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Clownworld BOOTLICKERS: Busybodies Flood 999 To Report Neighbours’ BBQs After Stupid Government Alert
Modernity News ^ | August 15, 2026 | Steve Watson

Posted on 08/16/2026 9:55:55 AM PDT by Red Badger

Fire crews beg: stop the snitching as emergency system faces “crying wolf” backlash

Millions of phones across England and Wales blared a sudden siren on Friday evening as the government unleashed its emergency alert system over ‘wildfire risk’. What followed was a wave of neighbour-on-neighbour reporting that left fire services and police inundated with non-emergency calls about barbecues in gardens and parks.

The same compliant instincts that flourished during COVID appear alive and well.

The alert, described by First Secretary of State Louise Haigh as “the most extensive use of the UK’s emergency alert system in response to an active incident,” warned of a “very high risk of wildfires nationally.”

It instructed residents, landowners and visitors not to undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame, it said, could rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk. People were told to report signs of fire immediately by calling 999.

Prime Minister Andy Burnham said the alert was triggered at the request of firefighters and urged the public to take it “seriously.” He has repeatedly described Britain as a “tinderbox right now” after a record stretch of extreme heat and multiple major incidents, including a West Midlands blaze that destroyed 19 homes across more than 500 acres.

Within hours, the practical result became clear. Fire and rescue services reported a high volume of 999 calls about neighbours using BBQs, lighting bonfires or campfires.

Surrey Fire & Rescue Service stated: “Please only call 999 if there is an emergency or a fire producing significant smoke. We understand residents may be concerned, but we are unable to respond to reports of neighbours having BBQs, bonfires or campfires in their gardens unless there is an emergency.”

Gloucestershire Fire and Rescue Service asked the public to reserve 999 for “a genuine emergency or an immediate risk to life, property or the environment.” South Wales Fire and Rescue Service issued a similar plea for calls only about “a new emergency.”

Police forces also felt the surge. Gloucestershire Constabulary received numerous reports of people using barbecues in parks and having bonfires at private properties after the alert. Officers directed the public away from 101 and 999 for such matters and toward the fire service for genuine fire-related concerns.

In a Britain increasingly fractured by mutual suspicion, certain sections of the population have become so warped by division that they actively seek to report their own neighbours to the authorities merely for the act of lighting a barbecue in their private gardens.

Whatever happened to the simple injunction to “love thy neighbour”? Today, not only do many neighbours scarcely speak to one another, but a growing number appear eager to denounce each other, turning ordinary streets into miniature surveillance states.

This is a dangerous path, one that only accelerates if government continues to expand its authoritarian instincts and reward the culture of denunciation.

Criticism of the decision to deploy the full emergency system for this message was swift. The Telegraph described the alert as “this evening’s abrupt ululation, issued without warning,” calling it “a textbook case of how not to operate emergency messaging software, for the fairly basic reason that there was no emergency involved.” The paper warned that Number 10 risks losing the public’s attention with unnecessary alerts.

On GB News, broadcaster Suzan Holder cited the fable of the boy who cried wolf.

Political commentator James Price argued it “should probably only be used for things like war and peace” and labelled it “a massive abuse of the system.”

Alan Miller of the Together Declaration called the approach “a bit like a nanny intervention” that “undermines the importance of the emergency system.”

The government has also imposed a temporary ban on the sale of disposable barbecues and deployed military personnel to assist stretched fire services.

Real wildfires have caused genuine damage and stretched resources. Yet treating ordinary summer behaviour as a national emergency, complete with phone sirens designed for life-threatening situations, carries its own cost.

When every dry spell or heatwave triggers the same system, the next genuine crisis risks being met with shrugs or silenced phones.

Adults do not need a national alarm to understand that lighting fires in extreme drought is unwise. Turning the emergency alert into another tool of nanny-state messaging only deepens the habits of surveillance and division that COVID normalised.


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1 posted on 08/16/2026 9:55:55 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

I wonder what part of human psychology it is to which being oppressed has an appeal.


2 posted on 08/16/2026 9:58:52 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

They’re already miserable for other reasons and want sympathy.


3 posted on 08/16/2026 10:01:51 AM PDT by Windcatcher
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To: Red Badger

The Brits have always been a society of snitches and we arent far behind them.


4 posted on 08/16/2026 10:06:04 AM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Death to the DEATH TO AMERICA, Democrats.)
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To: Red Badger

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza,
There’s a hole.

Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it. I guess Henry couldn’t fix the bucket enough to hold water so they turned him in.


5 posted on 08/16/2026 10:07:20 AM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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To: Red Badger

I thought they changed the number to 0118 999 881 99 9119 725 3.


6 posted on 08/16/2026 10:07:44 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: Red Badger

Knowing that emergency services can be overwhelmed by snitching on neighbors can come in handy to those planning nefarious deeds. Don’t even have to have a decoy crime happening anywhere else.


7 posted on 08/16/2026 10:10:59 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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I thought they changed the number to 0118 999 881 99 9119 725 3.

Oh. That's easy to remember.

8 posted on 08/16/2026 10:14:50 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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"I've had a bit of a tumble."
9 posted on 08/16/2026 10:18:44 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: BenLurkin
I wonder what part of human psychology it is to which being oppressed has an appeal.

A friend of mine (an American) inherited a house from her mother, who was born in Canada, but lived her adult life and died in the USA. This occurred just before covid broke out

My friend travelled to her property a few times to take care of it, and due to Covid travel restrictions and lock-downs, was forced to stay there for weeks at a time.

She said that police in the Canadian town received so many calls of an "American license plate" driving around in the neighborhood, she was on a first-name basis with the cops there.

10 posted on 08/16/2026 10:24:44 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Red Badger

This reminds me of all the a-holes who couldn’t mind their own business regarding masks and ‘vaccinations’ during the Covid hoax.


11 posted on 08/16/2026 10:26:19 AM PDT by enumerated (81 million votes my ass )
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To: enumerated

Same people....................


12 posted on 08/16/2026 10:27:56 AM PDT by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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To: enumerated

There was a theory that the whole point of Covid was so the government could find out what percentage of people would blindly follow senseless orders.

Turned out it was almost everyone.


13 posted on 08/16/2026 10:34:32 AM PDT by enumerated (81 million votes my ass )
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To: dfwgator

That show is most excellent. I love when they give Jen “The Internet” and she gives her speech in front of all the execs and they all have no clue they’re being pranked.


14 posted on 08/16/2026 10:56:16 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: enumerated
Turned out it was almost everyone.

La Gobernadora Lujan-Grisham here in Nuevo Mexico even had rules one winter that stores could only have so many people in them at a time based on square footage. Freezing ass cold in January and you have a bunch of old folks being told to wait outside until someone else comes out. The little Jackboot at the door of Albertson's watched five people come out but wouldn't let anyone in. I told the little shit he'd be right at home in Hitler's camps and gave him the Sieg Heil salute and called him a. Jack boot to his face. He looked clueless. The others around me either agreed or kept their mouths shut. But no one told me "he's just doing his job." I wish someone had.

15 posted on 08/16/2026 11:01:16 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: enumerated

enumerated wrote: “There was a theory that the whole point of Covid was so the government could find out what percentage of people would blindly follow senseless orders.”

So Fauci sent millions to China so Wuhan could create and release a Corona Virus, to manipulate at home voting, to elect Joe Biden, to enact various mandates as a test of who would follow senseless orders?

That certainly sounds plausible.


16 posted on 08/16/2026 11:02:50 AM PDT by DugwayDuke (Most pick the expert who says the things they agree with.)
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To: Red Badger
Probably those whacky non pork eating Mooslimbs that are just great for any country they invade calling to report the indigenous Brits.
17 posted on 08/16/2026 11:10:52 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Don't worry,pray.)
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To: enumerated

Yeah, I figure I’m on a list somewhere because #Pureblood. Somewhere near the list for being active on Free Republic.


18 posted on 08/16/2026 11:12:57 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: IYAS9YAS

867-5309


19 posted on 08/16/2026 11:28:33 AM PDT by bravo whiskey (Annie Savoy : The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness. )
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20 posted on 08/16/2026 11:41:54 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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