[ThreeYearLurker]

Weird, wild stuff.

[JennysCool]

Way wacky, too!

[areafiftyone]

EWWWWW!

[ArrogantBustard]

"They didn't want to disturb him any longer,"

He's already disturbed enough as is.

[Izzy Dunne]

Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived.

Reminds me of the old song:

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
C.O.D Nine ninety-five
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

[Taliesan]

The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file.

"Has anyone seen my bottle of Purell?"

[Izzy Dunne]

Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived.

Isn't this what plain brown wrappers were invented for?

[Salgak]

Don't laugh too hard. . . I recall, on a trip to the UK, the latest rage was selling inflatable sheep called "Love Ewes". Couple of guys in my squadron bought a few, they'd pop up at squadron parties, going-aways, and one memorable retirement, when a buddy of mine was leaving the USAF to become a Priest. . . they gave him a sheep, the first of his "flock". . . .

Oddly enough, Father Mike **still** has the sheep, with the rest of his military momentoes (stopped by his parsonage several years ago when going through NYC. . . )

[GoreIsLove]

What was that old Police song? "Be My Girl"?

[Deguello]

"Female subject not responsive to questioning".

Actor said that "she was mute".

[HEY4QDEMS]

Hey, As long as it was a girl doll. LOLOLOL

[machman]

In every dream home, a heartache.

[Tijeras_Slim]

16 replies and no "ex-wife" comments yet...
Slow day in FReeper land...

[thatsnotnice]

I knew a guy that had been in the Navy. He served on an aircraft carrier and swore that some guys had an inflatable doll that they passed around. He claimed that they also managed to pass around crab lice (scabies?) too, so had to get rid of it.

[ravingnutter]

I got stopped by the cops once for having a life-size doll in the back window of my vehicle. It was my then 4 y/o daughter's doll and could wear her clothes. We used to sit it in the window when we left home, but my neighbor complained that it scared their kids. She was so life-like that we named her "Talking Tina" after the Twilight Zone episode.

[machman]

No Roxy Music fans? ;)

[texlok]

Probably a "real doll", I think realdoll.com (Don't go there during work or with kids around). They had it on one of Fox's quirky little shows. Apparently there is a company making these things (made out of silicon) for $5000, yes $5000. Kinda scary.

[Sangamon Kid]

...the embarrassed detective sheepishly apologized, turned, and shuffled down the hall to the building entryway. The slightly unpleasant odor of the apartment hallway gave way to the brisk, sweet breeze of the early Bavarian spring as he hopped into the cruiser, thankful the lead was a dead end, and that the time saved would be well spent at the local beer garden.

Gunnar smirked as Reinhardt's car rolled away and disappeared behind the stretch of houses and newly budded line of oak trees at the end of the street. "That wasn't so bad," he mused as he softly closed the door behind him. A vague sense of triumph began to creep over him, as the smirk gave way to a grin. "How deliciously easy." he pondered. "Who would have thought that a handfull of marks for the doll silenced not only that probing and nosy neighbor, but also the oafish Reinhardt."....

[newgeezer]

This got pulled the previous time it was posted today. Wonder what became of the overzealous moderator...

[TRY ONE]

Just the thought of putting a 98*F Ding-a-ling into 68*F (cold) silicon ---- well, I'll pass!

[GnL]

At first I thought this was a story about Gary Condit:
"Sex Doll Turns Out to Be Corpse"