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Freeper mental institution

Posted on 01/01/2002 1:59:17 PM PST by trekie_boy

does anyone know what a "real green" dress is?

does anyone know a good place to buy dijon ketchups?

I want a monkey. Can you get me one?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: beenspanked; monkeyboy
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To: Cheapskate
Art Bell wackiness alert
141 posted on 10/12/2003 10:32:07 PM PDT by cyborg (Kyk nou, die ding wat jy soek issie hierie sienj)
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To: Senator Pardek
Don't look now, but there's a fat man in the bathtub waiting for columbus...
142 posted on 10/12/2003 10:41:09 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Donate to FR, and I'll record a Theme Song for the next BadJoe Weekend)
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To: GrandMoM
I knew that!! But whatever happened to the pink tutu and the tricycle?

While in jail one day i remarked to the Sheriff how three squares a day was a triangle!

Jack and Jill were full of it. You don't go UP HILL to get water!

143 posted on 10/12/2003 10:44:47 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
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To: JoeSixPack1
Is a Zot a pre or a post Zit?
144 posted on 10/12/2003 10:45:54 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: MissAmericanPie
No no...Pre is a Post Zot Zit

Phone call, clear a cell.
145 posted on 10/12/2003 10:50:46 PM PDT by Syncro
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To: JoeSixPack1
I knew that!! But whatever happened to the pink tutu and the tricycle?

....Well, my knee's kept dragging on the cement when I drove that durn tricycle and the pink tutu was what we buried poor pa in. Now I got to go up stairs and kick the hunk outta the bed so I can get some sleep cause I gotta go chicken huntin in the morning. Goodnight!!!!!!!

146 posted on 10/12/2003 10:53:50 PM PDT by GrandMoM ("What is impossible with men is possible with GOD -Luke 18:27)
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To: MissAmericanPie
It depends. It's like a "vert". There are 'pre'verts, 'post' verts and 'per'verts.

Postverts are good with blue cheese dressing.
Preverts have terminal anticipation.
Perverts become politicians.

So getting back to zits, a zot is a statically charged perzit. (neither pre, nor post). Unless it's one of those rare days that end in"y", in which case it's your day off. :-)~~
147 posted on 10/12/2003 10:56:10 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
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To: Cultural Jihad
Like this fellow?

Not really. The Mods in the movie were "normal looking" people where as our Mods are.... uh, never mind.

148 posted on 10/12/2003 11:04:21 PM PDT by tubebender (FReeRepublic...How bad have you got it...)
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To: trekie_boy
That eye looks pretty bad... hahahahah
149 posted on 10/12/2003 11:20:50 PM PDT by wolfman (Conservatives believe that every day is July 4th. Liberals believe that every day is April 15th)
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To: JoeSixPack1
I'm taking notes, (scribble, scribble).
150 posted on 10/12/2003 11:28:26 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: avg_freeper; trekie_boy; Tijeras_Slim; Lazamataz; JoeSixPack1; gitmo; socal_parrot; ...
The poster is apparently not whining over the fact that some government agency slandered FreeRepublic, but that they are being called upon for their hateful, officious act against the forum. Good riddance to him.
151 posted on 10/12/2003 11:39:12 PM PDT by Cultural Jihad
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To: Cultural Jihad
Check the thread date.
152 posted on 10/12/2003 11:48:57 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
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To: JoeSixPack1; Lazamataz
Ah, my bad. I thought it was a recent post. Laz!
153 posted on 10/12/2003 11:54:28 PM PDT by Cultural Jihad
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To: potlatch; Jeff Gordon
LOL ! A classic ! ...

154 posted on 10/13/2003 3:19:35 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting)
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To: trekie_boy; 4mycountry; ctlpdad; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; ...


Click HERE or on the pic to hear the Rolling Thunder !

155 posted on 10/13/2003 3:26:43 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting)
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To: Cultural Jihad
LOL ! Whoops ! Me too ...

156 posted on 10/13/2003 3:27:58 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting)
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To: yall
hehe ! Sorry guys ! I thought this was a recent thread. It's old, but brought back to life ...

157 posted on 10/13/2003 3:31:03 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting)
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To: socal_parrot
Nah, it was posted a while ago. But yes, we do have accounts over 2 years old that have never posted that suddenly come alive to make trolling posts. I'll ping ya the next time it happens (if I remember). Thanks, AM
158 posted on 10/13/2003 4:38:46 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: trekie_boy

Wouldja like to buy a monkey?"

159 posted on 10/13/2003 6:23:39 AM PDT by TheBigB ("If my country calls, I will answer. Unless I'm screening."--Homer J. Simpson)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
:-)
160 posted on 10/13/2003 7:29:30 AM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
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