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CAPTAIN FREE-STUFF!
Original Content | Today | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 08/14/2026 8:16:37 PM PDT by Lazamataz

I am a Marvel Comic Universe SUPERHERO.

I AM CAPTAIN FREE-STUFF!
My superpower is to acquire expensive things and pay nothing!

Here is my Marvel Comic Universe picture. BTW, the face actually looks a lot like mine, without glasses and if I let my facial hair grow:

So, why am I Captain Free-Stuff? Well, I will tell you! After purchasing my new home, I have, in addition to the 1620 sq ft upstairs, another 1620 sq ft of semi-finished basement. I plan to cut out about 7-800 sq ft and make it an elegant downstairs apartment. It has double-glass doors that allow entry from the deck (and has a very nice view, too!), and I'm putting a full bathroom in, as well as a nice kitchenette. There is a gas-powered fireplace they can enjoy.

And here's where things get interesting.

I have secured, FREE, over 10,000 dollars of building materials to do this with. Here's a partial list:

Building MaterialQuantityNotes

Eleganza wood-look ceramic tile~61 boxes/equivalentMain apartment flooring

Maravilla rectangular basalt tile107 tiles (~46 sq. ft.) + later haulNatural stone tile

Maravilla 3" basalt hex tile2 boxesNatural stone hex tile

2×4×8 framing lumber — original haul41 boardsFree

2×4×8 framing lumber — Roswell haul35 boardsFree

Total 2×4×8 framing lumber76 boardsEnough to frame most/all planned basement partition walls

Mahogany full-height trim72 linear feetFree

Mahogany half-height trim104 linear feetFree

Oak quarter-round192 linear feetFree

Solid-core door80" × 36"Pristine condition; free

Hollow-core door80" × 36"Acquired for $10

Hollow-core door96" × 36"Acquired for $30

Acoustic ceiling tile — earlier haul2 boxes + partial boxAcquired for $34.97

Acoustic ceiling tile — Lawrenceville haul25 pristine tiles + numerous remnantsFree

Bricks812Free

Heavy pavers~50–54Acquired for $50

Composite stair piecesMultipleSteps/components

Samsung 12,000 BTU mini-split heat pump1 complete systemNew in box with line set; acquired for $500

Mineral wool insulation~½–¾ palletBuilding insulation

Madison Pearl backsplash tile49 boxesBacksplash / wall tile

Tile-installation suppliesAssortedInstallation materials

Drywall1 usable sheetFree

Plywood / OSB3 piecesFree

Bathroom vanity1White vanity with black stone top and sink

Black granite slab1Free

Granite bar-top piece1Free

"Big Bertha" granite countertop~24" × 68"Free; salvaged and trimmed for transport

Kitchenette cabinets4White glass-front cabinets, including corner cabinet; free


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KEYWORDS: freestuff

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To: Lazamataz

I did all of the framing, dropped ceiling, AC/ heating ducts, plumbing, and electrical...
I hired out wallboard, tile work, and flooring.


21 posted on 08/14/2026 10:31:48 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th ( I am obsessed with not being obsessed with anything.)
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To: Lazamataz

And I also installed all of the doors, door trim, window trim, baseboards, and quarter rounds, etc.


22 posted on 08/14/2026 10:35:22 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th ( I am obsessed with not being obsessed with anything.)
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To: Lazamataz

“But they need not, since I am under the annual limit.”

I’m not positive, but IIRC you can gift more; the limit is so you don’t need to declare the gift. If it is over the limit (~$16k per person receiving a gift), then the giver needs to declare it. But no tax on the gift until the giver gives away a large amount of money ($2 to 3 million or something) over their life time. I’m not positive if that is true or not. It sadly is something I don’t need to worry about!


23 posted on 08/14/2026 10:45:26 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant - Never Fearful)
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To: Lazamataz

BKMK


24 posted on 08/14/2026 10:58:59 PM PDT by sauropod (Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
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To: Lazamataz

Is your basement below street grade?
Will you need a sump pump for your plumbing?


25 posted on 08/14/2026 11:18:15 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th ( I am obsessed with not being obsessed with anything.)
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To: Lazamataz

I was at a former Pennzoil refinery tear-dowm. While salvaging regular red bricks, I happened upon two full pallets of fire brick - perfect condition. Do I win a prize?


26 posted on 08/14/2026 11:40:57 PM PDT by Spacetrucker
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To: Lazamataz

Congratulations on Your House acquisition(s) and elevation to Super Hero(s) at Marvel. Always something to do when one owns a Home.


27 posted on 08/15/2026 1:13:00 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Spacetrucker
I was at a former Pennzoil refinery tear-dowm. While salvaging regular red bricks, I happened upon two full pallets of fire brick - perfect condition. Do I win a prize?

You DO win a prize!

First prize is two full pallets of fire brick - perfect condition.

😁

28 posted on 08/15/2026 3:23:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: Repeal The 17th
Is your basement below street grade? Will you need a sump pump for your plumbing?

Luckily, no. My place is actually on a ridge, and the backyard is inaccessible until I build my deck stairs down to it. We're on septic, even though we are inside city limits. They have sewer, just not out this way. Probably because of all the elevation changes around here.

29 posted on 08/15/2026 3:25:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: Repeal The 17th
I did all of the framing, dropped ceiling, AC/ heating ducts, plumbing, and electrical... I hired out wallboard, tile work, and flooring.

Wow, you're covering areas I don't, and I'm covering areas you don't. We coulda been a hell of a team!

30 posted on 08/15/2026 3:27:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: Lazamataz; poconopundit
Ata Go Laz !

Now you will have to move in a GF carpenter, Jennie Hashimoto, from Japan ,who can lay your bricks for free !



31 posted on 08/15/2026 3:34:33 AM PDT by Candor7 ( Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=300</img><a href="">tag</a>))
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To: Lazamataz

LAZ,GOOD TO SEE YOU.WHERE DO FIND THE TIME.:)


32 posted on 08/15/2026 5:55:58 AM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs.)
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To: Lazamataz

My pop built a six car garage this way.
I spent a summer chipping morter off cinder blocks and the fall building trusses. Dad laid out a pattern on the floor and me and sis built them all with salvaged nail gun nails.
The worst part of that was separating the nails from the plastic strip.
Uncle Wedge poured the footer.


33 posted on 08/15/2026 6:02:07 AM PDT by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ships)
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To: Lazamataz

You da king!


34 posted on 08/15/2026 6:20:42 AM PDT by null and void (Trump isn't a pussycat, but he does have nine lives!)
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To: GranTorino

Well, no free stuff here! I will have to pay for (no insurance) a new roof on my house.


35 posted on 08/15/2026 6:39:33 AM PDT by oldtech (oltech)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

“That stuff was delicious!”

Yes. Free government cheese was yummy. Some people in our church got “commodities” in the ‘60s and would share if the got too much. Butter, too, IIRC.


36 posted on 08/15/2026 6:42:38 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
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To: Lazamataz

Homeowner AND landlord?

You rock.


37 posted on 08/15/2026 7:02:00 AM PDT by Jane Long (Jesus is Lord!)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s not bad. Especially for grilled cheese sandwiches & macaroni with cheese. 🧀


38 posted on 08/15/2026 7:27:20 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: Jane Long; fatima
Homeowner AND landlord? You rock.

AND I serve as an AI Solutions Architect at a Fortune 50 company. AND I am a writer with one published book. AND I am starting a Graduate Program at LSU in Machine Learning and Cloud 3.0. (I just got admitted to their Masters program) AND I keep a fiancée happy (luckily she is low-maintenance).

Where do I find the time, indeed!

39 posted on 08/15/2026 9:13:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: oldtech
Well, no free stuff here! I will have to pay for (no insurance) a new roof on my house.

oldtech, I normally would wave you away from Home Warranty companies, but Old Republic replaced my heater only 3 months into my moving here with zero fuss, no objections, and cut about 4000 off my replacement total. Highly recommended.

Old Republic

40 posted on 08/15/2026 9:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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