Posted on 06/21/2026 9:59:51 AM PDT by V_TWIN
SAN DIEGO, CA — NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the Navy 250 in San Diego.
Feeling that being hosted at a Navy base was not quite gay enough, NASCAR officials decided to up the ante by requiring all entrants drive a Subaru station wagon with at least 17 bumper stickers.
"Now that's what I call 'Pride'," said NASCAR CEO Steve O'Donnell. "There will be little sailor outfits, Subarus, and 'It's Raining Men' blasting on the loudspeakers. We're going all in this year. The crews are going to all do the 'YMCA' with every pit stop, and we'll cut the bottoms right off of those leather driver uniforms. Woo Pride!"
In addition to Subaru, several zoos, animal shelters, and hair salons will also be featured as title sponsors. "The fans are going to love seeing 40 Subarus with roof racks doing 87 mph with excellent traction," said NASCAR official Billy Gerken as he prepared for the race. "The hum of that 2.5-liter engine is going to really knock 'em back in their seats. 'Ope! Almost forgot to set out everyone's mandatory 'COEXIST' bumper sticker."
At publishing time, NASCAR had announced that in lieu of the traditional champagne shower, the winner would be doused in bubble bath and handed a bottle of Rosé.
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Yeah, the Subie’s CV joints tend to be a weak point - but they are not the only mfgr. to have it. My old Mazda MX-3 had the same fail too.
Still, my biggest complaint about the Gen 3 Outbacks is lack of cockpit space, esp. if the rear seats are occupied - and I’m not a big guy.
I currently own four and for a short time a few months ago owned five. I may get another soon. One is a little over thirteen years old. I’ve had fourteen since 1985.
No joke, Etsy sells these stickers…..
My employer recently added Subaru Outback’s for some of the sales reps. When one of them drove up in his, I looked at him and said “I didn’t know you were gay.”
It’s the same in Idaho. Every 5th car on the road is a Subaru. Some are sporting NRA and USMC stickers.
The virtue signaling aspect is more pronounced in areas that don’t have real winters, like the SF Bay Area.
Thank you for that 👍
It’s more of a slam at nascar than anything else.....if that helps.
I grew up loving NASCAR, back when it was racing and not all this crap. I gave up on them decades ago.
Lol! You win bro! 👍🙏
Why is Nascar involved in celebrating this obscenity?
I did. She was extremely unhappy being thrown in the back of it handcuffed.
I have, years ago. She wrote me a speeding ticket.
Wasn’t there a werewolf in a Crown Vic? .... no got that wrong that was in Trader Vics!
Her hair was purr-fect.
Ha!
Also, the Dodge Challenger R/T Scat Pack was an awesome car that got co-opted by black thugs.
Sad. I guess I'll stick with Toyotas.
Funny
Exactly. Lol
,,, oh, that leaves no room for doubt.
,,, surely no company has done a better job at claiming #1 pillow biter status than Jaguar.
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