19-Year-Old Saratoga Woman Rebuilds Cars Just To Beat The Crap Out Of Them

Cowboy State Daily ^

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Saratoga 19-year-old Jerahleigh Johnson can weld a roll cage, rebuild an engine and smash a Cadillac with the best of them. “I’ve had grown men say, ‘I haven’t been hit that hard in years,’” her dad says of Jarahleigh's demolition derby domination.

After the engines shut down and 19-year-old Jerahleigh Johnson climbs out of her demolition derby car, people finally get a good look at the person who has been smashing them into oblivion.

Off comes the helmet and out falls her long blonde hair.

“I've had grown men say, ‘I haven't been hit that hard in years, let alone to have it be some little girl,’” said her dad, Jeremiah Johnson.

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[rlmorel]

Hahaha, that was the image that came to my mind!

[decal]

“The way that you wander is the way that you choose
The day that you tarry is the day that you lose”

[Joe 6-pack]

Just wait ‘til Asian women discover this is a competitive sport.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Driving while Asian Female...

[GingisK]

Ken you skin bar?

[bankwalker]

what a name ...

[doorgunner69]

Good use of all those rusting Datsun-Nissan things.

[Dr. Sivana]

Good use of all those rusting Datsun-Nissan things.

Not if you want to win. The best car for a demolition derby is an early '60s Imperial. They had extra protection around the radiator, and are generally banned from competition.

That is good. We have to preserve the few that remain.

[bigbob]

Feel good story of the day!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Not to be confused with "Balls 8"

[pburiak]

Another good one would be the big 70’s GM station wagons.

[rottndog]

One would think her proven superior driving skills would merit a big insurance discount.

Come to think of it, she would make a great Ms. Mayhem as an Allstate mascot.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Has she ever destroyed a 1950 Studebaker?

(Extra points for naming the movie. Hint: Donald Sutherland.)

[MikelTackNailer]

Rules, Sir Magnus, must be observed.

Yo Laz! We found a girl who hits hard back.

[Lazamataz]

Well good, because I’d hit that.

[freebird5850]

After all these years this....hahahahahahha!

[Lazamataz]

After all these years this....hahahahahahha!

I think it was Ben Franklin who said, there are only three sure things in life:

1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Laz would hit that.

[sit-rep]

lol...

[PLMerite]

I’m in Wyoming now.