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ROSIE HITS 300 LBS
National Enquirer ^
| June 21, 2002
Posted on 06/21/2002 5:31:30 PM PDT by McGruff
Rosie O'Donnell's weight has soared to 300 pounds -- putting her in danger of a heart attack or stroke.
The 5-foot-7 comedienne is "in a fight for her life," reveals a frightened friend, adding: "Her blood pressure is through the roof."
The talk queen's longtime lover -- who's four months pregnant with the child they plan to raise together -- is desperately trying to get her to lose weight.
In The ENQUIRER that goes on sale Friday, you'll discover the startling reasons behind Rosie's health crisis … the secret insecurity that drives her … the effect the extra pounds are already having on her … plus much, much more!
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To: begtodiffer
Say what you will. I think she has a pretty face. You need your eyes checked or your REALLY need to get out more.
To: McGruff
Please.....NO PICTURES!!!
Oops, too late.
To: begtodiffer
Say what you will. I think she has a pretty face.
HAD.
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posted on
06/21/2002 9:18:55 PM PDT
by
Pit1
To: begtodiffer
You obviously are a very lonely man!
To: VA Advogado
Her girlfriend is pregnant and Rosie's the one gaining weight? Sympathy weight gain.
To: lsee
LOL! I heard that she will be adopting some Oompah Loompahs and will then proceed to eat them.
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posted on
06/21/2002 9:31:15 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
To: begtodiffer
Say what you will. I think she has a pretty face. OK. I'd say your optometrist is as skilled as Rosie's personal trainer.
To: McGruff
I guess "the face of gay parenthood" is one that resembles Jabba the Hutt.
To: blackdog
That's a whole lotta carpet to chew! ROTFL! Shame on you, but oh so funny! I am blushing while pretending I don't get it of course!
To: McGruff
300 POUNDS??? Good Lord, what's she done to get down to THAT weight?
To: tophat9000
Good greif... what has she been eating...? OH? uh?... never mind
oh crap- too funny
my winner here
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posted on
06/21/2002 10:26:04 PM PDT
by
herewego
To: balrog666
I think Johnny Carson said it best...
You know you're fat when you stand on a street corner next to a purple kangaroo with pink polka dots, juggling bowling balls, and blowing Dixie on a harmonica and some guy driving by yells "HOLY COW, IS THAT WOMAN FAT!!!"
To: McGruff
God is not mocked - although some hideosities try to get away with it...
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posted on
06/21/2002 10:59:56 PM PDT
by
185JHP
To: McGruff
300 pounds??? Gosh, she must be a very unhappy woman. Wait! Isn't she and her lover excepting a baby soon? Oh my! What happened?
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posted on
06/22/2002 7:43:30 AM PDT
by
Teacup
To: dyed_in_the_wool
Her dress size has gone from 'Big' to 'My God, it's moving!It's a good thing I was drinking something. I'd be doing some serious monitor cleaning. LOL!
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posted on
06/22/2002 8:02:35 AM PDT
by
xJones
To: dagoofyfoot
To: begtodiffer You obviously are a very lonely man! I didn't know they let prisoners have access to the internet!
To: Teacup
Poor Rosie probably sweat off a pound or two this week. All that talk of airline seats and President Bush's physical fitness plan.
To: xJones
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking something and I'm still laughing.
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posted on
06/22/2002 8:14:48 AM PDT
by
xJones
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To: bologna.com
THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO DELETE THE THREAD WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF HIJACKING!!
Da noiiirve!
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