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CAPTAIN FREE-STUFF!
Original Content | Today | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 08/14/2026 8:16:37 PM PDT by Lazamataz

I am a Marvel Comic Universe SUPERHERO.

I AM CAPTAIN FREE-STUFF!
My superpower is to acquire expensive things and pay nothing!

Here is my Marvel Comic Universe picture. BTW, the face actually looks a lot like mine, without glasses and if I let my facial hair grow:

So, why am I Captain Free-Stuff? Well, I will tell you! After purchasing my new home, I have, in addition to the 1620 sq ft upstairs, another 1620 sq ft of semi-finished basement. I plan to cut out about 7-800 sq ft and make it an elegant downstairs apartment. It has double-glass doors that allow entry from the deck (and has a very nice view, too!), and I'm putting a full bathroom in, as well as a nice kitchenette. There is a gas-powered fireplace they can enjoy.

And here's where things get interesting.

I have secured, FREE, over 10,000 dollars of building materials to do this with. Here's a partial list:

Building MaterialQuantityNotes

Eleganza wood-look ceramic tile~61 boxes/equivalentMain apartment flooring

Maravilla rectangular basalt tile107 tiles (~46 sq. ft.) + later haulNatural stone tile

Maravilla 3" basalt hex tile2 boxesNatural stone hex tile

2×4×8 framing lumber — original haul41 boardsFree

2×4×8 framing lumber — Roswell haul35 boardsFree

Total 2×4×8 framing lumber76 boardsEnough to frame most/all planned basement partition walls

Mahogany full-height trim72 linear feetFree

Mahogany half-height trim104 linear feetFree

Oak quarter-round192 linear feetFree

Solid-core door80" × 36"Pristine condition; free

Hollow-core door80" × 36"Acquired for $10

Hollow-core door96" × 36"Acquired for $30

Acoustic ceiling tile — earlier haul2 boxes + partial boxAcquired for $34.97

Acoustic ceiling tile — Lawrenceville haul25 pristine tiles + numerous remnantsFree

Bricks812Free

Heavy pavers~50–54Acquired for $50

Composite stair piecesMultipleSteps/components

Samsung 12,000 BTU mini-split heat pump1 complete systemNew in box with line set; acquired for $500

Mineral wool insulation~½–¾ palletBuilding insulation

Madison Pearl backsplash tile49 boxesBacksplash / wall tile

Tile-installation suppliesAssortedInstallation materials

Drywall1 usable sheetFree

Plywood / OSB3 piecesFree

Bathroom vanity1White vanity with black stone top and sink

Black granite slab1Free

Granite bar-top piece1Free

"Big Bertha" granite countertop~24" × 68"Free; salvaged and trimmed for transport

Kitchenette cabinets4White glass-front cabinets, including corner cabinet; free


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KEYWORDS: freestuff

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1 posted on 08/14/2026 8:16:37 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
CAPTAIN FREE-STUFF TO THE RESCUE!

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2 posted on 08/14/2026 8:19:11 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: Lazamataz

Godspeed.

812 bricks for free is a very nice get!


3 posted on 08/14/2026 8:21:13 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96
812 bricks for free is a very nice get!

Here's a pic of that particular haul.... and at my advanced age, I moved it all -- TWICE -- into position in the back of my house.

I've discovered, nobody needs a gym membership. Just buy a house.

4 posted on 08/14/2026 8:25:53 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: Lazamataz

Nothing’s free, they’ll be there to tax you in no time.


5 posted on 08/14/2026 8:26:58 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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To: Bullish
Nothing’s free, they’ll be there to tax you in no time.

Already covered that angle. There is an annual gift exclusion rule, which I am under, and also, givers -- not recipients -- are responsible for paying those taxes. But they need not, since I am under the annual limit.

6 posted on 08/14/2026 8:30:00 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: Lazamataz

Good on you. That will keep you busy


7 posted on 08/14/2026 8:35:59 PM PDT by MileHi ((Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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To: Lazamataz

Really sweet then!


8 posted on 08/14/2026 8:36:24 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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To: Lazamataz

You have quite the unit in the picture, Super Dude.


9 posted on 08/14/2026 8:38:55 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Lazamataz
Nice! Here’s some free government cheese to help keep you going.


10 posted on 08/14/2026 8:42:53 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: Lazamataz

You should write a book about your experience. It could be quite inspiring for those looking at home improvement!


11 posted on 08/14/2026 8:43:01 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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To: Lazamataz; Bullish; All

I thought the “they” Bullish meant were the property tax assessor people! 😉 😥


12 posted on 08/14/2026 8:47:37 PM PDT by Drago (.)
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To: Lazamataz

Free Republic is FREE! To some.


13 posted on 08/14/2026 8:56:03 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: smokingfrog
That stuff was delicious!

The peanut butter was awful. Made decent cookies.

14 posted on 08/14/2026 9:14:25 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I just want FReepers to READ THE ARTICLE. And then think 30 secs before pounding keyboard.)
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To: crusty old prospector
You have quite the unit in the picture, Super Dude.

Why do you think all the ladies love me?

15 posted on 08/14/2026 9:15:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: smokingfrog

I remember government cheese. It was actually pretty good!


16 posted on 08/14/2026 9:16:28 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain
You should write a book about your experience. It could be quite inspiring for those looking at home improvement!

Interesting idea! ... and the title would be CAPTAIN FREE SH*T

17 posted on 08/14/2026 9:17:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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To: Lazamataz

Your Marvel Universe picture is SO CLOSE to DC’s top guy, that if it were used in a comic book (except as a “Not Brand Ecch” parody), it would invite a lawsuit. What do I know? I’m from the Fawcett universe.

Your place sounds Marvel-ous. We are no longer in Georgia, and our place there was a rental. But I am glad you are offering your stuff to freepers first. we have done quite a lot from Craig’s List free stuff here, and I am waiting to get some money from my new job so we can install the blue astroturf from a pickleball court in our dusty back yard, and pavers to cover up some of the desert dirt.


18 posted on 08/14/2026 9:36:48 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: Lazamataz

Do you plan to do the installation yourself?
Framing, electrical, plumbing, etc. ?


19 posted on 08/14/2026 10:03:02 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th ( I am obsessed with not being obsessed with anything.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

Framing, yes. Floor tiling and backsplash tiling, yes. Sheetrock and molding, yes. Drop ceiling, yes.

Plumbing I will hire out, as well as electrical.


20 posted on 08/14/2026 10:27:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Technology can industrialize evil.)
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