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Pizza is a national security issue

Posted on 09/19/2026 9:20:04 PM PDT by Mount Athos

The whole world knows when we're about to do something militarily because of a big spike in Pizza orders to the pentagon?

Clearly we need in house pizzaria at the pentagon. They could use government cheese to make it economical.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: fakenews; noitisnt; pentagonpizzatheory; pizza

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To: Yardstick

Domino’s pizza is not for people who enjoy real pizza.


21 posted on 09/19/2026 11:14:08 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: Big Red Badger

🤣


22 posted on 09/19/2026 11:36:10 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They Did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: llevrok

“Crisis watchers long have kept and eye on pizza deliveries to the Pentagon and/or WH. Watchers have noticed this phenomena for decades back to Reagan/Bush (at least).”

Intel folklore and spot-on observational acumen. Acquisitions folklore has a number of incredulous stories too.


23 posted on 09/20/2026 4:46:41 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The dawn cracks hard like a bull whip and it ain't takin' no lip from the night before" Tom Waits)
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To: Widget Jr

Interesting link...
Thanks


24 posted on 09/20/2026 4:59:35 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (Good SCIENCE is Not Faith BUT Curiosity. )
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To: dfwgator

Don’t forget the anchovies!🙂


25 posted on 09/20/2026 5:08:03 AM PDT by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: TomGuy

I spent a lot of time in the Pentagon - one could be born there, live a long life, and never leave.


26 posted on 09/20/2026 5:40:28 AM PDT by trebb (So many fools - so little time...)
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To: Widget Jr

Wow. Awesome site. Thanks for the link.


27 posted on 09/20/2026 5:42:38 AM PDT by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: reg45

A true pizzanik always gives pizza a chance.


28 posted on 09/20/2026 5:46:18 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: dfwgator

One of my favorite episodes of MASH ever...


29 posted on 09/20/2026 6:17:21 AM PDT by BBB333
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To: reg45

They fold it and call it a taco


30 posted on 09/20/2026 6:19:49 AM PDT by Vaduz (NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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To: Mount Athos

😂😂


31 posted on 09/20/2026 9:12:51 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Dogbert41

I HAVE PROPOSED SUCH FOR YEARS>>..

KEEP THE PIZZA IN HOUSE


32 posted on 09/20/2026 10:26:13 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: TomGuy

yeah ... they’re not going hungry in there (tho a nutritional health survey may be in order with all that junque food)

the only thing that appears to be missing from that list seems to be a good pizza parlor -—?

which explains the articles (spanning several years) that pizza deliveries are a national security issue

smiles smiles


33 posted on 09/20/2026 11:02:26 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Mount Athos

I suggest pizza deliveries be stopped to the Pentagon and they be required to eat MRE’s.


34 posted on 09/20/2026 12:35:52 PM PDT by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians )
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To: TomGuy

Most of the Pentagon restaurants serve junk food. My dad had a chain of restauirants from NY to San Francisco. In business districts, they served breakfast and lunch, always crowded then, and dinner to a few people staying late at the office. Chicken Pot Pie was a fave.

His SF manager called him to come see this interesting new place in NoCal. Dad went and made an offer to buy the place, but they refused.

And that’s why I’m not a McDonald’s billionaire. Actually, I don’tlike McDonald’s food. Not great quality. Dad always had best quality everything. His advice:
“Buy the best food you can afford and do as little as possible to it.”

sure is keeping me healthy all these 90 years.


35 posted on 09/20/2026 1:00:45 PM PDT by Veto! ((Whatever it is, I'm against it.})
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To: Mount Athos

so pizza consumption started a war? Not surprised. IMHO, it’s the worst kind of junk food, will burn holes in your tummy. Offends my eyes too.


36 posted on 09/20/2026 1:05:22 PM PDT by Veto! ((Whatever it is, I'm against it.})
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To: Vaduz

LMAO. That must b why I absolutely detest Mexican food.


37 posted on 09/20/2026 1:07:10 PM PDT by Veto! ((Whatever it is, I'm against it.})
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To: Ciaphas Cain

You or your vehicle almost had to match someone/thing that they were looking for. I worked on bases with plenty of nukes and some advanced tech but if a civilian drove up to the gate, which happened quite often, the guard would just say, “No, go away.”


38 posted on 09/20/2026 1:19:49 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (It puts the needle in its skin or it gets the mask again.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Once when I was visiting Ohio, I asked Apple Maps for directions to a Post Office. Several were offered up, and I selected the Post Office with the shortest drive time. An error that several Air Police corrected with an attitude that stopped just short of overt hostility.


39 posted on 09/20/2026 1:27:03 PM PDT by Pilsner
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Yes, but did you have a fully automatic assault doxie?

They are known to go off every once in a while.


40 posted on 09/20/2026 1:42:23 PM PDT by Texas resident ( We finally have an American President again)
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