Posted on 07/13/2026 6:59:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin
A naked man was arrested over the weekend in Portland, Oregon, after he attempted to kidnap a 7-year-old girl from her mother at a waterfront park, according to police.
Shortly before 7 p.m. on Saturday, Portland Police received reports of a naked man running around Tom McCall Waterfront Park, with one of the callers saying the man had attempted to punch them in the head.
But police said all officers were busy responding to other calls and were not available at the time.
About 12 minutes later, another caller reported that the suspect had grabbed a young girl and attempted to pull her away from her mother.
Officers then responded to the scene and found the nude suspect swimming nearby in the Willamette River.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
When his prison mates learned that he tried to kidnap a girl, they'll treat him like he's a woman.
A very dull paid of scissors applied in a local and sensitive area while cutting slowing would be appropriate punishment.
(A naked man was arrested over the weekend in Portland, Oregon, after he attempted to kidnap a 7-year-old girl from her mother at a waterfront park, according to police.)
Have LGBTQ+ Child Groomers
Son of Satan Democrat Barack Hussein Obama
and Texas Democrat James Talarico
come to the defense of the naked man yet?
I’m leavin’ today.
I’ll be on my way.
Don’t wanna be a part of it
Portland, Portland
I just now woke up in a city
That’s full of creeps
And found it is no big thrill
You could get killed
By nudists who have weird a beeeef
Those crazy town blues
Are getting me down...
“Forget it, Jake. It’s Portland.”
Homeless and needs to be forced into a mental health long term care facility.
Google AI:
Portland City Council advanced a budget reducing the Portland Police Bureau (PPB) funding by millions, eliminating most unarmed responder positions and cutting overtime and training.Meanwhile, a controversial ballot measure is seeking to divert 25% of the city’s clean energy funds directly to the police.Current Budget AdjustmentsTo address a $170 million budget shortfall, city leaders advanced a spending plan featuring the following changes to the PPB:
Staffing Cuts: An 80% reduction in non-sworn Public Safety Support Specialists (unarmed responders).
Operational Reductions: Nearly $6 million in materials and services cuts, along with almost $2 million less in overtime budget.
Impact: Police Chief Bob Day noted this translates to approximately 20,000 fewer officer hours on the street, at a time when emergency response times have roughly doubled over the last decade.
Baring firearms, a neck stomp would work just as well.
Repeat as necessary.
Officers were not available at the time. The next call should have been that the perp was shot dead and the cops no longer needed. And, just like that, cops are all over it, with the caller, near the completely alive perp, saying “I thought you weren’t available.”
About response time:
1. It used to be measured with a clock. Now, it’s measured with a calendar.
2. Is the greatest argument against gun control.
I thought that was legal in Portland?
It is legal to be naked in Portland, but only on a bike.
https://bikeportland.org/2014/06/08/thousands-portlanders-roll-free-naked-bike-ride-gallery-107000
Two shot with BB gun at naked bike ride in downtown L.A.
But can you shoot them if they are attempting to kidnap a little girl?
Well, it’s Portland so.....
One state, two states, three states, blue states.
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