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Posted on 05/29/2026 6:10:18 AM PDT by Nateman
It's Friday! Once again, silliness returns!
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Don't worry. Be happy!
It was an impressive explosion. Boom! to the Moon Alice!
Maybe it was DEI math responsible for that explosion?
The Squaw of the Hippotamus
Long ago in a plains tribe, three young men came of age and were to be married. They were sent out into the world with a bow and arrow and a knife to kill an animal the fur of which was to be used to make their marriage bed
Brave Eagle returned with a wonderful cougar hide that was tanned into a beautiful fur
Charging Bull returned with the hide of a young bear that was tanned into a beautiful fur.
Falling Rocks was not very successful. He returned with the skins of two rabbits and a squirrel. These were not large enough to make a marriage bed. His wise grandmother suggested he take them to the trading post and get a striped blanket.
Alas, the trader would not part with a blanket for such a minor return but offered a dusty hippopotamus hide that though rough was in fact large enough.
A year passed
The squaw of Brave Eagle presented him with a son
The squaw of Charging Bull presented him a beautiful daughter
The squaw of Falling Rocks presented him with twins, a boy and a girl
Theorem:
The Squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides
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The student is salvageable. Having mastered curvise, grammar, punctuation, and displaying a sense of humor in the face of adversity.
Iām a failure, however, for awarding unearned credit for punctuation.
At least it sounds smart!
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Even as a kid, I knew this was wrong. He has a brain after all, just not a good one for math rules!
Yep. This one needs a heart real bad!
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