Posted on 07/24/2002 5:35:02 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty
Day 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 am - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining a piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was .....Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the aroma of some of their favorite foods. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
Here's where you're going wrong, The Generous One wants to give away the "government's" money. LOL! Ahhhh, we don't call him Slick Willie for nuthin'!
Hee, hee! From yesterday's thread: Diaper Pail Friends
Some people are truly sick.
But poor Harry , old enough to be GF's son's granddaddy.
MUSCLE RELAXER MAY HELP QUASH MIGRAINES
If you have never had a migraine headache, you don't know what you're missing ... and you don't want to know. Millions of people suffer with them at such a high or virulent rate they find themselves unable to do common things. And, to make matters worse, it seems that at just the moment you get comfortable, the phone rings.
Now, according to researchers, a commonly used medication for relaxing muscles may give some migraine sufferers a degree of relief. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the drug Botox, made by Allergan, has been tested on more than 2,000 patients. Some of the testing has been going on in the Chicago area.
In some migraine sufferers the results have been dramatic.
Botox is a purified form of botulinum toxin. It has been stockpiled by some countries for use as a germ warfare agent. But, used properly, its distilled version is being shown to be effective in dramatic new medical ways. Link
I think once I experienced what was close to a migraine. My first cycle after nursing my first born included a searing headache with vomiting. (Dr. later told me that's a common occurrence, thanks for the warning.) Co-workers had to carry me to the car and one drove me home. My deepest sympathies to anyone who suffers migraines.
My favorite "cat thing" is when my two cats start a cat fight on the bed at 3:00 in the morning. What fun!!
My favorite Led Zepplin song btw.... Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true....
My computer is doing weird things. I guess I should let it cool off? Back later!
The heat damaged the pollination process on some numbers of corn, it is almost a certainty that the ears will not fill out all the way to the end. The beans are hardy and go into dormancy when heat and drought set in.
Thanks for explaining that Halle Berry caption. I was trying to figure how one could commit suicide with two little doggies. Was she going to starve them for a while and then cover herself with dog food?.....I cannot even fathom someone killing their little doggies just because they decided to check out.
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