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(16 year old) Charlotte Church wins Rear of Year
AP-Reuters ^ | 05.01.02 | AP

Posted on 05/01/2002 10:20:46 AM PDT by Registered

(16 year old) Charlotte Church wins Rear of Year
01 May, 2002 13:36 BST
 
By Paul Majendie

LONDON (Reuters) - Teenage singing sensation Charlotte Church has performed for princes, presidents and popes. Now she has won the Rear of the Year award.

"It is very strange," confessed the bemused 16-year-old on Wednesday as paparazzi, usually more obsessed with the pert posterior of Australian pop diva Kylie Minogue, battled for the best shot of the Welsh soprano's curves.

The award offered the perfect transition for the "Voice of An Angel". Gone is the cherub-faced child star who has sold 10 million albums around the world. In comes the glamorous teenager acutely aware that image is a vital marketing tool.

"I think it is quite sad that image is so absolutely fundamental," she told Reuters as she strode into a sun-kissed London park, admitting she felt faintly foolish wearing her "Rear of the Year" winner's sash for the obligatory photo-shoot.

"But that's the way of the world, that is the way it is, nobody is going to change it. Therefore there is no point in complaining about it -- just embrace it."

But she firmly rejected the wet t-shirt look that classical violinist Vanessa-Mae adopted for her best-selling album cover.

"Definitely not. There is no need," Church said of the look that provoked a backlash from critics who accused classical music marketers of "dumbing down" the art in pursuit of profits.

"I wouldn't say I have gone on a sexy angle," she said as photographers begged her to swivel round in her faded blue jeans and show just why she won her accolade.

Flattered and honoured by the award, she had never thought her behind was her best asset.

"I said this is a laugh. Please -- me? Rear of the year? I don't think so," she said. "When I was 15, it wouldn't have been allowed to give me 'Rear of the Year' as it would probably have been considered too crude. Now I am 16, it's allowed."

The big occasion -- From the Hollywood Bowl to the Winter Olympics and Britain's Millennium Dome -- certainly does not faze Church.

She is a fiercely committed professional whose personal worth has been put as high as 7 million pounds.

And she boasts an impressive list of the great and good who have heard the golden voice of the girl from the Welsh valleys, first discovered on a British television talent show at the age of 11 and speedily signed by Sony a year later.

Asked who topped the charisma stakes, she said: "I'd say Bill Clinton and also Tony Blair -- very, very charismatic and warm."

But George W. Bush's geography knowledge -- not for the first time -- let him down badly: "He asked me what state Wales was in. I didn't really know how to answer that one, bless him."



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1 posted on 05/01/2002 10:20:46 AM PDT by Registered
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To: Registered
All your hot a$$ are belong to us...
2 posted on 05/01/2002 10:25:47 AM PDT by Moleman
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To: Moleman


3 posted on 05/01/2002 10:34:47 AM PDT by Registered
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To: Registered
You know Registered, for a minute there I thought this was an award for her attitude, as in “A$$hole of the Year”!
Then I would argue that Tom Da$$hole would be the winner hands down!
4 posted on 05/01/2002 10:45:08 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: Registered
Who was the runner-up?

J-Lo?

5 posted on 05/01/2002 10:49:52 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Registered
Kiddie Porn?

So9

6 posted on 05/01/2002 11:11:37 AM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Registered
I'm glad she won. She actually HAS a rear, unlike those I would have expected to win (i.e. various supermodels, actresses, and pop starlets).

That GW quote is hilarious. I wonder if he really said that.

7 posted on 05/01/2002 1:47:20 PM PDT by LibertyGirl77
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To: Registered
When I was in college this was called the "Golden Pooper Award". >:)

-Eric

8 posted on 05/01/2002 2:13:19 PM PDT by E Rocc
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To: LibertyGirl77
She may have one, but she's also got a little poochy gut to her too. Check out the trick photography (arm conveniently placed on the tummy, side shots).
9 posted on 05/01/2002 2:16:00 PM PDT by Registered
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To: Registered
She may have one, but she's also got a little poochy gut to her too.

Bump from a guy who thinks a poochy little gut can be incredibly sexy.

Didn't know she was only 16, though.

10 posted on 05/01/2002 3:18:45 PM PDT by Palmetto
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To: Registered
I don't see anything about the award judges or group behind this award. Bubba?
11 posted on 05/01/2002 3:27:06 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Palmetto
Double bump from another guy who thinks poochy-guts are just plain yummy!
12 posted on 05/01/2002 7:04:06 PM PDT by Ronin
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How poochy?

see thread:**CAPTION THIS** for comparison...

13 posted on 05/02/2002 2:31:41 AM PDT by weegee
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To: Registered
I think it is quite sad that image is so absolutely fundamental...

...But thank you anyway for showing us your lovely fundament, young lady...

-ccm

14 posted on 05/02/2002 3:04:29 AM PDT by ccmay
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To: LibertyGirl77
I'm glad she won. She actually HAS a rear, unlike those I would have expected to win (i.e. various supermodels, actresses, and pop starlets).

Agreed! She has the figure of a young woman and not a twelve year-old boy unlike most of the actresses and fashion models.

15 posted on 05/02/2002 3:23:49 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: Registered
She may have one, but she's also got a little poochy gut to her too.

She is a sixteen year old child, Registered. Have you gone off the deep end?

16 posted on 05/02/2002 3:25:54 AM PDT by riley1992
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Have you gone off the deep end?

I initially saw the image on Yahoo-AP top photos. I didn't know who it was at first, or how old she was. I suppose I'm guilty of analyzing the model before verifying her age! You're right, I'm off the deep end!
17 posted on 05/02/2002 6:25:07 AM PDT by Registered
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She is a sixteen year old child, Registered. Have you gone off the deep end?

You're right. In two years, she'll be "quite the hotty." Between now and then however, she'll be "a fetching young woman with extraordinary pipes."

They really need to stop dressing that way, at least until they're legal.

18 posted on 05/02/2002 7:50:01 AM PDT by Palmetto
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To: Palmetto
"I said this is a laugh. Please -- me? Rear of the year? I don't think so," she said. "When I was 15, it wouldn't have been allowed to give me 'Rear of the Year' as it would probably have been considered too crude. Now I am 16, it's allowed."

While it is outside of our American norms, I think that the age of consent is 16 in England. Odd that she sees it somehow as being more acceptable now that she's all of 16...

19 posted on 05/02/2002 9:31:11 AM PDT by weegee
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To: Registered;riley1992
speaking of going off the "deep end"...

the predicament Reg finds himself in reminds me of a few years ago,
my husband and I were walking through the CD section of a store, and there was this
very revealing provacative poster of Brittany Spears, and he turned to me, not knowing if he should look at it ...and said
"I think it's illegal for me to think she's hot!"....I just laughed and told him to keep walking!

Miss Church may be blessed with a beautiful voice, but she's lacking in other areas:

Church: 'Terror comments distorted'

She admires clinton, and used some of his tatics to spin her own revealing comments post 9/11.

20 posted on 05/02/2002 3:43:11 PM PDT by SunnyUsa
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