "dog eats poo" into google!, God only knows what will come up.) but what I do is keep the litter box in a room where I can close the door when I leave. When we're gone that's when the dog goes treasure hunting. Good luck!
To: dutchess
Yes, we do need to be careful medicating our pets. Cats should not have aspirin. Dogs and cats should not have any of the NSAID's - non steroidal anti-inflammatories (ibuprofen). Even dog and cat drugs have side effects. Codee is amazing having survived an ulcer - in dogs, those are super super serious. Kudos to Giz and Fred for helping pull her through.
95
posted on
07/24/2002 5:52:13 PM PDT
by
Endeavor
To: contessa machiaveli
Have you tried a cat box with a lid? Otherwise, g'luck.
96
posted on
07/24/2002 5:55:31 PM PDT
by
Endeavor
To: Endeavor
To: illstillbe
he does this every time it storms. Thanks for breaking your silence, we subscribe to the more the merrier here!
Wow, 2 St Bernards! That's alot of dog!
We have a Boarder Collie named Roxy, short for Roxanne and she does something similar to your old soul. When a storm gets close enough to strike the house with lightening she gets all fired up and barks like someone rang the doorbell. It has been a great service to us since we have lots of thunderstorms and have lost many electrical appliances.
But my favorite thing she does is when you say the words bill clinton or algore she runs around barking and growling with her hair standing up. It's lots of fun to do at family gatherings! :-)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Awwwwwwwww! The pic with the tennis ball is a classic!
To: Endeavor
No shame in that thought, we'd pay money to see you perform that operation. Well, no close up shots please. :-)
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