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Pizza is a national security issue

Posted on 09/19/2026 9:20:04 PM PDT by Mount Athos

The whole world knows when we're about to do something militarily because of a big spike in Pizza orders to the pentagon?

Clearly we need in house pizzaria at the pentagon. They could use government cheese to make it economical.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: fakenews; noitisnt; pentagonpizzatheory; pizza
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1 posted on 09/19/2026 9:20:04 PM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: Mount Athos

I saw that being reported. That’s nuts! Lol


2 posted on 09/19/2026 9:22:11 PM PDT by Dogbert41 (“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God” -Matthew 5:9)
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3 posted on 09/19/2026 9:26:38 PM PDT by Mount Athos
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4 posted on 09/19/2026 9:28:37 PM PDT by McGruff
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5 posted on 09/19/2026 9:31:39 PM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: Mount Athos

Accdg to Google:

The Pentagon houses approximately 30 fast-food, casual, and cafeteria-style eateries inside the building.

Food Options Inside the Pentagon.

Major Chains: Includes popular spots like McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Panda Express, Popeyes, Starbucks, Dunkin’, Baskin-Robbins, Subway, Panera Bread, Potbelly, Moe’s Southwest Grill, and Five Guys.


6 posted on 09/19/2026 9:34:05 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Mount Athos

All we are saying, is give pizza a chance.


7 posted on 09/19/2026 9:35:36 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: Mount Athos; SaveFerris

8 posted on 09/19/2026 9:40:10 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: Dogbert41

An owner of 43 Domino’s pizza restaurants in the Washington, D.C. area told the Los Angeles Times that on the evening of Aug. 1, 1990, the CIA ordered a record-breaking number of pizzas, just hours before Iraqi forces invaded Kuwait and started the Gulf War.

In June, when Israel attacked Iran, Google Maps activity from four pizza joints near the Pentagon surged, indicating military personnel were monitoring the unfolding event.


9 posted on 09/19/2026 9:40:58 PM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: dfwgator

LOL, and I guess this means the Pentagon war planners are pizzaniks...


10 posted on 09/19/2026 9:43:57 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Mount Athos

Pentagon Pizza Report on X:

https://x.com/PenPizzaReport/status/2101475988710269240

They also cover the local gay bar.

https://x.com/PenPizzaReport/status/2101530338681868691


11 posted on 09/19/2026 9:45:06 PM PDT by chrisinoc
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To: TomGuy
Some years ago I was visiting San Diego. One night I had a hankering for a foot long ham and cheese sandwich from Subway. So I got in my car (along with my miniature dachshund who spent the entire journey across America riding in my lap) and asked my iPhone "hey Siri, where is Subway?"

Siri returned four or five locations. Including one that had four stars. Something I never heard of a fast food joint having before. I thought "good deal!" So that's where I headed off too.

Well, what I couldn't have known was that the four-star Subway was on the grounds of the U.S. Navy hospital. I got to the front gate, saw that this isn't where I needed to be and started turning around.

IMMEDIATELY armed shore patrol guards came running out of nowhere and surrounded my car. One of them knocked on my window and I rolled it down. He told me that there's no turnaround like I had attempted to do. I meekly told him that I was just trying to get to the Subway that my phone had given me directions to. He demanded my driver's license and walked away and for the next ten minutes I was just sitting there in my Camry.

The guard finally came back and gave me my license and sternly directed me to leave. I guess a guy three thousand miles from North Carolina with a dachshund in his lap wasn't deemed much of a threat to security LOL

12 posted on 09/19/2026 9:48:59 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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To: Dogbert41

Crisis watchers long have kept and eye on pizza deliveries to the Pentagon and/or WH. Watchers have noticed this phenomena for decades back to Reagan/Bush (at least).


13 posted on 09/19/2026 9:50:02 PM PDT by llevrok (Voter apathy wins elections for liberals.)
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To: dfwgator

The only question is:

WHEN will Ted Striker be back?


14 posted on 09/19/2026 10:02:33 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They Did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris

"Sir, I pulled Ted Striker's record. And? I don't think you're gonna like it."

"My God, it's worse than I thought."

15 posted on 09/19/2026 10:04:33 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: dfwgator

Shatner was awesome as usual

Hilarious


16 posted on 09/19/2026 10:06:23 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They Did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris

Kinison in ‘Back to School’
Back in The Day.
Ha


17 posted on 09/19/2026 10:21:27 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (Good SCIENCE is Not Faith BUT Curiosity. )
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To: Mount Athos
www.pizzint.watch
Current Status: Nothing Ever Happens.

Got us worked up for nothing? Shame on you ;)

18 posted on 09/19/2026 10:40:01 PM PDT by Widget Jr (🇺🇸 Trump 🇺🇸)
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To: Widget Jr

Some b2’s took off but i guess someone changed their mind


19 posted on 09/19/2026 10:45:47 PM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: Mount Athos

I think this was a story here years ago


20 posted on 09/19/2026 11:00:37 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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