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Laura Loomer offered herself for the job of Trump’s press secretary—and joked about blonde hair.
Mezha ^ | Saturday, 17 October 2026, 02:00

Posted on 10/17/2026 11:20:48 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Laura Loomer publicly pitched herself for the newly open White House press secretary role. Her joke about going blonde has added a twist to the search for Trump’s next spokesperson.

 

After Katie Zacharia was dismissed as White House press secretary, far-right activist Laura Loomer publicly put herself forward for the job. Her jokes about changing her appearance coincided with the launch of new prediction markets on who will be the next spokesperson for Donald Trump’s administration.

What Loomer proposed

On October 16, Laura Loomer wrote on X: “Hear me out: Press Secretary Laura Loomer”  – suggesting that she be considered for the press secretary position. This was a public pitch, not an announcement of an official appointment or participation in a formal selection process.

In another post, Loomer joked about whether she would stand a chance if she dyed her hair blonde and changed her name to “Cora.” The joke alludes to the appearance of Trump’s last three press secretaries – Kayleigh McEnany, Karoline Leavitt, and Katie Zacharia.

 

 

Photo: Laura Loomer posted an edited image on X showing herself with light-colored hair and the words “I’m ready.” Source: Laura Loomer / X.

The post features a stylized image of Loomer with light-colored hair. However, the original media file on X could not be independently viewed and compared with the source image. So it has not been established whether it was edited with retouching, a filter, or generative AI.

The joke is clear even without identifying how the image was made: Loomer is poking fun at the supposed informal “dress code” of Trump’s communications team while drawing attention to her own candidacy.


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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: lauraloomer; looneylooper; loopylaura
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Just what we need. Another pretty blonde talking head in the White House.
1 posted on 10/17/2026 11:20:48 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd
Just what we need. Another pretty blonde talking head in the White House.

Neither blond nor pretty.

2 posted on 10/17/2026 11:28:42 AM PDT by Angelino97
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To: Responsibility2nd

Why does the most accessible President even need a press secretary?


3 posted on 10/17/2026 11:30:48 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: Texas Eagle

We don’t need a press secretary in 2026.


4 posted on 10/17/2026 11:33:54 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Responsibility2nd

My personal choice would be Sarah Palin. The liberal media heads would explode.


5 posted on 10/17/2026 11:34:15 AM PDT by mouse1
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To: Texas Eagle

Good point. He should outsource press beiefings to a super intelligence - let the press talk to a laptop with an attitude that is sitting on the podium.


6 posted on 10/17/2026 11:35:19 AM PDT by bigbob (We are all Charlie Kirk now)
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To: Responsibility2nd

She is a jaded “grabber.”

The job requires someone a little less “needy.”

Someone with courage.


7 posted on 10/17/2026 11:36:30 AM PDT by Candor7 ( Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=300</img><a href="">tag</a>))
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To: Texas Eagle

Why does the most accessible President even need a press secretary?

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Because someone needs to put a positive spin on the things he says and does.


8 posted on 10/17/2026 11:36:39 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: mouse1

If only Robin Williams was still with us. Pay per view press conferences.


9 posted on 10/17/2026 11:40:07 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: bigbob

BAM! And there it is. 👏 👏 👏 🏆 🏅


10 posted on 10/17/2026 11:41:50 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: Candor7

I recommend (in order)
1.) Sydney Sweeney
2.) Sophie Cunningham
3.) Cameron Brink


11 posted on 10/17/2026 11:43:20 AM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: Responsibility2nd
Beth Dutton for Press Secretary
12 posted on 10/17/2026 11:56:05 AM PDT by DFG
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To: mouse1

There must have been some kind of disagreement or rupture between Sarah Palin and President Trump. He was expected to include her in his present administration , but she was offered nothing at all. I recall Sarah herself expressing surprise and disappointment around December of 2024. that no one from the White House had contacted her about an appointment of some kind. Maybe it’s a matter of two strong willed people locking horns.


13 posted on 10/17/2026 12:05:49 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Angelino97
"Neither blond nor pretty."

But a rabid dog, which is what is needed.

14 posted on 10/17/2026 12:12:44 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What we really need is for Kayleigh McEnany to return to the job.


15 posted on 10/17/2026 12:17:02 PM PDT by FreedomForce
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To: atomic_dog
All of them are NOT GUILTY !

Maybe this one for press secretary:


16 posted on 10/17/2026 12:22:05 PM PDT by Candor7 ( Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=300</img><a href="">tag</a>))
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To: Angelino97

I was dismayed to see one of the women on CNN blabbing about the “chaos” at the White House and then saying about one possible contender for the press conference job:
“But she isn’t blonde.”

She thought he was soooooo clever. (spit)


17 posted on 10/17/2026 12:34:58 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Candor7

Yeah, but what’s she going to look like in 20 years?


18 posted on 10/17/2026 12:38:59 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Responsibility2nd

Ugh. Just go away


19 posted on 10/17/2026 12:52:52 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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To: mouse1
My personal choice would be Sarah Palin.

I heard she was living on the streets in Anchorage after Todd dumped her.

20 posted on 10/17/2026 12:54:51 PM PDT by humblegunner
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