** ALERT!!! ** Axis of Whining Weasels ** ALERT!!! **

June 24th, 2002 | Sabertooth

[Sabertooth]

Oh, they're lax and disloyal,
And resisting the regal,
And they're bashing your royals,
You wanna make it illegal.

They bring division and schism,
And faction and chasm,
They got a registered rhythm,
As they lazamataz 'em.

Just too tough to denounce 'em?
You've had enough of debating.
You want a quick way to trounce 'em?
Well here's the end of your waiting…

Just find a foe to hush
With your big broad brush,
      Impatient painters at your easels.
Don't try to think too hard,
Just play your new trump card,
      Just say "the Axis of Whining Weasels!"

There's a fear in the forum,
And a forest of trees,
But soon you all can ignore 'em
With the poorest of ease.

'Cause there is coming a button,
And your bliss will be spared.
So there will never be nothing,
To ever make you feel scared.

Soon you'll be making your list.
Of those who have the wrong mind,
And shun the mill for your grist;
You've duller axes to grind.

Just find a foe to hush
With your big broad brush,
      Impatient painters at your easels.
Don't try to think too hard,
Just play your new trump card,
      Just say "the Axis of Whining Weasels!"

[tpaine]

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Want some cheese with that whine?
Asked our boss so sublime.

Sure thing - big guy!
- We must post or we die.

Ours not to reason,
only mods can know why.

[Sabertooth]

thank you for everything you do
so thoughtfully and with class.

How nice of you to take the time,
And give me such a pass.
Some others might have made a rhyme
For me that was more crass.

[Sir Gawain]

I could never choose just one moment
That should be set apart
There's so many special moments
That I hold dear in my heart

:-)~

[Sir Gawain]

lol tpaine the poet. Who woulda thunk?

[christine]

cutie, you! ;)

[Sabertooth]

No, no dear Saber, you've drawn a wrong conclusion,
No discourse ever by form was muted,
Perhaps those you feel were in collusion,
Knew what was best, and the worst were booted.

My views are not ephemeral
Though racked in brevity.
The News has missed the General,
For lack of levity.

The dialogue is darker,
And nothing is excused,
And differences seem starker,
So buttons are abused.

A banning plague now haunts us,
The horizon holds "ignore,"
So shunning soon will taunt us,
Dividing even more.

[jrewingjr]

Christine with your ping list,
You better guard it well,
'cause if it becomes public,
We're all in FReeper hell.

It doesn't really matter,
All the battles we have fought,
For Conservatives and justice,
To the Bushbots we are naught.

[tpaine]

The mere tip of me boiling talents.

[christine]

i love it! ~.~

[Victoria Delsoul]

Arrrrgh! My 'puter froze!

You are both sweet and dear,
But I must say good night
Tomorrow is almost here
My good friends of the night.

LOL.

[nunya bidness]

It's not complete until the Aggie throws in his verse.

[Sabertooth]

I know what I think you mean, but I am not sure what I think is what you really mean.Doh.

I told you I do better with facts vs poetry!LOL!

Let me start by announcing:
It's not a matter of facts.
When you should be renouncing!
When the axis attacks!

[weikel]

I like fighting and loving( well the good part of loving not the part where they ask you what your thinking and they start nagging you etc etc)

[Sabertooth]

So your beaver was slapping,
And you thought it was cute,
And that the axis was napping.
But now you're in... shoot!

[Sabertooth]

Hey, take care what you post,
We're just having some fun.
I got friends on the Dose,
We don't want them to run.

[Sabertooth]

Bump for Liberty Loving Artists!

You exercise alliteration,
You aaassonant opiner.
No call for my obliteration?
Aha! A weasel whiner!

[herewego]

I sat here merely napping, nearly falling out.
All of a sudden I was awakened by a Ping ringing out.
"Who in the world is pinging now?" as I raised up and set.
Unconsciously grabbing and reaching for a non-existant cigarette
"Damn" I thought as I oft had before, "I quit smoking two packs a day six months ago or more."
As my eyes ajusted to the bright screen, I am aghast at the injustices I read.
Stop the insanity, reduce taxes, leave the gunowners alone ! I quickly learn another Constitutional guarantee has lost it's home.
The tears come quick to some who only cry alone, losing a battle so few have ever known.

not a poet and i know it- just some aggravation.

[Sir Gawain]

Good night Victoria.

[brat]

I'm no poet, but here goes:

Trying times Sabertooth
Free speech being a thorn
So many would banish
With power and scorn.
New ideas prolific which
Given birth
I scarce can consider
Nor value their worth.
A sad testimony
When politics rule
To stifle, abort
By some unknown rule.