'Corpse' Turns Out to Be Sex Doll

Yahoo! Reuters ^ | Tue Mar 26, 7:39 AM ET | Reuters

[ThreeYearLurker]

MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - A Munich man suspected of murder after he was seen carrying what a neighbor thought was a dead body into his apartment was cleared after he showed police his collection of rubber sex dolls.

A police spokeswoman said Tuesday the neighbor called to say he saw the man carrying a "corpse" into the apartment. Police responding to the call found the suspect to be "surprised and disturbed" by their questions at first.

"When the officers then told the man they were investigating a murder he showed them his newly acquired silicon sex doll," the spokeswoman said.

"The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived."

The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file. "They didn't want to disturb him any longer," the spokeswoman said.

[ThreeYearLurker]

Weird, wild stuff.

[JennysCool]

Way wacky, too!

[areafiftyone]

EWWWWW!

[ArrogantBustard]

"They didn't want to disturb him any longer,"

He's already disturbed enough as is.

[Izzy Dunne]

Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived.

Reminds me of the old song:

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
C.O.D Nine ninety-five
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

[Taliesan]

The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file.

"Has anyone seen my bottle of Purell?"

[Izzy Dunne]

Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived.

Isn't this what plain brown wrappers were invented for?

[Raven6]

Reminds me of THIS SONG

[stlrocket]

It's too bad that it wasn't this "German lady".

AS SHE SEE'S HERSELF

[Salgak]

Don't laugh too hard. . . I recall, on a trip to the UK, the latest rage was selling inflatable sheep called "Love Ewes". Couple of guys in my squadron bought a few, they'd pop up at squadron parties, going-aways, and one memorable retirement, when a buddy of mine was leaving the USAF to become a Priest. . . they gave him a sheep, the first of his "flock". . . .

Oddly enough, Father Mike **still** has the sheep, with the rest of his military momentoes (stopped by his parsonage several years ago when going through NYC. . . )

[GoreIsLove]

What was that old Police song? "Be My Girl"?

[Deguello]

"Female subject not responsive to questioning".

Actor said that "she was mute".

[HEY4QDEMS]

Hey, As long as it was a girl doll. LOLOLOL

[in the Arena]

now you've done it...you've just ruined that scene from The Deer Hunter...

[machman]

In every dream home, a heartache.

[Tijeras_Slim]

16 replies and no "ex-wife" comments yet...
Slow day in FReeper land...

[thatsnotnice]

I knew a guy that had been in the Navy. He served on an aircraft carrier and swore that some guys had an inflatable doll that they passed around. He claimed that they also managed to pass around crab lice (scabies?) too, so had to get rid of it.

[geaux]

THAT is not nice. Uck.

[ravingnutter]

I got stopped by the cops once for having a life-size doll in the back window of my vehicle. It was my then 4 y/o daughter's doll and could wear her clothes. We used to sit it in the window when we left home, but my neighbor complained that it scared their kids. She was so life-like that we named her "Talking Tina" after the Twilight Zone episode.

[machman]

No Roxy Music fans? ;)