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Posted on 04/29/2026 9:56:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway
We all know that pop culture in the '70s and '80s was a little less... supervised. Kind of like our time outside. I mean, "It's 11 o'clock... do you know where your children are?" So with little parental controls, no "technology" filters, and if you think about it, very little stuff made exclusively for kids, if it was on TV or playing at the movies, you probably saw it.
And this is exactly what makes this aspect of nostalgia so fun, and even surprising. When you revisit the things we loved as kids, you start to realize just how eyebrow-raising some of it actually was.
And that brings us to ... Wacky Packages. Oh boy!
Those stickers with the gum that you ran to the corner store to grab, then traded for your friends, were super valuable on the playground and at the picnic table in the backyard. These weren't baseball cards (which us artsy nerds found boring in comparison). These were Mad Magazine-style parodies of the booming consumer culture at the time, ranging from cleaning products and junk food to pet care and even cigarettes. Imagine!
Originally released by Topps in 1967 and created in part by Art Spiegelman, Wacky Packages didn't just poke fun; they went straight for it. Funnily enough, there was controversy, but it wasn't brought on by the cutting humor and adult nature of the cards. Instead, it was the companies being parodied that sparked lawsuits, with some cards even being pulled from shelves.
Digging through the archives, I found some genuinely shocking cards I had completely forgotten about, and when you stop and think, they probably would have caused quite a stir today. '70s kids might have caught some references to bigger cultural conversations from TV shows like Maude and All in the Family, or maybe at the dinner table, but these cards? They went there, even referencing things like feminism, substance abuse, and geo-political issues — all tucked inside something sold to kids with a stick of gum.
It's bizarre. It's hilarious. And it's incredible.
So I pulled together 10 Wacky Packages cards from the ’70s that might surprise you.
Wacky Packages were beloved by '70s kids, but revisiting some of the more surprising cards might just leave you amazed that they ever existed. Gallery Credit: Stephen Lenz
"Chef Girl-ar-dee Feminist Spaghetti"
One of the most surprising elements of this Wacky Pack card is the actual inclusion of the word "FEMINIST" on the label. I don't even recall knowing what that word meant back then, which was perhaps the point. Adding "approved by Women's Lib" took it to Archie Bunker heights.
"Hostage Filled Cupcakes"
A hot take on the popular Hostess Filled Cup Cakes of the day, I somehow doubt you'd see a children's trading card that depicts a tense hostage situation complete with firearms and torture techniques today.
"Gyppy Pop Popcorn"
During the height of Wacky Packages' popularity, nobody batted an eye at the term "gypp." However, it has since fallen out of favor because it is recognized as a slur. The term is derived from "Gypsy," a derogatory reference to the Romani people.
"Hurtz Crazy Canary Food"
Another example of the more violence-leaning cards, this one takes aim at canaries. As an animal lover and bird-owner myself at that age, I didn't like this one at all and traded it immediately. You definitely wouldn't see something like this today!
"Hawaiian Punks - Bloody Nose Red"
Another example of the violence-themed cards is Hawaiian Punks, which combined a fruity beverage with a pretty nasty mob hit. The product that inspired it, Hawaiian Punch, already had "punch" in the name, so it wasn't much of a stretch.
"Weird Chicks Smith Sisters Feminine Cough Drops"
I didn't get this one right away, but then I realized it's a take on the Smith Bros Cough Drops. At first, I thought how odd it was to use the term "chicks," but then remembered Fonzie from "Happy Days" used that term in nearly every episode. Still, this wouldn’t fly today.
"Camals Jerkish Blend"
Wacky Packs had a weird obsession with smoking, but back then you couldn't escape cigarette ads anywhere so that tracks. At least this one has a hint of anti-smoking sass to it, complete with a dead camel.
"Ditch Masters"
I was taken aback when I misread this one at first. I thought they were really pushing the envelope. But it's Ditch Masters, and in a time where even old movies come with warnings if they show someone smoking, Wacky Packs was like, "Here are some cigar-smoking dudes for the kiddos!"
"Nutlee's Quit"
What '70s kid didn't love opening the metal plug at the top of the Nestle Quik chocolate milk canister with a spoon? I remember this Wacky Package card, but I honestly didn't get the reference to using it as a method to cure alcoholism.
"Mrs. Klean"
Combining hints of potential domestic violence with complicated relationship dynamics, "Mrs. Klean" turned the tables on the popular Mr. Clean product and its iconic shiny-headed spokesman.
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Those were the thing...
I don’t remember these
Speaking of MADD magazine, though, once my father bought one when we were with him at the store. He said he wanted to see what the kids were reading
He read it through, threw it out- in the outside garbage- and told us not to buy it nor read it, it was full of dirty humor. So, as much as we had no supervision riding down to the candy store with friends, we just didn’t buy it nor read it. No rebellious curiosity. He was the authority
Heh heh heh. Lol.
I remember Screaming Yellow Zonkers!
Garbage Pail Kids. One grew up to work for Brandon.
FTA: “ Originally released by Topps in 1967 and created in part by Art Spiegelman…”
Today we know his daughter, Nadja, as the chubby NYT podcaster who interviewed Hassan Piker in the recent & notorious video where they share a laugh about “ripping off the man.”
“Today we know his daughter, Nadja, as the chubby NYT podcaster who interviewed Hassan Piker in the recent & notorious video where they share a laugh about “ripping off the man.”
Yes, that Art Spiegelman, who authored the graphic novel “Maus: A Survivor’s Story” about his father’s experiences in the Holocaust. It’s just sick that she should join with those fiends.
My mom bought me Crack’d instead.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving had a humor magazine?
I remember Liptorn Tea.
These stickers seem to be everywhere. Windows, school book covers, doors, etc..
I remember one called “Weakies”. A play on “Wheaties”.
Those things were (are!) hilarious. My favorite was the whiskey: “Deported Canadian Clod”
Also ... the author writes like a little pansy who’s perpetually offended by everything.
Dad had those. One of his cousins worked for Topps in Duryea, Pennsylvania. Dad said some are worth a lot of $$$.
Mad
Alfred E
Of course I know about MAD Magazine, and it never had “dirty humor” in it. Some of it was risqué at most, and nothing to get all lathered and worked up over.
I found a stack of these in the 90s that were from my childhood. Sold a few doubles on eBay and was able to locate some I didn’t have. Currently have around 150. Back then a full set was worth around $1,000.
LOL, I had a bunch of those, don’t know what happened to them
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