Posted on 05/09/2026 3:56:06 PM PDT by Beowulf9
MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.
The tanker, known as the Delta Magnus, nonchalantly floated in disguise past both the Iranian and American blockades, leaving both sides none the wiser.
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Must have been the “USS Woody Allen”
I KNEW this was likely to happen but I thought that the disguise would be a burka! Sneaky devils.
The old Groucho Marx disguise?
The IRGC saw all of the oil, thought it was Gavin Newsome’s hair, and said, “He’s on our side”.
Lol.. Babylon Bee, that’s funny..
Oddly Exxon Mobile and BP are in a very vicious bidding war for oil exploration rights to Newscom's hair. Each think it is good for at least 100 thousand barrels a day.
seeing that I immediately thought of Frank Zappa!
“seeing that I immediately thought of Frank Zappa!”
LOL!!!!
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