What is the secret of life?!

6/23/02 | max angelov

[Max Angelov]

Everubody is asking what is the secret of life.I will say this..

[Cool Guy]

Seriously, that dude should be on something real strong to start something like this. BTW, my teleporter is better than your teleporter.

[LonePalm]

The signature block say it all.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Cool Guy]

What teleport?

[Cool Guy]

Hey, that is me there :)

[maestro]

What is the secret of life?! ^

ENRON?

[maxwell]

What is the secret of life? Good beer, good buds, and good booty.

[I Luv Bush]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

[A Navy Vet]

Easy...a good woman with a sense of humor.

[Maceman]

When the question is: "sand in a bowl of mud," the answer is: "a stick in soft rice."

[Maceman]

THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... 

The Galaxy Song

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
the sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars,
it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light-years thick,
but out by us it's just 3,000 light-years wide.
We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

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Monty Python

Originally released on the album  The Meaning Of Life

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