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The variety of nude beaches of the world. [LOL - nude beach review from Pravda!!]
pravda ^ | 9 may 02 | Anon

Posted on 05/09/2002 10:48:28 AM PDT by white trash redneck

The variety of nude beaches of the world. But you have to be careful (0)

The people, who were peacefully resting on one of the beaches in Saudi Arabia this January, witnessed an international scandal. A naked girl showed up on the beach. Three guys from security ran up to her, put a blanket on her shoulders and took the girl away to a police station. The girl turned out to be a German national, and she was put behind the bars because she dared to show up in a public place without any clothes on. Representatives of the German embassy managed to release the girl, and she was sent back to her fatherland at once.

As it turns out, Croatia is a paradise for nudists. Nude beaches even prevail over there, almost every resort place tries to get a piece of the shore for the people, who like to walk around naked. The most popular place there is Istria peninsula. Nudists can swim, get a sun tan naked, they can even walk naked in the streets. The thing is there are a lot of hotels for nudists in Istria. The major requirement for the people, who want to check in - no clothes at all. It is even forbidden to eat out, if you wear something. The only exception is waiters and waitresses: they wear aprons and bow-ties. You can also see naked people on the islands of Lopud and Kolosep, not far from Dubrovnik, and also in Dalmatia, where there are two largest Croatian nude beaches – Zlatni Rat and Paklina. They stretch three kilometers along the coastline and there are really a lot of naked people there always.

The second most popular place for nudists is the Greek island Crete and the islands of the Aegean Sea, the Cyclades. This is an archipelago of little islands, rich businessmen buy them and arrange cool sites for those, who like it naked. By the way, Hollywood stars adore such resorts as Mykonos, so if you want to enjoy the view of a naked star – you are welcome. But, you will not be allowed to go there if you have a camera, and secondly, this is a very expensive pleasure. If you want to admire naked women, don’t ever go to such islands as Andros, Tinos, and Serifos - these are the places for gay men.

Spain does not lack behind its European neighbors. This may seem strange, but nude beaches exist there for 40 years already. The most famous one is Ses Salines on Ibiza, you can visit that beach absolutely for free, and nobody will laugh at you, if you feel shy to get undressed, just please, don’t stare. There are also several other places in Spain, but naturist beaches are located on the territories of hotels over there, so the access there is restricted.

If you go to Bulgaria, there is a very good place for naturists – Albena – the center of the Bulgarian public nudity. The length of the beach is 15 kilometers there, and the half of its territory is given to nudists.

A unique zone is located on Jamaica, in the town of Negril. This is a place, where only naked people live: several hotels, shops, restaurants, and parks are filled with absolutely naked people, who drink beer, laugh, dance, and do not wear anything. One of those hotels, Hedonism II promotes not only public nudity, but also the liberty of sex. The motto of this hotel is like this: make love wherever you want and with whoever you want. So you can easily encounter people during the love-making process there. They do not at all get embarassed, if someone passes them by, they just do it and that’s all.

But if you go to France, then you do not have to look for any nude beaches – there are none. The liberated French believe that people can take their clothes off anywhere. You can easily see an old lady lying on the beach in her underwear, and then you eye will catch a naked French girl. Public nudity is forbidden in Italy, it is possible only on special territories, and you have to pay for it.

You can even boast your naked body in Muslim Turkey, but on the territory of several hotels, where only foreigners live. It may seem weird, but there are not many places like that in sexually liberated America. Maximum exposure is always welcome in Hawaii, the Caribbean islands, and in Brazil. There are no problems with that in Thailand, Australia, Germany, Portugal. Russia is not an exception – Russian people can get naked in certain places of Moscow, in the resort cities of Sochi, Anapa.

You will never see naked chics in Egypt, India, Morocco, Malaysia, Israel, Japan, Tunis, and Indonesia. The maximum of what is allowed there is topless on the territory of hotels with restricted access. Public nudity is strictly forbidden in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Yemen, and in many other Muslim countries. You can be fined in the sum of up to $2000, imprisoned up to 12 months, beaten up. So if you wanna see naked girls, go somewhere else, there are a lot of good place for that.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: nudebeaches
Somehow the idea of a Rooskie babushka lounging around in the altogether makes my skin crawl.
1 posted on 05/09/2002 10:48:29 AM PDT by white trash redneck
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To: da_toolman
This should help narrow your travel destinations a bit...
2 posted on 05/09/2002 10:59:25 AM PDT by phasma proeliator
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To: white trash redneck
So we finally have the "naked" truth about nude beaches!


3 posted on 05/09/2002 11:58:36 AM PDT by Icthus
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To: phasma proeliator
This should help narrow your travel destinations a bit...

Good thing I just bought that turbospeed camera...
4 posted on 05/09/2002 2:08:20 PM PDT by da_toolman
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To: white trash redneck
Wasn't Natalie Wood of Russian descent?
5 posted on 05/09/2002 2:33:40 PM PDT by Savage Beast
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To: white trash redneck
Spain does not lack behind

Nor does it lack Levi's to cover that behind.

6 posted on 05/09/2002 3:43:25 PM PDT by PoisedWoman
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To: white trash redneck
You will never see naked chics in Egypt

Now that's a clever turn of phrase.

7 posted on 05/10/2002 1:33:00 PM PDT by Physicist
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To: white trash redneck
It is even forbidden to eat out, if you wear something.

<cough> <choke>

8 posted on 05/10/2002 1:34:03 PM PDT by Physicist
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