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Least Popular Sport In The World Holds Little Tournament
babylonbee.com ^ | Jun 11, 2026

Posted on 06/12/2026 8:29:03 AM PDT by V_TWIN

U.S. — The least popular sport in the world is hosting a tiny little tournament for the few people who care.

Virtually unknown outside of a few areas in the developing world, the sport goes by various names, including "footy" and "adult kick-ball." Enthusiasts said the dozen or so people who play the sport put together an adorable, quaint event to try to gain a bit of relevance.

"Aw, that's cute," said local man Kevin Lamb, reading about the small gathering. "I think it's nice that cities are opening their Little League fields for them to use for their rinky-dink tournament for... what sport is it again?"

According to witnesses, the obscure game involves adults aimlessly kicking a ball back and forth to each other for 90 minutes, after which everyone shakes hands and then claps in the air. During this time, men will intermittently fall down for no apparent reason, then roll around crying for several minutes. A referee blows the whistle at various intervals, and then players surround the ref with praying hands while the referee chooses his favorite-colored card and holds it up. Sometimes a winner is declared, and sometimes not, the reasons for which are unclear.

At publishing time, the niche game had hoped to someday earn a television spot in between cornhole highlights and competitive axe throwing.


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To: left that other site

I am working on my personal superpower of “ignoring” the tournament.


21 posted on 06/12/2026 10:02:47 AM PDT by Reily
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To: V_TWIN
America will never fully embrace it.

I hope not. It's booooooooooring!

22 posted on 06/12/2026 10:07:51 AM PDT by libertylover (The HBM (Has Been Media) is almost all AGENDA-DRIVEN and HATE-DRIVEN, not-truth driven)
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To: libertylover

I like it as well as i like professional senior badminton!


23 posted on 06/12/2026 10:12:17 AM PDT by Reily
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To: T.B. Yoits
LOL

"soccer is boring to watch, but it's fun to do...much like a fat chick" (Bill Schulz)

24 posted on 06/12/2026 10:13:52 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (there are demons out there, and they look like people)
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To: V_TWIN

That sums it up. Bill Whittle did a great podcast on “Soccer is a third world sport” a few years ago, and his essay nailed it too.


25 posted on 06/12/2026 11:00:12 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay Metal)
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To: mfish13

Rugby Union and Australian Rules Football are the only real sports left.


26 posted on 06/12/2026 11:02:29 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay Metal)
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To: Reily

Bagmitten, as Ricky pronounces it on Trailer Park Boys tv series.


27 posted on 06/12/2026 11:08:39 AM PDT by desertsolitaire (w)
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To: V_TWIN

Chase the little ball and kick it like it is a leftist politician’s head.


28 posted on 06/12/2026 11:15:35 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: V_TWIN

Anything but pickleball.


29 posted on 06/12/2026 11:49:27 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: desertsolitaire

Yep!


30 posted on 06/12/2026 11:56:34 AM PDT by Reily
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To: Reily

By the way, love that series!


31 posted on 06/12/2026 11:57:01 AM PDT by Reily
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To: lefty-lie-spy

It is a third world sport because it can be played with just one piece of equipment: a soccer ball. All other major sports require additional equipment.

American football requires padding and helmets
Baseball requires a bat, ball and catchers mitts.
Basketball requires a hard surface with a basketball and 2 basket.

Whereas soccer just requires a field and a ball.

Both Americans have choices and they choose to play other sports.


32 posted on 06/12/2026 12:16:23 PM PDT by sloanrb
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To: Resolute Conservative

The non-Americans are rapidly decreasing in number.

This decrease will soon accelerate.


33 posted on 06/12/2026 12:19:44 PM PDT by reasonisfaith (What are the personal implications if the Resurrection of Christ is a true event in history?)
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To: JBW1949
Just like baseball...

More like baseball than the current woke version.

34 posted on 06/12/2026 12:28:02 PM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump )
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To: V_TWIN
In America it’s regarded as the metric system of sports.

Stealing this.

35 posted on 06/12/2026 12:29:43 PM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump )
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To: RckyRaCoCo

I heard that joke long ago. but it was a moped and a fat chick.


36 posted on 06/12/2026 12:50:47 PM PDT by enraged
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To: enraged

Bill had them rolling that night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g47ufsGwTUA


37 posted on 06/12/2026 1:00:05 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (there are demons out there, and they look like people)
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To: Reily
I like it as well as i like professional senior badminton!

Ha, ha. I doubt there is such a thing. However, there is such a thing as the national amateur badminton tournament for seniors. I have an older cousin who competed with a playing partner in the doubles and they finished 2nd. She thought they would've won except her playing partner got sick and wasn't up to par on the day of the match. My cousin was 89 at the time I believe. I don't know if she still plays or not. She's about 93-94.

38 posted on 06/12/2026 3:29:49 PM PDT by libertylover (The HBM (Has Been Media) is almost all AGENDA-DRIVEN and HATE-DRIVEN, not-truth driven)
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To: libertylover

Good for her past exploits! Hope she’s still doing it.

I just use badminton as an example of something that bores me.


39 posted on 06/12/2026 3:53:58 PM PDT by Reily
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To: Reily

LOL...that takes a LOT of Superpower! /s LOL


40 posted on 06/12/2026 3:59:35 PM PDT by left that other site ( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:22)
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