Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 4/26/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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[Sunshine Sister]

What new service would you be referring to?

[MeekOneGOP]

I think Max said that because he is a runner, and he likes to get toasted the night before a run.

Oh, ok. That makes more sense than what I was thinkin'.....
I thought maybe he got plastered just before the run, hence the "drunken 5k" remark! Thanks! :O)

[Texan5]

Now that is some rotten luck, but sometimes it IS better just to put up and shut up. Our carpenters insisted on shutting down the job site early so they could go get wasted at Fiesta, even though we still hadn't finished the last upstairs wall. I wanted to go nuclear, but I'll just let the contractor handle it tomorrow (while I just watch) when they are nice and hung over.....

[Sunshine Sister]

The Bud light is about to come on. See you all in the movies!

[Texan5]

Hahahaha! I like that! I used to work for a guy who really did drink coffee, talk on the cell phone, and shave in his truck during his commute to work. Scary stuff!

[Just another Joe]

It's a call screening service for your telephone that will screen private name calls and a way to hear the name of who is calling you when they hit call waiting.

[Just another Joe]

See you all in the movies!

Which one?

[Just another Joe]

I've gotta say, I'm better than that. I at least try to do only TWO other things while I'm driving and none of them take my eyes from the road for more than a second.

[Texan5]

The call waiting thing sounds neat...that is how telephone solicitors always get me-I click over, and there they are!

[Just another Joe]

Yeh, and the nice thing about this is that they work together. You'll know that it's the screening service before you have to connect with an actual person.
From studies we know that 70% of calls that hit the screening service just hang up before they ever even have the chance to be put through to the subscriber.
We figure those are the telemarketers.

[xsmommy]

that is so sweet, max, i am touched!

[kylaka]

Well Joe, I stopped smoking almost a year ago. But, unless you want another Smoke Nazi running around the country loose, keep me on the bump list. I read every smoke related article (my wife still smokes), and I promise to stop by now and then.

[Eastbound]

My car broke down and my cell phone went dead. I had to walk home and got here as fast as I could, but got stopped for having an open bottle on my 'Segway.' When the officer reached over to check the bottle, I snapped the steering column forward and it bonked him...by accident, I'm sure. Can I hide behind the bar? Pay no attention to all those sirens.

[Just another Joe]

Well, we definatley don't want that. I guess you'll just have to suffer every Friday here in the Lounge.

[Snow Bunny]

Good luck on your run !!!!

[Just another Joe]

Officers. What can I do for you?
Some madman running around?
No sir, I haven't seen anything like that around here.
The guy on the floor behind the bar?
Pay no attention to the man behind the bar. He's just a lush that I'm letting sleep off his drunk while I'm wiping my shoes on him.
He CAN'T be the man you're looking for. He hasn't moved from that position in the last 5 hours.

[Just another Joe]

It's OK now Eastbound, they're gone.
What'll you have?

[Eastbound]

Hahaha! Thanks, Joe. Yer a bud, for sure. Drinks on me, gang. (...uh... put it on my tab, Joe.)

Still puffing away in New Mexico.

[Texan5]

That was very clever, Joe! East has apparently had his share of bad luck today. When you get the chance, could I have another Miller Lite?

[Texan5]

Thank you, sir-but after the day you had, I feel like I simply must buy you a drink.